Reymundo Magnifico gets assaulted and decimated by The Unknown in a surprise attack. Magnifico is unable to compete,so Madison wins by default.
Johnny Arcade retains his #1 Contenders spot at MVW Ringwize.
Backstage Interview with Reymundo Magnifico,who demands a Rematch. COO Amara Tennoh arrives a tells him that he has one. Magnifico leaves to find The Unknown.
Inside the lockerroom the battle for the MVW Street Fight Title begins. Tim Mahoney vs Rudos Technicos vs Osborne vs Champion Euthanasia. The Unknown arrives and attacks everyone. Reymundo Magnifico arrives finally finding his target. The 4 man brawl becomes a 6 man brawl. Unknown sneaks away and Magnifico rushes out to find him. Euthanasia wins.
The next match is Madam Rosa vs a debuting D.C Cyrus,who is being introduced by her father B.S.Cyrus. D.C. looks like a cross between Hannah Montana and a country girl. She fakes all of her wrestling moves. Madam Rosa gets the win. B.S. Cyrus is livid.
In the halls,Reymundo Magnifico,carrying a lead pipe, is looking for The Unknown. He eventries to taunt him out of hiding. The Unknown sneaks up behind Magnifico and attacks him. He then flees the scene.
The next match is a no DQ tag team contest between Murasame and Masamune of the Shinobi Twins and Chuck Radford and Leo Kenny of the P.C. Enforcers. The Enforcers win thanks to Sheena Addams.
Elena is interviewed backstage and isn't afraid of the monster she will be facing,in fact,she's looking forward to facing her.
The next fight has Reina Reyas battle Miss Yumi. Miss Yumi gets the win and is attacked by an irate Reyas. Reyas warns everyone that she will be the WMVW U.S. Champion again and will destroy all who get in her way.
In a backstage interview,B.S. Cyrus is upset at the result of his daughter's match and accuses the referee of being unqualified to ref. He demands a rematch.
The next bout is Sheena Addams of the PC Enforcers vs Elena. Elena,of course,does commentary while wrestling. Shockingly,Sheena is alone. While this match is going on the rest if the PC Enforcers are prepping their Chief for her title defence against the Absolutist. Elena beats the monster heel with weapons,causing her to be DQ'ed. The attacks are not stopping Addams. COO Amara Tennoh comes out and decides to give the 2 a rematch next week...and it will be a Street Fight.
Promo for Ringwize.
Reymundo Magnifico is outside the arena,in the parking lot,searching for The Unknown. The Unknown appears from out of nowhere and attacks Magnifico. Magnifico fights back,beating his foe.
The Main Event is for the WMVW US Championship. The Absolutist vs WMVW Champion Jenny Valentino(with the male members of the PC enforcers). The Absolutist wins via DQ,when the ref catches the P.C.Enforcers interfering. They are suddenly all 3 are assaulted by Ron Rude,Reno Nevada,Miss Ami,and Janette Joplin. Sheena Addams rushes out to help her team. COO Amara Tennoh is angry that the 4 Retro Reality TV Ring Warriors are trespassing on Crash Ring Warrior territory. So She suspends all 4 for their insolence. The 4 babyfaces have had enough of the COO's crap and go after her with the intent of beating her up. A chase though the building insues.
The show closes with a preview of next weeks show. Re-Match for the MVW US Title: Reymundo Magnifico vs "Text Book" Philly Madison(c). D.C.Cyrus vs Madam Rosa. The P.C.Enforcers battle the Shinobi Twins in a Steel Cage. Miss Yumi vs Reina Reyas in a number 1 contenders match. Rudos Technicos vs Osborne vs Tim Mahoney vs Euthanasia (c) for the MVW Street Fight title. Elena vs Sheena Addams in a street fight. Madam Rosa will make predictions on the winners of next weeks show at the very beginning.
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MVW Retro Reality TV S2,E15:
Barry Wallace does guest commentary for the show.
The opening contest pits Clarence Tubman against John Tseng of the Asian American Order. Tseng has Both Ken Kojiro and Maggie Sanger with him. Tubman has Thurgood Parks. The match is a Double DQ,due to so much interference by both parties. This transitions into tbe next match between Thurgood Parks and Ken Kojiro. Again a double DQ thanjs to constant interference from both sides. COO Amara Tennoh cones out and talks about the 1st two matches of the night. She decides to make the Tag Championship match a No Disqualification one.
Backstage interview with Raoul Valdez who talks about his match fir tonight. He also talks about his Ringwize match with Barry Wallace for the MVW Title.
The PC Enforcers enter the building,ready to arrest or destroy all things politically incorrect.
Next is Ron Rude and Reno Nevada vs The Steel Sultans. The PC Enforcers arrive,decry "white privalage",and attack Nevada and Rude..they also attack Abe Knight,who they deem an "Uncle Tom". The babyfaces fight back and are joined by Miss Ami and Janette Joplin. As for the match itself,the match ended in a DQ in the babyfaces favor.
The Asian American Order is interviewed backstage and mock every aspect of Tubman and Parks, as well as their chances of victory at Ringwize.
Next is the contract signing for the Iron Maiden match between WMVW Champion Lita Keno and Musashi. The 2 taunt each other,and after signing the contract,they fight.
Promo for MVW Ringwize......this time promising new faces.
Janette Joplin and Miss Ami vs Maxine Payne and Ruby. Joplin and Ami desplay sone good team work,Payne and Ruby argue alot. During the match,Sheena Addams comes down to ringside and in the name of "Black Sisterhood" costs Ami and Janette the match.
Backstage interview with Malcolm King,who still denies affiliation with the PC Enforcers. He just wants to be on top again,nothing more and he needs to destroy the competition to get there.
The next battle is Wes East vs Rufus Barton in a grudge match. East wins.
The PC Enforcers are searching the locker rooms for any Politically Incorrect Activity.
The Main Event is Hakeem Abdul Jafar vs Raoul Valdez. Once again the PC Enforcers get involved and insult and assault Jafar. As this is going on,Barry Wallace assaults Valdez. Reno Nevada,Ron Rude,Janette Joplin,and Miss Ami rush to Jafar's aid. Jafar has had enough and tells Joplin that he will join her team at Ringwize. The PC Enforcers says it doesn't matter since their 5th guy will destroy them all.
