October 2015:
Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 27: Newly Reistated Commishiner Amara Tennoh comes out with Lita Keno and Ruby. Tennoh brags about her accomplishments.But then talks about how she may not be satisfied working under Michele Kai,so she decides that she wants Kai's job as COO. She then grants the WMVW Championship to Ruby. Michele Kai comes out and rejects Tennoh's wants. She then decides to punish Ruby and Lita Keno by putting them in championship matches at Wrestlewar. Keno vs The Absolutist and Ruby against Janette Joplin. In the Opening bout,The Asian American Order battled and defeated Tubman and Parks with their finisher move,the Spike piledriver. Abe Knight and Maggie Sanger are interviewed backstage about their respective Teams battling for the Tag Title. Abe and Maggie claim that they are united as one no mater the outcome of the match. Janette Joplin defeated Miss Ami (with yumi) with her Hard Rockarana (a top turnbuckle hurricarana). Newly Crowned WMVW champion,Ruby arrives and attacks Joplin,Ami and Yumi help out Joplin. Ron Rude and Reno Nevada are interviewed backstage and they issue a challenge to the winners of tonight's Tag Title Match. Barry Wallace gets the win in his No DQ match against Malcolm King. Promos for Kid Justice and MVW Wrestlewar (which will take place in November). Main Event: MVW Tag Championship Match,Cousins of Hamas (with sanger) vs Abe's Knights. Abe's Knights get the win and become the New Tag Champions,but as celebrations began,The Knights attack Abe Knight,with Maggie Sanger laughing as it happens. Sanger and the ne Champs hug and exit the ring along with The Cousins of Hamas,leaving Abe Knight to rot.
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MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 3: Next promo for Wrestlewar. The opening match was Madam Rosa vs Maxine Payne. Payne hits 'Maximum Payne' for the win.Philly Madison is interviewed backstage about his US Championship match tonight and is assaulted by Reymundo Magnifico. The 2 brawl until security breaks them up. MVW SF Champion Wes East battles Osborne in a street fight,this time for the MVW Street Fight Championship.Thanjs to Elena,Osborne fails. The next match is Miss Yumi vs Musashi,Miss Ami refuses to fight a fellow Asian and leaves. Osborne is interviewed backstage,ranting about his loss.Elena battles Reina Reyas. During the match Osborne,comes down to interfere with Elena,thankfully,Wes East makes the save. Elena wins by pinfall after hitting her 'Turk Kick'. The Main Event: Johnny Arcade vs Philly Madison for the US. Championship. Reymundo Magnifico costs Madison the match and the 2 end up brawling again. Arcade is the new US Champion
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Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 27: Hakeem Abdul Jafar cuts a promo about his Match with Death Angel for the World Title. He never feared him,calling him a creepypasta cosplayer that has no buisness in the wrestling business. The Death Angel comes out and the 2 have a staredown. The 1st match had Malcolm King battle Kalil Al-fatah (sans sanger). King wins by DQ when Barry Wallace brutally assaults his ex-tag partner. King fights back and ends up brawling with Wallace. Maggie Sanger and her New Tag Team,the Tag Champs,Abe's Knights (now called the knights of sanger) cut a promo inside the ring. Sanger brags about using Abe Knight to get close to his tag team,so that she can aquire them and humiliate him in the prosess. Sanger has the teams contract and the team officially belongs to her now. She then claims herself as the greatest manager ever. Mahmoud Arafat (sans sanger) vs Ron Rude (with reno nevada on commentary). Ron Rude wins by pinfall after hitting a heartpunch. Wrestlewar promos are aired.
Wrestlewar is a "wargames" match,a 4 on 4 brawl inside of a steel cage. the match begins with 2 athletes,one from opposing teams. Every 2 minutes a random participent will enter the match. this orosess continues until all 8 are in the match. When all 8 are in the match,the match becomes winnable. The only way to win is by knockout or submition.
