MVW 2015 Recap Part 1

January 2015:

No Show The 1st Week.

MVW TV Season 2,Episode 44: A semi-full recap of MVW in 2014. Promos for The Absolutist air at the end of the show,with her.final words being: "And That's Absolute!" (her catch phrase).

MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 1: MVW TV becomes MVW Retro Reality TV. The Absolutist makes another promo. MVW Champ;Rufus opens the show and talks about the new season of MVW.he then talks about Ultimate Battle 20 next month and how his title will be the grand prize to any who win that Battle Royal/Gauntlet match. He can't wait. Wes East battles Rudos Technicos (who's in heel mode). This fast-paced hardcore match ends in a double count out as the 2 psychotic rivals battle in the stands. Comm. Amara Tenno cuts a promo advertising Ultimate Battle 20 and adds an 8 woman rumble for the WMVW Championship ..just to prove that Lita Keno is superior to all women wrestlers. and the other 7 participants will be: Janette Joplin,Madam Rosa,Miss Ami,Miss Yumi,Ruby,Elena,and The Yellow Mercenary. She also announces that the tag titles will be on the line in a Triple Threat Match.The Champs,The Black Gammaz will face Tubman & Parks and Reno Nevada and Ron Rude(the street fight and us champs respectively). Before their match with Wuton and Valdez,The Asian American Order cut a promo to talk about their plans for 2015 and are upset that they weren't invited to the Tag Team Championship match at UB20. The AAO win their match. Wuton and Valdez experience team issues. Ami and Yumi battle Musashi and Lita Keno (w/amara tenno and the Valkyries). Ami/Yumi try to get Musashi to join out of Asian Woman unity. Musashi refuses. Ami and Yumi refuse to fight Musashi (one of their own) and walk out of the match. The Valkyries win by count-out. An 8-man battle royal for The MVW Battle Championship. Johnny Arcade wins. The show closes with the Dark Avenger cutting a promo,promising a newer,darker Avenger next week.

MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 2:Team 90's opens the show they talk about the new Season of Club 90's,being participants in Ultimate Battle 20,and becoming Champions again. They are interrupted by Maggie Sanger,who mocks their nostalgia and tells them that she has a big surprise for them in a few weeks. Abe Knight's Knights of Conquest (seifer,the unknown,and euthanasia) battle Arachnid,Hakeem Abdul Jafar,and Reymundo Maginifico in 6-man tag team action. KoC lose. The Asian American Order is backstage fooling around in the women's lockerroom. Ami and Yumi strike them with ball bats and force them out. Mr.Injustice battles and defeats Wes East..with a lot of help from Rudos Technicos. East and Technicos brawl until security breaks them up. Later in the night,it is announced by MVW Commishiner Amara Tenno that East and Technicos will meet in a No-DQ match at Ultimate Battle 20. The Mysterious and Controversial Absolutist makes another promo and says that the MVW Faithful will be seeing them soon. Elena battles and beats Musashi in a non-title match. Elena is ready to win at UB20. Reno Nevada puts his Street Fight championship on the line against the (now heel) Dark Avenger,who's debuting a new "satanic-esque" gimmick. MVW US champion,Ron Rude is on Color Commentary for this match. Dark Avenger,despite being more aggressive and evil,fails to capture the MVW Street Fight Championship.          
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February 2015: 

MVW Ultimate Battle 20: Wes East battled and defeated Rudos Technicos in a No DQ opening bout. Promo's with The Asian American Order.  Dark Avenger and Mr.Injustice defeat Team 90's in Tag Team action. The Mysterious Absolutist makes another Promo. Participants of the Ultimate Battle are interviewed. The Asian American Order battle Ami and Yumi (now known as the asian sisterhood) in a 3-out of-5 arm wrestling contest. The ladies win and escape the ring before they are attacked. The Black Gammaz battled and defeated Tubman & Parks and Reno Nevada and Ron Rude in the Triple Threat Match for the MVW Tag Championship. The Asian Sisterhood are interviewed. Janette Joplin wins the 8-Woman brawl for the WMVW championship. Lita Keno is pissed. Maggie Sanger is interviewed,and when asked about her surprise for Team 90's? Sanger tells everyone that they'll see next week. UB20 Rules go like this. Post match,the 20 participants drew random numbers.the match will start with the participants who drew numbers 1 and 2. whoever gets eliminated 3 times will be out of the match and replaced with another participant,the one who drew the next number. this proses continues,until there is only 2 participants remaining. The last surviving participant wins. To be eliminated,one must be thrown over the top rope and onto the floor. On the eliminated participants 1st and 2nd tries, they'll have 15 seconds to make it back to the ring. Should they fail,they will be fully eliminated from the match. The Dark Avenger wins the MVW title in the UB20 Gauntlet.   

MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 3: In the opening bout, Mr.Injustice battles and beats Raoul Valdez. at the end iof the match,The New MVW Champion,The Dark Avenger comes out and makes Mr.Injustice his disciple. Amara Tennoh comes out to the ring and talks about last weeks special: Ultimate Battle 20. Amara Tennoh then calls out both Janette Joplin and Lita Keno(with the valkiries). She then strips Joplin of the WMVW Championship and gives it back to Lita Keno. Why? because Keno is a more deserving champion. Joplin is defiant, but the belt is taken from her by force and The Valkiries deliver a beat down to Joplin. The Mysterious and Controversial Absolutist makes another promo. Vic Wuton battles and beats The Unknown(much to abe knight's disgust). Maggie Sanger gives a small in-ring promo,talking about her surprise for Team 90's. She calls them to the ring and unleashes her surprise....Her New Acquisitions: Mahmoud Arafat and Khalil Al-fatah,The Cousins of Hamas. 2 Masked Arab wrestlers with green headbands and black costumes storm down to the ring and beat on Team 90's. The Knight's of Conquest,Seifer and Euthanasia battle Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico..and lose.Pissed off at the loss,Abe Knight fires his men on the spot. Elena cuts a promo talking about her loss at UB20. She challenges Musashi for the WMVW US Championship. Musashi accepts the challenge and defeats Elena with the help of the other Valkyries. After the Match,Elena goes crazy and starts a wave of destruction. Rufus cuts an in-ring promo talking about his loss at UB20. He wants a rematch at next month's special[which has yet to be announced]. The Champion,Dark Avenger decides to reject the challenge,because Satan finds Rufus an unworthy opponent for him. Commishiner Amara Tennoh comes out and agrees with The Avenger. Though She considers Rufus unworthy because he's been a failure of a champ (according to her). Rufus promises isn't through yet and Will get that shot. The Battle Championship is on the line in a 6-man battle royal. Johnny Arcade wins it.                 

MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 4: In the opening bout,Tubman and Parks defeat Reymundo Magnifico and Hakeem Abdul Jafar. The Asian American Order cuit an-in ring promo and challenge the Tag Champs at the next MVW Special. Team 90's fight and lose to the Cousins of Hamas. In the locker room,The Asian Sisterhood try to convince Musashi to join them. Musashi refuses and tells them that she's a loyal Valkyrie. Amara Tenno warns the Sisterhood that if they ever harass Musashi again....she'll have them both suspended for proselytizing. match 3. Abe Knight cuts an in-ring promo talking about his former team. he then goes into an anti-white tirade and how he's gonna prove to the world that non-whites are superior.Power To The Minorities. Rudos Technicos (in his face mode) battles and beats The Unknown. Reno Nevada puts his Street Fight championship on the line against Wes East. MVW US champion,Ron Rude is on Color Commentary for this match.Elena comes out of nowhere and helps Wes East win the title. The 2 then form a bond and become partners. The Absolutist makes another Promo telling everyone that they'll be seeing them next week.

MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 5: Tubman and Parks battle The Cousins of Hamas (Mahmoud Arafat and Khalil Al-fatah) in the opening bout.After winning the match,CoH call for the death of the Jews and America. MVW Champion Dark Avenger makes an in ring promo talking about his recent change and how he's embraced it. He then reveals that he never did regret bulling and admits he really enjoyed it. The Mysterious Absolutist make their debut and to everyones shock...It's a Woman! she sits in the corner of the ring (ala Raven) and starts talking about reality shows and how stupid they are. She then completes her speech by saying her catchphrase: "And That's Absolute". Her opponent is the Yellow Mercenary,which she makes quick work of. Backstage,Abe Knight tries to recruit Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico using his new "minority supremacy" rhetoric. He succeeds.Janette Joplin fights and beats Madam Rosa. After the match,Joplin addresses Commishiner Amara Tennoh and rants about Tennoh stripping her of the WMVW title. Joplin demands a rematch,or there will be problems. Commishiner Amara Tennoh addresses the audience in-ring. She is interrupted by Rufus,who has a problem with her and the fact that she refused him a rematch.The 2 have a heated confrontation,when Tennoh still refuses him a match. The Black Gammaz battle Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico (now with abe knight). The Gammaz win. Reno Nevada get his Street Fight championship rematch against New Champion Wes East (who's now accompanied by Elena). MVW US champion,Ron Rude is on Color Commentary for this match. Elena(who's now sporting a new look to match East's) interferes often. East wins,thanks to Elena. Bury Man makes a creepy promo in a very dark place,calling out the Dark Avenger and warns that The Death Angel is coming.
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March 2015:

MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 6: Team 90's open up the show and battle against the Cousins of Hamas (with sanger). CoH wins and attack America and The Jews verbally after the match. MVW Commishiner Amara Tennoh makes an in-ring promo verbally trashing her critics and announcing the Next MVW Special: MVW Arm Wrestlemania,an inter-gender arm wrestling tournament,the winner will be declared the MVW Arm-Wrestling champion.Rufus confronts The Commish,followed by Janette Joplin. Both demand their title shots and even threaten her. Tennoh decides to test their worth in Handycap Matches. Next week,Janette Joplin vs All 4 of the Valkyries and Rufus vs Dark Avenger and Mr.Injustice. Should they lose,they won't get their rematches.Tubman and Parks battle Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico (with abe knight). Tubman and Parks win. Backstage,The Asian American Order is hunting down the Asian Sisterhood,seeking revenge,they get blind-sided by the Sisterhood,who beat the men with ball bats.Before her match,The Absolutist sits in the corner of the ring and cuts her mini-promo/rant and ends with her catchphrase. This time The Absolutist talks about and chastises the 50+ democrats who walked out on the Israeli PM's speech,calling them a bunch of "Goddamn babies". She also promises to talk about the GOP another day. The Absolutist defeats her opponent,Ruby.Backstage,various MVW and WMVW Wrestlers comment on Arm Wrestlemania. Mr.Injustice (with the dark avenger) battles and defeats The Unknown. Musashi (with the Valkyries) puts her WMVW US championship on the line against Elena (with wes east). Elena wins the match and the title thanks to Wes East's help. The Valkyries and Tennoh are pissed. Bury Man makes another creepy promo in the same very dark place as last week,calling out the Dark Avenger once again and warns that The Death Angel will be appearing soon...And when he does,No Bastard will be safe.
 
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 7: In the opening match,Janette Joplin took on All 4 Valkyries(lita keno,musashi,maxine payne,and reina reyas w/ commissioner amara tennoh) in a handycap match for the right to face Lita Keno for the WMVW title. Joplin wins,but Tennoh decides to restart the match and make it an 4-on-1 Elimination match. Joplin eliminates Reyas and then Payne,but gets beat by Leta Keno herself. A backstage interview with Rufus,who talks about his handycap match tonight for the right to face The Dark Avenger for the MVW title. Before her match,The Absolutist sits in the corner of the ring and cuts her mini-promo/rant and ends with her catchphrase. This time The Absolutist talks about The "Give Diva's A Chance" Movement and chastises Vince McMahon for always devaluing,demeaning,and degrading it's female talent. A thing McMahon has been doing since the Late 80's. The Absolutist defeats her opponent,Madam Rosa.The Asian American Order raids the women's locker room and vandalizes the Asian Sisterhood's stuff. The Asian Sisterhood (ami and yumi) vs Ruby and the Yellow Mercenary. The Sisterhood wins. A Promo for ArmWrestlemania is shown. The Asian Sisterhood find their stuff ruined and know who is responsible. Commissioner Tennoh comes in and blames them for invoking the wrath of the Asian American Order.This pisses the Sisterhood off. However,Tennoh decides to let them have a shot at revenge, A Team Arm Wrestling match for Arm Wrestlemania,loser must give their weekly paychecks to the Winners.The Sisterhood agrees. The Cousins of Hamas battle and defeat Team 90's. After the match,the CoH and Maggie Sanger blast America and Israel. Rufus battles WWE Champion Dark Avenger and his Disciple,the Adult Bully Mr. Injustice in a 2-on-1 handycap match. Near the end of the match,as the Avenger is winning,The Death Angel (a white robed grim reaper) appears,takes out Mr.Injustice,and disappears. Rufus gets the win on a distracted Avenger. After the match,Commishiner Amara Tennoh comes out and declares that Rufus didn't win the match fairly,so he doesn't get his title shot. Rufus is pissed and threatens the Commishiner. Tennoh decides to suspend Rufus for that. 

MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 8: Update on Rufus' suspension.Euthanasia and Seifer vs Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico (with abe knight). Euthanasia and Seifer win. In ring,Commissioner Tennoh addresses Rufus' suspension and explains why she's been acting so evil for the last couple of months. Simple answer: the Power has corrupted her..and She Loves It!. After insulting Janette Joplin,she addresses Musashi's loss to Elena a few weeks ago and issues a WMVW US title rematch for tonight's main event. The Absolutist battles Reina Reyas and wins. For her "rant" this week,she takes a huge swipe at Feminists and the retarded things they do. In a Backstage interview,The Asian Sisterhood talk about their match at Arm Wrestlemania. Another Promo for Arm Wrestlemania. Mr.Injustice (with dark avenger) vs The Death Angel (formerly known as buryman). The Death Angel defeats Injustice and after the match,sets his sights on The Dark Avenger,who cowers away from him. The Reaper is then assaulted by Neo Doink. Death Angel fights back and the evil clown(with the avenger and mr.injustice) retreat. The AAO talk about their match at Arm Wrestlemania and are not happy to put their weekly paychecks on the line. The Cousins of Hamas(with maggie sanger) take on and defeat Mercenary Force. Hakeem Abdul Jafar interrupts the teams after match anti-american/anti-jew tirade and blasts them (and people like them) for giving Muslims a shitty name and he's sick and damn tired of it. He also doesn't appreciate the American bashing and openly admits to being a proud American. Sanger and Jafar have a heated back and forth. Jafar challenges The CoH to a match next week. Both Mahmoud Arafat and Khalil Al-fatah agree,as does Maggie Sanger. A 2nd MVW show is announced and more details will be revealed in the coming weeks. Musashi (with Com. Tennoh and the other 3 Valkyries) battles Elena (with street fight champion,wes east) for the WMVW US Championship. During the match,Janette Joplin comes from out of nowhere and brawls with the Valkyries,steals Lita Keno's WMVW Championship,and making a swift and daring exit. This pisses off The Valkyries. Elena beats Musashi and retains the WMVW US Championship. Amara Tennoh is pissed of and warns Joplin that if she doesn't return the WMVW championship to Lita Keno right now,she'll face fines and suspension. We then take you to Janette Joplin who's outside near her car. Joplin tells Tennoh that she'll give back the title once she's given her rematch. Joplin gets into her car and drives off with the title.  

MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 9: Philly Madison is defeated by Reymundo Magnifico,thanks in part to Abe Knight. The 4 Valkyries and Com. Amara Tennoh cut an in ring promo/rant on Janette Joplin.Keno warns Joplin that if she doesn't return the WMVW championship to her by the end of the night,the 4 Valkyries will hunt her down and beat her to death. Tennoh also adds that after the beating is done,she'll fire Joplin on the spot.Before her match with Ruby,The Absolutist delivers another one of her promo's/mini-rants. This time taking a huge swipe at pop stars (like nick jonas) and their mindless followers. she ends it in the usual way with her catchphrase "and That's Absolute!". Ruby is defeated. Tubman and Parks interrupt an interview with the MVW Tag Team Champions,The Black Gammaz. Tubman and Parks challenge the Gammaz for the titles at Arm Wrestlemania. The Gammaz accept the challenge. The Death Angel battles Neo Doink and wins by DQ,when The Dark Avenger and Mr.Injustice interfere. The 3 heels escape,when The Death Angel fights them back. Another Arm Wrestlemania promo and the Tag Championship match between the Gammaz and Tubman and Parks is made official. In ring,Maggie Sanger and her Cousins of Hamas team bash America and the Jews some more and after they do that,they demand a shot at the winners of the upcoming Tag Team championship.They then address Hakeem Abdul Jafar and warn him that he will be extremely sorry if he screws with The Cousins of Hamas. 10 man Battle Royal for the MVW Battle Championship.The Unknown wins the battle royal and the championship. Musashi (with the comish and the Valkyries) battles WMVW US Champ Elena(with wes east) for the WMVW US championship. Wes East does commentary. Elena wins by DQ,when the Valkyries interfere. However,Commishiner Tennoh demands the match restart as a No DQ match..and so it does. Elena wins using her extreme moves. Just as Tennoh was about to have the match start again. Janette Joplin comes out (with the wmvw title) and smack talks Tennoh and the Valkyries. Keno and Tennoh threaten Joplin. Joplin tells her foes thast the belt will be Keno's once again,but Only after she gets her rematch. Tennoh tells Joplin that she has a choice: Return the belt willingly or be forced to give it back after her firing. Joplin tells Tennoh to just give her the rematch and this will all be over. Tennoh tells Joplin to go screw herself and that she's not worthy to be Champion. With those words,Joplin,nonchalantly,walks out of the arena with the belt in tow. The Valkyries go after her and a huge fight breaks out.   
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April 2015:

MVW Special: Arm Wrestlemania: The Multi-Gender,3-out of-5 falls,Arm Wrestling Tournament..winner gets the MVW Arm Wrestling Championship,which must be defended Anytime,Anywhere during work hours. Challengers can be anyone. The tournament has 16 participants (matches in the 1st round are all picked at random). Match 1 of the 1st Round is Abe Knight vs Maggie Sanger. The 2 swap barbs at each other before the match. Abe Knight wins. Round 1,Match 2 has Raoul Valdez clash with Reina Reyas of the 4 Valkyries.Reyas wins. In Match 3 of Round 1,it's Maxine Payne vs Vic Wuton. Payne wins. The Absolutist takes on Mr.Injustice in the 4th match of the 1st Round. Before the match,Absolutist bashes Modern Feminists again,because she enjoyed doing it the last time. Mr.Injustice wins. The 5th Match of Round 1 was the battle of the nutjobs: WMVW US Champion Elena vs MVW Street Fight Champ Wes East. Wes East Wins. Ruby triumphed over Arachnid in the 6th match,Philly Madison defeated Musashi during the 7th.And in the 8th,WMVW Champion Lita Keno defeated MVW Champion Dark avenger when Death Angel caused a distraction. In an in ring interview,Janette Joplin (with the wmvw championship belt) is confronted by Commishiner Amara Tennoh,who demands the belt back or risk being fired. When Joplin refuses and insults The Commish. Tennoh summons security,who draw their guns at Joplin. Tennoh warns that they will shoot,unless Joplin drops the belt. Joplin drops the title to Tennoh's feet. Tennoh fires Joplin on the spot. Joplin assaults Tennoh and gets carried out by security. Round 2 begins with Abe Knight vs Reina Reyas. Knight tries to get Reyas to join him in his crusade against the "White Powers". Reynas declines by telling the Manager to "Suck It" in Spanish. Reynas wins. Next is Maxine Payne vs Mr.Injustice. Injustice wins..but barely. Match 3 of the 2nd Round has Ruby battle and defeat Wes East. In the 4th Match of Round,Philly Madison barely defeats Lita Keno. The Announcement of a 2nd MVW show,MVW Crash. Next up,the Paychecks v Paychecks Team Arm Wrestling Match. Ami and Yumi of The Asian Sisterhood vs Kojiro and Tseng of The Asian American Order. The Team with the most wins gets the losers Weekly Paycheck for that week. The Asian Sisterhood win.  In the 3rd Round Reyna Reyas battles Mr.Injustice and wins. Then Philly Madison takes on Ruby and loses. The next match is The Black Gammaz vs Tubman and Parks for the Tag Titles. Tubman and Parks win. The 2 teams shake hands after the match. In the Finals,Reyna Reyas battles Ruby for the Arm Wrestle Championship. Ruby ends up winning and a new Champion is crowned..