Next Week is Ringwize.
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MVW Crash S2,E15: Madam Rosa comes out and predicts the winners of todays card. She looks into her crystal ball and predicts that Philly Madison,The PC Enforcers,Reina Reyas,Euthanasia,Sheena Addams,and herself will be victorious in their matches.
The opening contest is a Tag Contest inside a Steel Cage. The PC Enforcers (kenny and radford) vs The Shinobi Twins (murasame and masamune). The cage is meant to keep Chief Valentino and Lt.Addams out. Masamune gets out of the cage 1st,followed by Chuck Radford. And finally,Murasame,getting the win for the Shinobi's. After the match,the Enforcers are attacked by their opponents at Ringwize.
Backstage interview with Reymundo Magnifico,who is more focused on finding and destroying The Unknown,rather than his Title Rematch. The Unknown is sneaking around,hiding,waiting to strike. He attacks after the interview and the 2 brawl. The unknown blinds Magnifico and runs off to his next target.
The next contest has D.C. Cyrus (with her father B,S. in her corner) battle Madam Rosa once again. And once again Cyrus fakes her moves,making her look foolish once again. Rosa wins and the Cyrus' are livid. D.C. even has a little tantrum.
Backstage interview with Johnny Arcade,who insults Philly Madison's character and promises to take back the US Championship. But first he must defeat Kid Justice.
Reymundo Magnifico is angrily continuing his search for The Unknown.
The next bout is a number 1 contenders match for the WMVW US Championship. Reina Reyas vs Miss Yumi. Yumi wins and evades an attack by Reyas. The Unknown attacjks Reyas in the ring,why? It's because he is a random kinda guy. Magnifico rushes out and The Unknown makes his escape. Magnifico rushes after him.
Backstage,the Cyrus' are real angry at the loss and are ready to sue if need be. COO Amara Tennoh arrives and calls them sore losers,and even questions D.C.'s wrestling ability. She then invites both D.C. and her father to be participents in the Unisex battle royal at Ringwize.
The PC Enforcers are talking about their 5th man and even their President.
The next match is a street fight for the Street Fight Championship. Rudos Tenchnicos vs Osborne vs Tim Mahoney vs Euthanasia(c) inside of the mens room. The Unknown comes in and casually attacks everyone,before headding to the toilet to pee. Reymundo busts in and is tossed out quickly by the Street Fighters. After he's done,the Unknown is thrown out of the bathroom. The Unknown and Magnifico meet and fight. Unknown beats Magnifico and rushes off. Euthanasia wins the street fight and retains.
The next match has Johnny Arcade battle Kid Justice. "text book" Philly Madison caually intervines in the match against Arcade and even tau ts him and his "kiddie" ways. Arcade is destracted enough to be defeated by Justice. Satisfied,Madison leaves the ringside area.
Magnifico continues his search for the Unknown,he is assaulted from behind by a sneak attack by Unknown. Unknown rushes off and Magnifico goes after him...despite the fact that he has a match in 5 minutes.
The PC Enforcers are seen talking to someone on the phone,it's their 5th man.
The next match is a Re-Match for the MVW US Title: Reymundo Magnifico vs "Text Book" Philly Madison(c). Magnifico is M.I.A. for this match,since he's still chasing after The Unknown. Philly Madison takes sone time to insult his "mentally inferior" opponents. Johnny Arcade comes out and does a little trash talking of his own. Arcade then attacks Madison.
Magnifico is in the parking lot looking for Unknown. Unknown almost runs over the latin narcisist with his car. Magnifico can just watch in rage as Unknown drives off.
The Main event has Elena and Sheena Addams battle in a street fight. Despite this being a 1 on 1,the talkative Elena must deal with all 4 Enforcers now. Thanfully,Ron Rude,Reno Nevada and Janette Joplin were on hand to give Miss Mouth a hand. COO Amara Tennoh cones out to threaten the 4 "RetroRealityTV" Faces if they don't leave now. Miss Ami attacks Tennoh from behind. The Enforcers escape,but not before warning everyone of the might of their 5th man.
No Crash next week. Ringwize is next week.
MVW Ringwize
The show opens with a new segment called 'Madam Rosa's Parlor'. Madam Rosa predicts the winners of the matches...mainly the heels,but she also predicts herself as winner of the Unisex Battle Royal.
The PC Enforcers arrive and are alone,the 5th Member absent.They talk about the 5th guy and how he will be here later.They then get a call from their president telling them that the man is running late and will be there near the end of the next to last match.
The opening bout is for the MVW US Championship. Johnny Arcade vs US Champion "Textbook" Philly Madison. Madison whacks Arcade with his book,while the ref was down and gets the win. Madison is interviewed immediatly after,mocking his fallen opponent's childish attitude.
Reymundo Magnifico is getting ready for the match. Afterwords,he picks up a lead pipe he brought and leaves the lockerroom to hunt for The Unknown. As he searches,he is attacked from behind by The Unknown. A chase begins.
The next fight tames place in the parking lot. It's a Fatal 4-Way for the MVW Street Fight Championship. Osborne vs Tim Mahoney vs Euthanasia vs Rudos Technicos. Osborne wins and becomes SF Champion.
Maggie Sanger is interviewed backstage and she is extremely sure of her mens chances of victory tonight....and forever.
Next up is the #1 Contender Fatal 4-Way Match for the MVW US Championship. Reymundo Magnifico vs Kid Justice vs The Unknown vs Master Kwang. Magnifico chases Unknown to the ring. The Unknown pins Magnifico with a tight pull to get the win. Magnifico ain't happy and chases The Unknown around the arena. As the chase is going on,Kid Justice is interviewed. Master Kwang attacks Kid Justice.