Janette Joplin battles WMVW US Champion,Lita Keno in a non title match,which is marred by constant interference by Ruby. Keno wins by "tight pull" pin and both her and Ruby beat up on Joplin. The Absolutist comes to Joplin's aid and the 2 send the heels off. Commishiner Tennoh comes out and suspends The Absolutist for interference. The Main Event: WMVW Champion Ruby vs Miss Ami in a non-title match. Ruby wins by hitting her "ruby fatality". Michele Kai cuts an inring promo. 1st unsuspending The Absolutist. She then addresses Amara Tennoh's desire to become the COO. The Commishiner cones out to rebuttle. The biggest reason why she needs to be COO,is so that her rule can be law again. Tennoh challanges Kai for the COO position in the Wargames match at Wrestlewar,her chosen team vs Kai's chosen team winner take all. Kai tells Tennoh that the corperate system doesn't work like that. Tennoh counters by telling her that the corperate system is messed up anyway,that's why its best to make up rules for it. Kai agrees and if she wins,Tennoh must become a full time MVW Ring Warrior. Kai says that this will be interesting.
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MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 3: Tubman and Parks cut a promo criticizing the black community's so called "leaders",who they see as greedy,decieteful,egotistical,and race baiters. They saythat the community needs superior leaders and they will be these leaders and will counter the current ones every chance they get. They then declare that the Conservative Black Caucus is Back,under a new name: Black Hope. The Black Hope battle Arachnid and The Unknown,while this was going on,A humoungus brawl between Philly Madison and Reymundo Magnifico is happening in the locker room. Black Hope defeats Unknown and Arachnid. A final Promo for Kid Justice,who will be Debuting on Crash,next week. The next contest is for the MVW Street Fight Championship,Champion Wes East vs Euthanasia. Elena is on commentary. The 2 eventually taje their fight out to the parking lot. Osborne comes by with a sneak attack to both men. The match ends with Euthanasia winning the championship. Osborne is met with Commishiner Tennoh on his way to the ring for his match. Tennoh tries to persuade Osborne to be the 1st to join her Wrestewar team. Osborne tells Tennoh that if she grants him a Street Fight championship,he's all in. Tennoh agrees..if they win. Osborne vs Seifer in a street fight. Osborn wins with his Oz Crush. The main event: Reina Reyas vs Maxine Payne. Payne wins with her finisher and both she and Reinas shake hands. Michele Kai is interviewed backstage where she talks about what transpired between Osborne and Tennoh. She then promises to deliver her 1st team member.
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MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 28: Abe Knight addresses Sanger. He insults Sanger in a doragatory way and promises to return to the managerial scene soon. The opening bout is the MVW Tag Champs,Knights of Sanger vs Ron Rude and Reno Nevada. Sanger is on color commentary for this. Rude strikes Valdez with a heart punch and Sanger runs in and smacks The bald Ring Warrior with a chair,getting her team DQ'ed. Sanger escapes before she faces punishment.
Death Angel cuts an inring promo and talks about his upcoming match. He then insults Satan,which invokes the Dark Avenger(with a new mask),who pathetically defends his master and challenges the MVW Champion to a title match later. Michele Kai comes out and grants it. A promo for Wrestlewar airs.
The next match pits The Absolutist against Miss Ami(with yumi). The Absolutist does her thing (this time,taking a swipe at wwe's devas revolution) and readies herself. The Absolutist hits the 'Absolution' and wins by Pinfall. Miss Yumi rushes in to attack the Absolutist,but she too is beaten. WMVW US Champion comes out to taunt the Absolutist. The Absolutist taunts back. Backstage,Amara Tennoh is talking with the MVW Tag Team Champions and their manager,trying to convince them to join her team at Wrestlewar. They regretfully decline(well sanger declines on their behalf) due to their tag title match that night. The Commishiner is met with Barry Wallace,who voulnteers to be on her team.