While the PC Enforcers are on patrol,Sheena Addams goes to the bathroom...the men's room. As Addams is in the bathroom,they others get a call from their 5th man. After the call,the Enforcers are now confident that their chances of winning have just increased even more,because their guy is extremely ready for all 5 of the "Politically Incorrect Trash"
The next match is the Number 1 Contenders Match for the MVW Championship. Rufus Barton vs Wes East vs Malcolm King. Barton targets Wes East and King singles out both. King wins by pinning Rufus,after beating both him and East with a ball bat. He is interviewed after the match and justifies every dirty thing he did. Number 1,it was No DQ. and 2,he does whatever that he needs to do to become champ again.
Reymundo Magnifico is pissed and is searching for the Unknown,who he lost. The Unknown is nowhere to be found.
No DQ Match for the MVW Tag Team Championship: The Asian American Order (c) vs Tubman and Parks. Sanger interferes,but is countered by Abe Knight. Tubman and Parks Win. COO Amara Tennoh comes out and issues a rematch for next week and bars Abe Knight from the building during that time,so he won't get in sangers way. The teams are interviewed after the match,The AAO and Sanger are pissed at their loss,but are thankful to the COO for the chance at a rematch. The New Champs,Tubman and Parks,are interviewed next. They accept all comers. They are Blackwardz,Dudes against the black leftist social norms. They then give a 'one finger salute' to Political Correctness for jacking Americas Black communities.
Backstage is a pipe fight between The Unknown and Reymundo Magnifico. A fight which Unknown wins. He runs off,before Magnifico can get up. Magnifico runs after him.
WMVW Championship: Lita Keno (c) vs Musashi in a 60 minute Iron Maiden match. The match was mainly technical,with some brawling and high flying thrown in. Musashi wibs by gaining 3 falls over Keno,who got 2. Keno attacks the new champion and while the 2 are fighting,COO Amara Tennoh tells the 2 that next week they will have a no DQ rematch. New WMVW champion Musashi is interviewed.
Backstage interview with Barry Wallace,who says he doesn't need Sanger anyway and that he can win easily enough by himself. He then calls out Malcolm King for being a "Damn Baby".
The parking lot is empty,but the PC Enforcers are there awaiting their 5th man. PC Officers Radford and Kenny can't wait to compete on RetroReality TV and that it shouldn't be long until they become MVW Tag Team Champions. A car pulls up and a guy wearing a hooded robe with 'P.C. Nation' on it comes out. The hood is covering his face. It's The 5th Man. The 5 go back inside.
MVW Championship: Barry Wallace (c) vs Raoul Valdez. Sanger is banned from Ringside. Raoul Valdez wins the battle,but Wallace isn't to happy,so he brutalises the new champion.
in a backstage interview,Rufus Barton calls out Malcolm King. We East shows up and,in his own crazy way,also calls out King.
A Unisex Battle Royal Winner Gets a $100 bonus and a free title shot. Here are the participents: Madam Rosa,D.C.Cyrus,B.S.Cyrus.Elena,Maxine Payne,Ruby,Reina Reyas,Miss Yumi,Maggie Sanger,Sultan Arafat,Sultan AlFatah,Shinobi Twin Murasame,Shinobi Twin Masamune,Abe Knight,COO Amara Tennoh,and The Absolutist. The match starts with 2 fighters,and every 2 minutes a new ring warrior will enter. The prosess continues until all participants have been entered. Elimination happens the same as any other battle royal. Sanger and Knight are the 1st to enter. Tennoh,Maxine Payne,and Elena are the last ones. Both Elena and Payne beat the hell out of Tennoh and throw her out of the ring,despite threats of suspention by the COO. Payne and Elena eliminate each other. Because of this,the COO declares that the Battle Royal has no official winner and thus No One gets a title shot. She leaves before Elena and Payne can attack her.
Promo for The next Special Championship Melee...coming in July.
The Main Event. A Mix Tag Team Elimination match with Street Fight Rules.Janette Joplin,Ron Rude,Reno Nevada,Hakeem Abdul Jafar,and Miss Ami vs The PC Enforcers and ?. If Team P.I. wins,the PC Enforcers must stay away from Retro Reality TV. However,should the PC team win,Chuck Radford and Leo Kenny both get promotions and will be an official part of Retro Reality TV. When the Enforcers come out,they are alone. Before the match begins,Chief Valentino introduces their 5th man...Private Citizen,Marco the Gringo Killer (a scary-looking luchador in white). Leo Kenny is the first to be eliminated,followed by Ron Rude. Marco the Gringo Killer took out Miss Ami with a running spinning lariot (his finisher). Chuck Radford was the next to be eliminated. Gringo Killer took out Reno Nevada. The next one to go was Jillian Valentino,followed by Hakeem Abdul Jafar,thanks to a sneak attack by the Radford,Valentino, and Kenny. Marco the Gringo Killer is eliminated by the Babyfaces lone survivor,Janette Joplin. But a surprise high risk attack by Addams,gets the retro rocker eliminated. The PC Enforcers Win and Leo Kenny and Chuck Radford are now in the running for the Tag Titles. The Heels reunite to celebrate their victory.
The show closes with a preview of next weeks show. Madam Rosa's Parlor. The Shinobi Twins vs The Steel Sultans. Reno Nevada and Ron Rude vs The PC Enforcers.MVW Tag Team Championship Match: Tubman and Parks aka Blackwardz (c) vs The Asian American Order. Knight is banned from the building. Janette Joplin vs Ruby. Miss Ami vs Maxine Payne. Barry Wallace vs Rufus Barton. MVW Championship Match: Malcolm King vs Raoul Valdez (c). No DQ WMVW Championship match: Musashi (c) vs Lita Keno. Wes East does guest commentary for the show.
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No Crash for this week,just a reairing of Ringwize.
The show closes with a preview of next weeks show. Madam Rosa's Parlor opening the show. Master Kwang vs Kid Justice. The Unknown vs "Text Book" Philly Madison (c) for the US Champion. Reina Reyas vs DC Cyrus. The Street Fight Title is on the line. Champion Osborne takes on Euthanasia,Tim Mahoney,and Rudos Technicos. Elena takes on Sheena Addams in a last woman standing. Marco the Gringo Killer vs Jobber. Reymundo Magnifico vs Johnny Arcade. Miss Yumi battles Jillian Valentino for the US Championship.
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MVW Retro Reality TV S2,E16:
Wes East does guest commentary for this show.
The show opens up with Madam Rosa's Parlor. She predicts victories all around for the Heels.
The P.C.Enforcers (and the gringo killer) arrive at the Arena. Radford and Kenny are ready for their RRTV debut. As they head for the locker room,Hakeem Abdul Jafar is watching and raring to strike.
The first match has The Shinobi Twins (in their RRTV debut) going against The Steel Sultans. Sultans defeat the Shinobi's and win the match.
The P.C. Enforcers are ready for their match and ready to kill the "White Privlagers",refering to their opponents,Ron Rude and Reno Nevada. As the 5 exit the locker room,they are attacked by Hakeem Abdul Jafar,who beats up all 5.
On their way to the ring,Abe Knight and his team,Nevada and Rude,are told that their match has been posponed for the moment,due to their opponents being injured in an attack.
The next match is Miss Ami vs Maxine Payne.Ami wins and is beat up by Payne after the match.
In a backstage interview,Hakeem Abdul Jafar explains his actions. He wanted to stop the BS of the PC Enforcers before it started. COO Tennoh is angry about Jafar's actions. The 2 have a shouting match. Tennoh decides to punish The Arab-American Athlete by making him fight All 5 P.C.Enforcers in a Handycap match,which will serve as a Special Attraction for next weeks show.
Backstage report on the Enforcers. They aren't ready yet.
The next match is Barry Wallace v Rufus Barton. Thanks to Sanger,Barton loses. But Barton gets his revenge by beating Sanger. Wallace could care less.All he cares about is winning..and himself.
Backstage interview with Maxine Payne,who justifies her action by explaining that,Like Reina Reyas,she too sees all opposition as enemies,who are nothing but road blocks to the top. Roadblocks that need to be destroyed by any means.
The next match is Janette Joplin v Ruby. Joplin wins,but is assulted by Maxine Payne. Joplin fights back and the 2 brawl. COO Amara Tennoh loves what she sees and decides to make a Joplin v Payne match for next week. Winner gets a title shot.
Backstage interview with MVW US Champion Jillian Valentino,says that her team will not be competing right now and swears vengeance on Hakeem Abdul Jafar.
The next match is for the MVW Tag Team Championship. Tubman and Parks aka Blackwardz (c) v The Asian American Order (with sanger). For this match,Abe Knight is escorted out of the building,despite objections from Nevada and Rude. Sanger interferes and causes her team to be DQ'ed. The Asian American Order are pissed at Sanger for being overzealous. COO Tennoh is amused by this,but decides to accomodate the AAO by allowing them to earn a rematch by taking on The Shinobi's and the Sultans in a Triple Threat #1 contenders match. And it happens next week.
Reports that Hakeem Abdul Jafar was forced to leave the building by security. The Enforcers are recovering and will be ready soon.
Backstage interview with Barry Wallace,who demands a rematch for his title. COO Tennoh agrees to his demands and makes him the #1 contender for the MVW Championship. When asked about why he left Sanger to face Rufus Barton alone,he just says that she means nothing to him and is only an object he's using to stay on top.
The next match is for the MVW Championship; Malcolm King v Raoul Valdez (c). The match ends in Double DQ when Wes East decides to get involved in the fight. Amara Tennoh once again cones out and once again makes a match for next week,A Triple Threat Match for the Title: Wallace v East v Valdez. King is pissed that he isn't in the match. Tennoh tells him if he can beat Rufus Barton cleanly next week,he can face the champ.
Backstage interview with Rufus Barton,who mocks Malcolm King and calls him a damn baby who doesn't deserve a title shot. King attacks Barton and the 2 brawl.
Breaking News: The P.C.Enforcers are ready and will be fighting next.
Promo for MVW Championship Melee..coming in July.
The next contest pits The P.C Enforcers (with sheena addams,marco the gringo killer,and jillian adams) agaibst Reno Nevada and Ron Rude (without abe knight). Hakeem Abdul Jafar,who we thought was thrown out of the building,arrives and assaults The women and the evil Lucha with a steel chair to prevent them from interfering. Rude pins Kenny with a 1,2,3 and wibs the match for his team. The babyfaces rush out in to the crouds before any retaliation.
Backstage interview with MVW Tag Champions Blackwardz. They explain the name,they believe that the the black community has been jacked and since the current perverse mindstate of the community would concider them backwards thinkers,they decided to wear it as a badge of honor and roll with it. and thus the name Blackwardz was created. COO Tennoh mocks the 2 and announces that Reno Nevada and Ron Rude will be your next challengers.
The Main Event is a No DQ Match for the WMVW Championship: Lita Keno (who recently dropped the "nature girl" name) v Champion Musashi. Musashi wins and throws Keno out of the Ring. Musashi takes to the mic and is invigorated by her fight. She loves fighting and challenges anywoman for her title. Just then The Absolutist makes a shocking apperence. Absolutist talks with Musashi for a bit before accepting her challenge. Tennoh rushes out and makes the match official.
The show closes with a preview of next weeks show. Madam Rosa's Parlor. #1 Contenders Match: Janette Joplin vs Maxine Payne. Miss Ami v Lita Keno. #1 Contenders Match: The Asian American Order v The Steel Sultans v The Shinobi Twins. MVW Tag Team Championship: Ron Rude and Reno Nevada v Blackwardz. WMVW Championship: The Absolutist v Musashi (c). Malcolm King v Rufus Barton. MVW Championship: Barry Wallace v Wes East v Raoul Valdez (c). Special Attraction: Handycap Match: Hakeem Abdul Jafar v The P.C.Enforcers and Marco the Gringo Killer. Ruby does guest commentary.
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MVW Crash S2,E16:
Madam Rosa's Parlor opening the show. She makes her match result predictions. Heels will win and DC Cyrus will lose again.
The opening contest is Master Kwang vs Kid Justice. Master Kwang wins. Master Kwang beat the hell out of Kid Justice,before being stopped by security.
The P.C.Enforcers and Marco the Gringo Killer enter the arena and are ready to fight. Elena arrives to taunt Sheena Addams,but she's quickly shut up by the Gringo Killer. The obnoxious heels go on their merry way.