The 3rd contest pits WMVW Champion,Ruby against Maxine Payne,with Ruby winning. After the match,She takes some time to gloat on how she will eventually become the greatest women's wrestler ever. A Promo for The PC Enforcers doing their thing (ie.harrasing the political incorrect). The main event: MVW Champion,Death Angel battkes Dark Avenger for the Championship. Hakeem Abdul Jafar does commentary for this match. Death Angel has the match won,but Rufus Barton comes down and costs Death Angel the match. Rufus continues his assault on the White Reaper,while outside the ring,New MVW Champion Death Angel has a stand-off with Hakeem Abdul Jafar. Promo for Wrestlewar.
The final event of the show is an in-ring Contract signing for Team Tennoh v. Team Kai at Wrestlewar. Tennoh,brings Wallace abd Osborne with her. Michele Kai cones alone. The 2 trade barbs and Kai introduces her 1st 2 Team Members:Wes East and Malcolm King. After the contract is signed by both women,the men go at it after some insults.
MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 4: The show opens with Miss Yumi vs Reina Reyas,with Reyas defeating Yumi with her 'Latinas Wrath'. Kid Justice premeres against Arachnid. The Japan Hero defeats Arachnid with the moonsault splash off the top rope. In a backstage interview,Commishiner Tennoh reveals that her next team members will be revealed on Retro Reality TV. Madam Rosa jobs to Elena. Elena also does commentary during her match..while she's wrestling. Promo for The PC Enforcers (the same one shown this past week) Main Event: Euthanasia vs Wes East for the MVW Street Fight Championship. Osborne interferes and costs East the match. the 2 end up brawling.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 29: Rufus opens the show to explain his actions last week. He explains that he just doesn't like the fact that MVW's Uppercard is being represented by a wannabe reaper. He regrets doing it so soon,because he also hates the idea of a Satanist being champ as well. He then talks about the sin of gimmicky wrestlers holding the gold. Next,He lays down a challenge to the winner of the title match between Dark Avenger and Hakeem Abdul Jafar at Wrestlewar. The lights flicker and the voice of Death Angel is heard throught the arena. D.A. delivers a haunting message to Rufus and tells him that he will soon suffer. The opening match had Rude and Nevada take on the Cousins of Hamas. Amara Tennoh comes out scouting for her final 2 members of her team. Tennoh causes a distraction against Rude and Nevada,allowing The Cousins of Hamas to get the win. The CoH shake hands with Tennoh. Rude and Nevada assault the Palastinian Jerks after the match. Michele Kai is interviewed backstage and thinks she knows who to pick as her final 2 Men. WMVW US Champion,Lita Keno and WMVW Champion,Ruby vs The Absolutist and Jannete Joplin in tag team competition. The match ends in a count out when the heels flee,but the babyfaces rush after them and fight them in the lockerroom. Promo for Wrestlewar. Miss Ami vs Maxine Payne in a filler match. Ami wins with a roll up pin. During a Backstage Interview,Commishiner Tennoh reveals her final 2 guys,the Cousins of Hamas.
In the main event, Wes East and Malcolm King (with michele kai) battle Osborne and Barry Wallace (with amara tennoh). The match ends in a DQ for Team Kai,when the Cousins of Hamas interfere. Micheke Kai summons her final 2 members of her team,Reno Nevada and Ron Rude. Both teams brawl. The show ends in chaos.
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November: 2015:
MVW Wrestlewar: The Asian American Order vs The Knights of Sanger for the Tag Championship was the opening bout.The AAO won by DQ when Sanger interfered on her teams behalf. Backstage interview with WMVW Champion Ruby,who's confident about her victory. The next match is The Absolutist vs Lita Keno for the WMVW US Championship. The Absolutist defeats Keno using her own move (the figure four) against her. Absolutist becomes the New WMVW US Champion. PC enforcers cut another promo doing their thing(persecuting the politically incorrect). Philly Madison vs Reymundo Magnifico is next,with Madison winning via DQ,when a frustrated Magnifico beat him up with a strap. Amara Tennoh is interviewed backstage and brags about how she will be back in power soon. Next fight is Ruby vs Janette Joplin for the WMVW Championship. Joplin hits the 'Rockarana' and wins the title and becomes WMVW Champ once again. Amare Tennoh comes out and tells Joplin that she'd better enjoy her belt while she can,because when tennoh becomes COO,joplin will Never get a title shot again. The next to last bout is Hakeem Abdul Jafar vs Dark Avenger for the MVW Championship. The Satanic one held a small ritual before the match and promising to give his master the blood and head of Hakeem Abdul Jafar. HAJ beats The Dark Avenger in a 12 minute long match to win the MVW Championship. Rufus Barton rushes out after the match and beats the hell out of the Dark Avenger,mocks him,and rips off his mask. He then turns his attention to The new champion,congratulating him on his win and then telling him that he'll be taking the title away from him soon.