The next match is for tbe MVW United States Championship. "textbook" Philly Madison vs The Unknown. The match ends in a DQ,in Unknowns favor,when the he is assaulted by Reymundo Magnifico. After the beatdown,the chase begins.
Miss Yumi is being interviewed backstage and will avenge Ami's loss at Ringwize by becoming WMVW US Champion. She is confronted by Both Sheena Addams and Jillian Valentino,who question her asianess and womanhood,because she's opposing them,when she should be with them 100%. Yumi just tells Jillian Valentino to prepare to be the shortest reigning US Champion in MVW history. She leaves.
The next match is Reina Reyas vs DC Cyrus. B.S.,her daddy,introduces her. DC Cyrus fakes moves once again. Cyrus loses and her father cries foul once again,blaming the lis on the referee,who he claims is ignorant. He feircly demands that He hand pics the referee for his daughters next match. While her pop is ranting,DC has a tantrum. COO Amara Tennoh comes out and says that she rejects Cyrus' demands,because he is in no possition for demands. She tells him that the ref did a great job and that it's not her fault or anyone elses that DC Cyrus can't wrestle. This infuriates both Cyrus',but Tennoh cooly ignores them.
Vignette for "Worse News" Allen Brown a hard-edge street fighting loner from NYC,talking about the streets and how they made him what he is.
The Chase continues between The Unknown and Reymundo Magnifico. Unknown tosess whatever at Magnifico to stop him. It works and the Unknown makes his escape.
In the next fight,The Street Fight Title is on the line. Champion Osborne takes on Euthanasia,Tim Mahoney,and Rudos Technicos. Tbe battle takes place in the lobby. Osborne Retains.
Magnifico has caught up with The Unknown and the 2 are beating the hell out of each other.
In the next match,It's Insane White Woman vs Pissed Off Black Woman as Elena takes on Sheena Addams in a last woman standing. Elena,as always,does her own commentary while wrestling. Sheena Addams has Leo Kenny and Chuck Radford in her corner. With some help from her men,Sheena Addams gets the win.
Magnifico has lost Unknown and is searching for him. The Unknown assaults him from behind in a surprise attack. The chase continues.
The next match is Reymundo Magnifico vs Johnny Arcade. Magnifico doesn't show,due to him persuing Unknown. COO Tennoh comes out and has Marco The Gringo Killr take Magnificos place and announces a Steel Cage match between Unknown and Magnifico next week. Gringo Killer wins and continues to assault Arcade after the match. Security arrives to stop the madness.
As Jillian Valentino is about to leave the lockerroom,she gets a call from the President of PC Nation,who is pleased with her nations representitives.
In the Main Event,Miss Yumi battles Jillian Valentino for the US Championship. Valentino tries to reason with Yumi. She tells Yumi that she should be an Ally to P.C. Enforcers and the P.C.Nation,since she's Asian-American. Yumi tells Valentino that tbat type of stereotyping pisses her off. She attacks Valentino.It isn't long before the other 3 Enforcers join in. Thanks to The Enforcers,Valentino retains. After the match,the PC Enforcers "arrest" Yumi for treason against her race.
The episode closes with preview of next weeks show. In honor of Memorial Day,Both US Titles will be on the line in a Gauntlet match. Plus,the Unknown and Reymundo Magnifico battle it out inside of a steel cage. The Street Fight Championship is also on the line in a gauntlet match,this one being held in the parking lot.
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Retro Reality TV S2,Ep17:
Ruby does guest commentary for the night.
The show opens with Madam Rosa's Parlor,where she predicts the winners of todays matches. She predicts that there will be no title changes tonight and that a vengeful woman will be after the police.
The P.C.Enforcers arrive for work.
The opening bout has The Steel Sultans vs The Shinobi Twins vs The Asian American Order in a #1 Contenders match. The Sultans take a swipe at American Wrestling and claims Arab Wrestling is best. The Sultans get the win,but the Asian American Order are sore losers and attack the Arab Team.
Vignettes for the a Native American Tag Team,The Greywolf Cousins.
The next fight is Miss Ami v Lita Keno. Ami is a no show. So,the match is posponed. So the next match is a #1 Contenders match for the WMVW Championship. Janette Joplin v.Maxine Payne.Keno sticks around to watch. Payne desplays her new "take no prisoners" attitude through out the match. Just as Joplin is winning,The P.C.Enforcers arrive to stop what they call "white on black" violence. They beat on Joplin and Payne joins in. Soon after Payne leaves. The Enforcers handcuff Joplin and arrest her. Joplin wins via DQ.
Meanwhile,We learn that Hakeem Abdul Jafar was handcuffed to the exit door by the Enforcers. He is pissed. The security frees him and he rushes to find the Enforcers.
A backstage interview with Rufus Barton,who continues to call Malcolm King a crybaby. Malcolm King assaults Barton.
The next match is for the MVW Championship. Ron Rude and Reno Nevada (with manager Abe Knight) vs Blackwards. Maggie Sanger runs out and attacks Knight. Both teams see this and rush to Knights aid. After that the 2 teams battle again in the ring. Blackwardz wins.
Backstage the P.C.Enforcers are patrolling the Arena for Political Incorrect Activity. They are suprise attacked by Miss Ami. Ami goes all Chuck Norris on them with Martial Arts moves. She beats all 4 Enforcers and the Gringo Killer. After telling them that that was for Yumi,She walks away. Chief Jenny Valentino (the wmvw us champ) grabs her portable radio and calls for back up. Marco El Gringo Killer is out cold.
Backstage interview with Musashi,who can't wait to take on and defeat the Absolutist.
The next match is Malcolm King vs Rufus Barton. Kind defeats Barton by beating him with brass knux,while the ref is down.
Backstage interview COO Amara Tennoh. Tennoh has decided to let Ami keep her job and status,since she's in a good mood. However,Tennoh has to punish Ami in some form,so she decides to send her home early. The rematch will be next week. She also makes Malcolm King the #1 challenger for the MVW Title. She then tells Ruby that she will be facing off against a mystery opponent next week.
Lita Keno comes out and is upset that her opponent was sent home and gets pissed at Tennoh for it. Tennoh comes out and begins arguing with her. She than decides to fight her 1-on-1 as a replacement opponent. Tennoh defeats Keno.
Interview with Maggie Sanger,who plans to destroy all managerial competition in MVW. She then blasts Barry Wallace for abandoning her last week and promises to make his life hell if he does it again. She Also won't be with him for the big title match.
Triple Threat MVW Championship Match: Raoul Valdez (c) v Wes East v Barry Wallace. Wallace and East form a bit of a rivalry with Wallace despising Easts wacky,deadpool-esque attitude. Valdez retains,thanks to East costing Wallace. The 2 beat the hell out of each other.
The P.C. Enforcers watch as their ally Marco the Gringo Killer is carried out on a streatcher. Jenny Valentino tells them that their new 5th man is coming.
WMVW Championship Match: Musashi (c) v The Absolutist. Before the match,Absolutist takes a swipe at social media and that the ones who are loved most...are the assholes. The P.C.Enforcers arrive and take aim at The Absolutist,her crime: White on Yellow Violence. They attack Her and Arrest her. Musashi tries to stop them,and both she and the Political Correct nutjobs get into a small arguement about Asian roles in America.
Backstage,Hakeem Abdul Jafar is brawling with an unknown masked man. The masked man beats up Jafar using objects and when Jafar is down,he leaves.
Promo for July's special event Championship Melee.
Interview with Musashi,who blasts the P.C.Enforcers actions for interfering with her match. She hopes to get a rematch with The Absolutist and threatens to make every P.C.Enforcer sorry if they dare interfere with her again.
The Main event is a Special Attraction: Hakeem Abdul Jafar vs The P.C.Enforcers. The P.C.Enforcers come out with the Mysterious Man. Valentino announces that there will not be a match tonight. She then introduces the Mysterious Man as Great Warden Z,Warden of the P.C. Penetentery in the P.C.Nation. Hakeem Abdul Jafar rushes out and attacks everyone. He is soon joined by Janette Joplin and the Absolutist. The 3 beat the PC police and send them running. The Babyfaces stand tall.
The show closes with a preview of next weeks show. Madam Rosa's Parlor. The Absolutist vs Maxine Payne. The Asian American Order will face The P.C.Enforcers. The Shinobi Twins vs. Ron Rude and Reno Nevada. MVW Tag Team Championship: Blackwardz vs The Steel Sultans. Lita Keno v Miss Ami. Hakeem Abdul Jafar will be there. WMVW Championship: Janette Joplin v Musashi (c). Barry Wallace v Wes East. Ruby vs a mystery opponent. MVW Championship: Raoul Valdez v Malcolm King. Rufus Barton does guest commentary for the show.
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Crash S2,Ep17: The show opens with a Gauntlet for the US Championship. Here are the participents in this order: Miguel The Gringo Killer(formerly marco),Kid Justice,Johnny Arcade,Philly Madison,Master Kwang,and Great Warden Z. Johnny Arcade wins and becomes the US Champ. Tennoh comes out and congratulates Arcade and tells him that next week he will be defending that title against the man he just beat,Great Warden Z.
Vignette for "Worse News" Allen Brown. He will be joining the Street Fight Division in June.
The next match is a Guantlet match for the SF Championship..in a Parking lot. Osborne comes out first and beats his opponents one after the other. Osborne wants fresh opponents.
Promo for MVW Championship Melee.
The next match is another Gauntlet Match,this time for the WMVW US Championship. Here are the participants,in order: Madam Rosa,Miss Yumi,D.C.Cyrus,Sheena Addams,Reina Reyas,Elena,and Jillian Valentino (c). Miss Yumi and Valentino are the last 2 in the ring. Valentino defeats Yumi and proseeds to humiliate her alongside the other P.C. Enforcers. This is punishment for what they concider "betrayl",because Yumi and Ami refuse to join the P.C.Nation and do her race proud.
COO Amara Tennoh is interviewed and she decides to make Yumi the #1 contender for the WMVW US Title.
The Main Event: The Unknown v Reymundo Magnifico inside of a Steel Cage. Magnifico wins the match And the War,by climbing out of the cage.
The episode closes with preview of next weeks show. Madam Rosa's Parlor opens the show. US Championship match: Johnny Arcade (c) v Great Warden Z (w/gringo killer). Street Fight Championship: Osborne (c) v Rudos Technicos v Tim Mahoney v Euthanasia. Philly Madison v Kid Justice. The Unknown v Master Kwang. Miguel the Gringo Killer v Reymundo Magnifico. Elena v Sheena Addams in a falls count anywhere match. D.C.Cyrus v Reya Reyas. Miss Yumi v Jillian Valentino for the WMVW US Championship.
Plus,the Unknown and Reymundo Magnifico battle it out inside of a steel cage.
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June 2016:
MVW RRTV S2,Ep18:
Rufus Barton does commentary for the show.
Madam Rosa opens up the show by making predictions for todays winners.
The P.C.Enforcers enter with Miguel the Gringo Killer and Great Warden Z.
The opening bout is a tag team contest has Ron Rude and Reno Nevada (with abe knight) v The Shinobi Twins. Sanger rushes down to the ring with her team and costs Rude and Nevada the match. Knight and Sanger get into a fight. COO Amara Tennoh comes out and sees the carnage. She decides that it's time to end the Sanger/Knight feud once and for all. So she decides to make a special match for both sides. A 6-Person Elimination Match,The Losing Team's Manager Must Abandon Their Clients Contract. And Sanger and Knight will be the 3rd man for their respective teams. And it happens Next Week.
Backstage interview with WMVW Champ Musashi. The interview is interupted by The P.C.Enforcers,who want usashi to apologize for not only bad mouthing them,but also insulting her own race by badmouthing them and their values. They are polite about it at first,but Sheena Addams tells Musashi that if she don't apologize now,they'll jack her up sumthin' nasty. Musashi refuses saying that there be no apologies today. That pisses off the Enforcers and they brutaly assault her. She is out of commission.