Just as Rufus leaves,the arena grows dark and he is attacked by The Death Angel. Michele Kai is interviewed baskstage and is confident that her team will win.
Wargames Main Event for the COO position: Team Tennoh (barry wallace,osborne,kalil al-fatah,and mahmoud arafat) vs Team Kai (malcolm king,wes east,reno nevada,and,ron rude). The match starts with Al-Fatah and Nevada(accompanied by tennoh and kai respectively). After 3 minutes,Osbourn enters the caged ring. The 2-on-1 assault continues until Ron Rude enters the frey 3 minutes later. 3 minutes after,Mamoud Arafat joins in. Now the situation is 3-on-2. Another 3 minutes pass and Malcolm King is the next competetor to fight. 3 minutes later,Barry Wallace enters the match And in another 3,Wes East. Now the match is winnable since all participents are in action. Team Kai wins via Submission when Wes East forces Khalil Al-Fatah to tap out. Amara Tennoh is pissed,because not only does she Not become COO,but now she's even lower in the hiarchy..she's a ring warrior now.
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MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 5: Opening bout: Reina Reyas defeats Madam Rosa with a roll-up pin. 1st Recap of Wrestlewar. MVW US Championship Match: Johnny Arcade retains his title against Kid Justice by using his finisher 'Game Over'. The 2 shake hands after the match. 2nd Recap of Wrestlewar. Another Promo for The PC Enforcers. Tubman and Parks defeat Unknown and His doppleganger,Unknown 2. Backstage interview with COO Michele Kai. Main Event: MVW Street Fight Championship: Euthanasia (c) vs Siefer. Euthanasia retains.
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MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 30: The show opens up with Rufus Barton,angry about what Death Angel did to him at Wrestlewar,challening his foe to settle things once and for all. The Death Angel answers the challenge. COO Michele Kai decides to make the match happen right here,right now. And so an unsanctioned fight between Rufus and the Reaper begins. Rufus wins with a tight small package pin,he then hits the Reaper with his R-Impact for good measure. After winning,MVW Champion Hakeem Abdul Jafar comes out. The 2 have a stand off. The Asian American Order come out and cut a promo promising that they ain't done yet and will become the champs. COO Kai comes out and decides to grant them their rematch next week,due to the crappy finish of the Wrestlewar match,thanks to Sanger. Malcolm King defeats Rudos Technicos. Barry Wallace defeats MVW US champion Johnny Arcade in a non-title match. In the lockerroom,a disgruntled Amera Tennoh is putting on her boots,getting ready for her match against Miss Ami. Michele Kai comes in and the 2 traid barbs,with Tennoh promising that this isn't over and she will be COO yet. A repeated promo for the PC Enforcers. Amara Tennoh defeats Ami with her running powerslam. In the final segment of the show,Michele Kai announces a 'Best Of 7' for the championship. Rufus Barton vs The New MVW Champion Hakeem Abdul Jafar.