The next match is for the MVW Tag Team Championship. The American Wrestling Hating Steel Sultans challenge Blackwardz for their titles. Blackwardz retains. The P.C. Enforcers come out to taunt the Champions and continue to call them "Fake-ros". Blackwardz counter attacks with their own smacktalk. COO Tennoh comes out and decides to make the winners of tonights P.C.Enforcer/Asian American Order match,the official #1 contenders for the Tag Titles.
Another Vignette for the Greywolf cousins,who are on a mission to prove that Native American Wrestlers and Native American's are still relevent.
Backstage interview with COO Amara Tennoh,who confirms that Musashi won't be competing tonight. And that she has assigned a new opponent for Janette Joplin for tonight. When asked about Ruby's mystery opponent,Tennoh tells everyone that her pick will shock everyone.
The next match has The Absolutist battle Maxine Payne. The P.C.Enforcers rush out during the match and beat the hell out of The Absolutist for comitting "White-on-Black" violence. Absolutist fights back,but is done in by the numbers game. They arrest her and beat her as they take her away. As they drag her outside,Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Miss Ami rush to Absolutist's rescue. The heels fight back and are beaten.
The Next match pits Barry Wallace against Wes East. Sangers interference backfires and causes Wallace to get DQed. Wallace is pissed at Sanger,beats her and fires her as his manager....he don't need her anymore anyway.
Backstage interview with Hakeem Abdul Jafar,who promises death to the P.C. Police.
The next match has Miss Ami v Lita Keno. Ami wins by Reversing Keno's figure four.
Promo for MVW Championship Melee in July
The next match is a #1 contenders match for the MVW Tag Titles: The P.C.Enforcers (kenny and radford) v The Asian American Order (kojiro and tseng,with maggie sanger). Ron Rude and Reno Nevada and Abe Knight rush to the ring to assault the P.C.Enfircers,causing The Asian American Order to get DQed. A massive brawl breaks out between the 3 teams. Blackwardz comes out and beats the hell out of the P.C. Enforcers.
The next match is for the MVW Championship: Raoul Valdez v Malcolm King. Valdez defeats King. King gets pissed and attacks Valdez before leaving. King attacks everyone in sight..including Rufus,who is still calling King a crybaby. The 2 Brawl.
Backstage interview with Janette Joplin on what happened to Musashi,her just announced rematch, and her mystery opponent.
The next match pits Ruby against a mystery opponent.And that Opponent is...Hakeem Abdul Jafar. Ruby actually puts up a good fight against The Arab-American and even comes close to beating him. Jafar wins with his fishermans suplex.
The P.C.Enforcers are in the lockerroom talking about their oppertunity next week. They get a call from their Presedent,congratulating them for the oppertunity. P.C.Nation is about to get more gold.
The Main Event has Janette Joplin vs a Mystery Opponent. COO Tennoh comes out and reveals that She will be Joplin's opponent. Joplin defeats Tennoh and then gets attacked by the Enforcers for "Straight-on-Gay" violence. Ami and Jafar rush out to aid Joplin. The Absolutist also arrives to even the odds. Blackwardz also joins the babyfaces. The heels escape to fight another day.
The show closes with a preview of next weeks show. Madam Rosa's Parlor. The Steel Sultans v The Shinobi Twins. Team Knight v Team Sanger in an elimination match. The Losing Team's Manager Loses their contract for their teams. Musashi defends her WMVW title against Janette Joplin. MVW Tag Title Match: Blackwardz v The P.C.Enforcers. The Absolutist vs Maxine Payne. Miss Ami v Ruby. Rufus Barton v Malcolm King. Barry Wallace v Hakeem Abdul Jafar. MVW championship match: Wes East v. Raoul Valdez (c). Lita Keno does color commentary for the show.
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MVW Crash S2,Ep18:
Madam Rosa's Parlor opens up the show. The gypsie witch predicts that all heels will win,but one fight will Not take place tonight.
COO Amera Tennoh enters the building and is confronted by B.S. Cyrus,who requests to be the special referee fir his daughters match tonight,since he distrusts the Referees and blames them for his daughter D.C.'s losses. Tennoh refuses and tells the sothern tycoon to grow up and realise that D.C.Cyrus sucks as a wrestler and needs to go back to wrestling school. B.S. is pissed and warns Tennoh that he will lawyer up if he needs to.
The opening bout has Master Kwang battle The Unknown. Unknown attacks from behind and beats on the masked offender. Kwang fights back,but is defeated by a cheap tactic by The Unknown. After the win the Random one rushes out of the arena. Kwang is really angry
Backstage interview with Miss Yumi,talking about her upcoming rematch with Jillian Valentino. She is confronted by Valentino,Addams,and Great Warden Z. Valentino asks Yumi to apologize for the way she has disgraced her entire race by rejecting P.C. values. Yumi tells Valentino to prepare for the worse beat-down she's ever had. Yumi leaves,the P.C. Enforcers seeth.
The next match pits Kid Justice v "Textbook" Philly Madison. Justice wins via pinfall. After the match,Miguel the Gringo Killer comes out and beats the hell out of Philly Madison.
Backstage interview with MVW US Champion Johnny Arcade,who talks about his match and the P.C.Enforcers. He is assaulted by Miguel the Gringo Killer. Johnny fights back,but is knocked out by a big batton from Great Warden Z.
Boiler Room Brawl for the Street Fight Championship. Euthanasia v Tim Mahoney v Rudos Technicos v Osborne (c). Osborne wins and the moment he leaves the lockerroom,he is assaulted by "Worse News" Allen Brown.
The next match pits Reina Reyas verses D.C.Cyrus. D.C. Cyrus fakes her moves per the nirm and gets beat for it. She has a temper tantrum. Her father is pissed and blames the referee once again. He threatens to sue.
Jenny Valentino and Gringo Killer are watching TV in the lockerroom,when they get a call from their President,who is happy with everything that they have done and can feel the US Title is within their grasp.
The next match pits Reymundo Magnifico against Miguel the Gringo Killer. Miguel tries to convince Reymundo that they shouldn't be fighting,because they are of the same mold,they are Latinos and that he hates Latino on Latino violence,unless the Latino getting beat up is a defector. Reymundo responds by simply telling the Lucha that he has great Latino pride,but his climb to the top of the MVW Foodchain comes first. And that to do that,he's gotta beat Every opponent in his path,even if they are Latino. Gringo Killer attacks,Magnifico counters. Magnifico wins with a roll-up pin.
The P.C.Enforcers (well,with the exception of radford and kenny,who are absent) assault Yumi and beat her bad..very bad. The Enforcers leave laughing.
The next match is For the US Championship. Great Warden Z (with gringo killer) vs Johnny Arcade. Gringo Killer gets involved,prompting "Textbook"Philly Madison to come out and stop him. Arcade defeats The Warden,but his victory is short lived,when Great Warden Z attacks him from behind. Madison and Gringo Killer are brawling outside the ring. COO Amara Tennoh comes out and makes a tag match for next week: The P.C. Guys vs Madison and Arcade.
Update on Yumi's condition and she will not be able to compete tonight. However,The WMVW US Title will be defended here next week. As COO Tennoh has granted Yumi a rematch.
The next match is a Falls Count Everywhere. It's Elena v Sheena Addams. Elena,as usual,does her own comnentary. Miguel the Gringo Killer eventually arrives and attacks Elena and because of him,Sheena Addams Wins.
The Unknown is hiding backstage waiting for his next victim. It's Master Kwang. Unknown destroys Master Kwang and rushes off.
The P.C.Enforcers leave the Arena satisfied.
The episode closes with preview of next weeks show. Madam Rosa's Parlor. Miguel the Gringo Killer and Great Warden Z vs Johnny Arcade (us champ) and "Textbook" Philly Madison. Street Fight Championship: Osborne (c) v Rudos Technicos v Tim Mahoney v Euthanasia v "Worse News" Allen Brown. Master Kwang vs The Unknown. D.C.Cyrus v Madam Rosa. Kid Justice v Reymundo Magnifico. Reina Reyas v Sheena Addams. WMVW US Championship Match: Jillian Valentino v Miss Yumi.
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RRTV S2,E19:
Lita Keno does color commentary for this episode.
Madam Rosa opens the shiw with Madam Rosa's parlor. She predicts that all of the matches will have screwy endings.
The Steel Sultans fight the Shinobi Twins and get pissed when they loose. The Sultans give The Ninjas a post-Match Beatdown.
Backstage interview with Musashi,who's feeling fine now and promises to make the lives of the P.C.Enforcers a living hell if they get involved with her again.
The PC Enforcers are in the arena entryway watching Jenny Valentino talk with their mysterious president on her cellphone. They promise her victory and the Tag Team Gold.
Tbe next Match pits Miss Ami v Ruby. Ami wins with her Ami Buster. Her victory is interupted by The P.C.Enforcers,who accuse Ami of continuing to disgrace her race. Ami strikes back at the Political Correct cops by calling them assholes for believing in stereotypes. As the enforcers move in for attack,They themselves are attacked by Janette Joplin,The Absolutist,Hakeem Abdul Jafar,and Blackwardz. Security comes out to seperate the 2 groups.
Promo for MVW Championship Melee.
Vignette of the Greywolf Cousins.
The next match pits Rufus Barton against Malcolm King. King defeats Barton thanks to a minor distraction by The P.C. Enforcers,who wanted the black guy to win. Barton is pissed and is attacked by King when he tries to go after the Enforcers. The Enforcers leave,satisfied.
Backstage interview with Miss Ami,who has had it with the P.C.Enforcers.
The the next match pits Absolutist against Maxine Payne. The Absolutist,before the match,blasts American Politics for being corrupt. Despite constant interference by the P.C. Enforcers,Absolutist wins the match and flees into the crowd.
Backstage interview with Maggie Sanger,who is confident that her team will win and Abe Knight will be teamless. Knight arrives and tells sanger that he begs to differ. The have a staredown.
The Next match pits Barry Wallace against Hakeem Abdul Jafar. The P.C. Enforcers interfere and cause a DQ. COO Amara Tennoh cones out and declares a No DQ rematch for Jafar and Wallace. That will be next week. She commends the Enforcers for a job well done.
The next match is an elimination tag match,where the losing team,lose their manager. Abe Knight,Ron Rude,and Reno Nevada v The Asian American Order and Maggie Sanger. Tennoh arrives before the match begins and gives the winning team a free title shot next week.Reno Nevada defeats Kojiro to get the victory for Team Knight. Sanger is devistated,the Asian American Order is indifferent.
Backstage interview with Raoul Valdez about his Championship match. He is confronted by Malcolm King,who threatens him. Valdez trash talks back. The 2 brawl.
Tge next match is for The MVW Tag Team Championship. The P.C. Enforcers v Blackwards (c). Backstage COO Tennoh is giving Hakeem Abdul Jafar,Miss Ami,The Absolutist,and Janette Joplin a tounge lashing and treatens to suspend them if they get involved with the Tag Championship match. The Babyface team fires back. Tennoh has security throw them out of the building with the exception of Joplin,who has a match later. Do to the Numbers game,Blackwardz loses the match and their titles. After the match Both Tubman and Parjs (blackwardz) are beaten to near death by Great Warden Z abd his massive night stick.
The next match is for the WMVW Championship. Janette Joplin v Musashi. Lita Keno,getting bored,decides to get involved with the match. However the moment she does,Elena arrives to taunt her. Keno chases after Elena. Musashi beats Joplin and the 2 shake hands afterwards.
The P.C.Enforcers are celebrating victory. They get a call from their President,who congratulates them.
The Main Event: Wes East v Raoul Valdez for the MVW Championship. Valdez retains in what was a greuling match.
The show closes with a preview of next weeks show. Madam Rosa's Parlor. The Steel Sultans v The Shinobi Twins. Miss Ami v The Absolutist. Ruby v Maxine Payne. Malcolm King v Raoul Valdez (c) for the MVW Championship. Rufus Barton v Wes East. Barry Wallace v Hakeem Abdul Jafar in a No DQ match. Lita Keno v Elena. MVW Tag Championship match: P.C.Enforcers (c) v Ron Rude and Reno Nevada. The Asian American Order v Blackwardz. Musashi does commentary for the night.
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