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MVW Crash Season 1, Episode 6: Johnny Arcade retains his US Championship against Philly Madison using a roll up pin. It's been announced that Both of MVW US titles will be exclusive to Crash...just like the Street Fight Championship. Siefer defeats Wes East,thanks to aid from Osborne. Elena does color commentary for this match. The Absolutist retains her WMVW US Championship against Miss Yumi using the Absolution. Musashi comes down to the ring and both she and Absolutist have a stare down. COO Michele Kai is interviewed backstage. She mentions that Musashi is the Number 1 contender for the WMVW US Title and she will get the oppertunity next week on Crash. The PC Enforcers cut another promo,stating that their work is delaying their in-ring debut,but to expect them in January. Elena battles Madam Rosa..while doing commentary on her match. Elena wins with her Super Kick. Before the show ends,the commentaties give everyone a rundown of next weeks card.
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MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 31: The show opens with Amara Tennoh going on a small tyrade about how she should be COO. She then challenges Michele Kai to a match for the COO position...the Corperate system is screwed up anyway,so why not. Michele Kai comes out and chastises Tennoh for her childish attitude. Kai rejects Tennohs challenge and walks away,pissing off Tennoh. The ooening match is for the MVW Tag Championship Match,with The Asian American Order challenging the Knights of Sanger. Sanger interfears and causes her team to be DQed. Michele Kai comes out and orders the match to continue. Sanger destracts the ref and her team whoops the hell out of the AAO with chairs. Michele Kai personally DQ's the KoS and orders the match will continue and this time,Maggie Sanger is banned from Ringside. This does nkt sit well with the manager and she threatens the COO as she leaves. The Asian American Order defeat the Knights of Sanger and become The Tag champions. Backstage,Sanger is pissed,but Amara Tennoh arrives to comfort her and after talking about their common foe and what a terrible COO she is,the 2 form an allience. Promo for the PC Enforcers(the same one from crash). The Death Angel cuts an in-ring promo,talking about last weeks match with Rufus Barton. He then threatens him and warns that he'll attack when he least expects it. Barry Wallace defeats Malcolm King by pulling on his tights. King attacks Wallace after the match. Lita Keno defeats Miss Ami with the figure 4. Amara Tennoh (now with maggie sanger) defeats Ruby with a powerslam. And in a WMVW Championship match,Champion Janette Joplin defeated Maxine Payne with a Hardrockarana. In the final part of the show,it's a Contract signing for the Best of 7 hosted by Micheke Kai,it is revealed by Kai that will also be seen on Crash(as a bonus match)..due to the limited weeks they have until Holliday Break. The 2 combatants,Rufus Barton and Champion Hakeem Abdul Jafar come on down to the ring. After some dialoge between the 2 they sign the contract.
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MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 7: The Opening bout featured Euthanasia battling Osborne for the MVW Street Fight Championship. Wes East and Elena interfere and just go to town on both men with baseball bats. Euthanasia gets the win and retains. Interview with COO,Michele Kai on what happened last RRTV between her and Amare Tennoh. Kai refuses to accept Tennoh's challenge.
Musashi battled The Absolutist for the WMVW Championship. Before the match began,The Absolutist took a swipe at ISIS[ending her comments with..and that's absolute]. Both women faught like true champions,but they also both get counted out due to brawling outside the ring. Another Promo for the PC Enforcers. this is the final new promo.
Kid Justice defeats The Unknown with his moonsault splash. Johnny Arcade retained his US Title against Reymundo Magnifico using his spinning heel kick off the ropes.
Reina Reyas defeats Miss Yumi with a Spinning Wheel Kick. Madam Rosa debuts her new segment,House of Rosa,where she does her Psychic thing. Her premere guest is Elena.
In the Main Event Bonus Match, Hakeem Abdul Jafar battled Rufus Barton in the 1st match of the Best of 7 for the MVW Championship. Before the match began,HAJ denounced the acts of ISIS,Hamas,and Al-Queda calling them Fake Musilms and an embarassment to Allah and his great prophet. Jafar defeated Rufus with a tight Fisherman's Suplex. HAJ-1 Rufus-0. The announcers give everyone a preview of next weeks card.
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MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 32: Amara Tennoh(and maggie sanger) kicks off the show and threaten to hold it hostage until she gets what she wants..a match with COO Kai for the COO position. The 2 heels stage a sit in inside the ring. COO Michele Kai tells Tennoh and Sanger to get out of the ring and when they refuse,she threatens them. Tennoh returns the favor and unless she gets what she wants,she ain't moving. Kai summons security. Tennoh fights the security guards and takes a rookie guard hostage by putting him in a choke hold. Tennoh threatens to break the rookies neck if she doesn't get her match. Sanger strangles another guard with her belt. Kai tries to negotiate,but fails. Seeing that she has no choice,Kai accepts the challenge. The heels let the guards go. Kai adds a stipulation that if she wins,Tennoh leaves forever. Tennoh agrees to this.
In the opening bout,Janette Joplin retains her WMVW Championship title against Ruby in a contested rematch from Wrestlewar. Michele Kai is interviewed backstage,where she talks about what happened earlier and the upcoming match with Tennoh for the COO position and that next week will be a contract signing.
Miss Ami defeats Lita Keno with a rollup pin. Malcom King defeated Rudos Technicos,but on his way back to the lockerroom,he is assaulted and insulted by Barry Wallace. The 2 brawl all the way outside the arena. MVW Tag Champions,The Asian American Order cut an in ring promo and talk about their title win. They are soon challenged by Ron Rude and Reno Nevada to a title match next week on Retro Reality TV. Michele Kai comes out once again to grant that oppertunity to Rude and Nevada.
The Main Event is the 2nd match of the 'Best of 7' for the MVW Championship. Rufus Barton defeats Champion Hakeem Abdul Jafar just barely via count out. Jafar-1 Rufus-1. Finally,The announcers give everyone a preview of next weeks card.
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MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 8: The opening bout is Euthanasia vs Wes East for the Street Fighting Championship. Elena does her own brand of mic work during the match. Ozborne rushes out to the ring and beats the bell out of both men with a chair. Elena tries to help,but Osborne shoves her out of the ring. The carnage ends with the madman standing tall over his opponents.
Amara Tennoh and Maggie Sanger are interviewed and they talk about the upcoming match between Michele Kai and Tennoh for the COO position. The match will take place on December 20th on Crash(it's also the final show of the year).
Musashi gets her rematch for the WMVW US Championship against The Absolutist. Absolutist blasts Youtube for screwing the average youtuber by bowing down like balless freaks to the out-of-touch and ignorant Media Companies.she finishes with her famous catchphrase [and that's absolute].
Musashi almost gains the title,but the Absolutist gets the win,the 2 shake hands after the match.
Rufus Barton is backstage being interviewed about his upcoming match. The ever cocky Barton knows he's just a few matches away from getting his belt back.
Kid Justice battles Philly Madison and beats him. Johnny Arcade retains his US title against Reymundo Magnifico.
The Main Event is the 3rd match of tbe 'Best of 7' for the MVW Championship. Rufus defeats Champion Hakeem Abdul Jafar with his own finisher The Jafarplex (the fishermens suplex). Now it's Rufus-2,HAJ-1
Finally,The announcers give a preview of next weeks card
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MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 33: The Show opens with Maggie Sanger telling everyone that Amara Tennoh is training for her big match,so she's gonna be late. And she's sure that Kai is training too..not that would do her any good. She talks about the match and gets interupted by Abe Knight of all people. After trading barbs with Sanger,Abe Knight endorses the Current COO and will be in her corner during the match. The 2 assault eachother verbally. Wuton and Valdez arrive for Sanger and attack Knight,but Nevada and Rude arrive to make the save for Him. The heels escape.
The opening bout is a No DQ match between Malcom King and Barry Wallace. Wallace defeats King,but King attacks Wallace after the match.
Backstage interview with Maggie Sanger and The Knights of Sanger. Sanger is annoyed at Rude and Nevada's interference and tell them and Abe Knight that they just made a terrible enemy today
Ron Rude and Reno Nevada vs The Asian American Order for the MVW Tag Championship. Wuton and Valdez interfere causing a Double DQ. Sanger gets in on the action,but Abe Knight rushes out with a ball bat and beats on Sanger and her men. After the match Knight and Rude and Nevada shake hands.
Amara Tennoh arrives in the building,extra confident. Meanwhike Hakeem Abdul Jafar is interviewed backstage about his match and the Best of 7 in general.
Janette Joplin defeats Miss Ami and retains her WMVW championship.
The Main Event is the 4th match of tbe 'Best of 7' for the MVW Championship. Champion Hakeem Abdul Jafar defeats Rufus Barton with the R-Impact(rufus' powerbomb/pin combo move). So now the score is even,Rufus-2,HAJ-2.
In the last segment,a Contract signing for the match that will determine the next COO. And if Tennoh loses,she's out of the company. Tennoh (with sanger) starts trash talking Kai,but the COO brushes it aside. The 2 sign the contract. As soon as Kai finishes signing,she is attacked by Tennoh and Sanger. Abe Knight comes to Kai's rescue.
And Finally,The announcers give a preview of next weeks card.
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MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 9: The show opens with Tubman and Parks doing their 'You Don't Speak For Me' speach thats aimed at America's current black leadership. After that,they get ready for their opponents,The Unknown and Aracnid. Tubman and Parks score the win via pinfall.
Backstage interview with Rufus Barton reguarding the 'Best of 7' Championship match.
Kid Justice defeats Reymundo Magnifico via pinfall. Justice gets attacked after the match.
Backstage Interview with MVW Champion,Hakeem Abdul Jafar reguarding his title defence tonight.
Johnny Arcade defeats Philly Madison and retains his US Championship. Phil refuses to shake hands with Johnny after the match.
WMVW US Champion,The Absolutist makes snide remarks about the American leftwing and their fetish for gun control laws that are anti-constitutional (and that's absolute). Then she defends her title against Miss Yumi,who she beats using The Absolution. After the match Elena comes out and after commenting on The Absolutists win she challenges her to a title match. The Absolutist accepts.
The Main Event is the 5th match of tbe 'Best of 7' for the MVW Championship. Champion Hakeem Abdul Jafar wins the match via Disqualification,due to a frustrated Rufus hitting Jafar with a chair. So it's now Rufus-2,HAJ-3.
Finally,The announcers give a preview of next weeks card.
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MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 34: The event opens up with a WMVW championship match: Lita Keno (with ruby) vs Champion Janette Joplin. Joplin wins by DQ,when Ruby interferes. Joplin fights back against both,sending them running.
In the lockerroom,Malcom King is getting ready for his Steel Cage match against Barry Wallace. He is met with Abe Knight,who tries to convince King to make him his manager (among other things). After talking about it,King tells Knight that he'll think about it.
The next bout is a No DQ Tag Team Match: Ron Rude and Reno Nevada vs Knights of Sanger (vic wuton and raoul valdez) with Maggie Sanger in the heels corner. Sanger interferesin the match,making it tough for the babyfaces,however after enough was enough,Abe Knight rushes out to Rude and Nevada's aid. Knight attacks Sanger and chases her back to the lockerrom. The Babyfaces pick up the win and Abe Knight returns to congratulate them.
Backstage interview with MVW Champion,Hakeem Abdul Jafar. As usual he talks about his match later on. He then talks about the San Bernadino shooters,calling them bastardizers of the Musilim faith and that they deserved what they got.
A look (vignette?) at Michele Kai's training session as she prepares to face Amara Tennoh for the MVW COO position.
The Next match is a Steel Cage Grudge Match between Malcolm King and Barry Wallace. Wallace surprises everyone,when he introduces the world to his new manager,the one who will help him to the very top of the MVW food chain,Maggie Sanger. Sanger interferes and because of her,Wallace is able to get the upper hand every time. Abe Knight has seen enough and rushes out to stop Sanger. Thanks to Abe's help,everything is even. Its a close match,but King wins. After the match,Sangers Knights assault King,with Wallace joining them. Nevada and Rude arrive and help King. The heels are beaten back.
All Vignettes of The PC Enforcers airing back to back (repeats).
The Main Event is the 6th match of the 'Best of 7' for the MVW Championship.Rufus defeats Jafar with 5 R-Impacts. The score is tied once again. Rufus-3,HAJ-3.
Finally,The announcers give a preview of next weeks card
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MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 10: The opening bout has Johnny Arcade defend his US Title against Philly Madison in a rematch. After the match,Madison loses his cool and attacks Arcade.
Reina Reyas cuts a backstage promo and challanges the winner of the Absolutist/Elena WMVW US Title match.
The next match is a Triple Threat Hardcore Match For The MVW Street Fight Championship. Champion Euthanasia battles Osborne and Wes East (who is surprisingly without elena). Euthanasia retains by pinning Osborne.
A look (vignette?) at Amara Tennoh's training session as she prepares to dethrone Michele Kai as the MVW COO.
Backstage interview with Philly Madison,who apologizes for his actions and that he shouldn't have lost his cool like that.
Kid Justice defeats Rudos Technicos (face mode)
The Main Event: The Absolutist vs Elena for the WMVW US Championship. Elena,as usual,commentates while she wrestles. The Absolutist retains,but the crazy Elena isn't done yet and attacjs The Champ after the match (all while doing her mic work,of course).
Finally,The announcers give a preview of next weeks card
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MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 35 (season finale): Miss Ami takes on Maxine Payne in the opening bout.Payne wins via her finisher.
A backstage interview with Maggie Sanger. She announces her aquisition of Barry Wallace and talk about how she convinced him that under her guidence,he'll be the top dawg in the MVW. She also talks about the upcoming 6-man tag And the big match for the COO position between Amara Tennoh and Michele Kai
WMVW Champion Janette Joplin battles Lita Keno and Ruby in a Handycap Match. Keno defeats Joplin with the figure 4 (with ruby's assistance). It should be noted,that Joplin never submits and just passes out.
Backstage Interview with Rufus Barton,reguarding his match. Rufus promises to win back the gold. ChampionmHakeem Abdul Jafar walks by and the 2 have a tence staredown.
Reno Nevada,Ron Rude,and Malcolm King (with abe knight) battle The Knights of Sanger and Barry Wallace (with maggie sanger) in a 6-man tag. Sanger interferes as usual,but Knight stops her from doing anything too damaging. The Heels secure a victory via cheating. They quickly escape before the faces could retaliate.
A compilation Vignette/Promo of the training sessions of both Michele Kai and Amare Tennoh.
The Main Event is the 7th (and final) match of the 'Best of 7' for the MVW Championship. the ref gets knocked out. the battle continues until both men are brawling outside of the ring. The arena suddenly grows dark and from out of nowhere Death Angel appears and tombstones Rufus..twice. He then puts him inside of a casket and,with the help of some druids,carries him out. When the lights come back on,the ref suddenly comes to and Jafar hits the ring. Rufus,who is now gone,is counted out. Jafar retains his championship. The Final Score: Rufus-3,HAJ-4.
Finally,The announcers give a preview of what to expect Next Season.
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MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 11 (season finale): The opening bout is for the WMVW US Championship. Champion The Absolutist battles Reina Reyas. Reyas falls to the Absolution (a scissor takedown to the neck/head) and Absolutist retains her title. Elena comes out to taunt the Champ.
Backstage interview with Amara Tennoh (with maggie sanger),who talks about her upcoming match with Michele Kai. She arrogantly predicts that she'll win and become the New COO.
The Next match is for the MVW US championship. Johnny Arcade puts his title on the line against Kid Justice. Philly Madison does commentary during this match. Madison gets involved and gives both men a handycap,just to make the match more interesting,the match Almost ends in a DQ because of this. Johnny Arcade has had enough of Philly's antics and punches him down. The moment Arcade gets back in the ring Kid Justice is ready for him and nails him with a Thrust Kick. Justice finishes things off with a Moonsault Splash (his finisher,called nihon banzai) and wins the US championship. After the match,Madison assaults Arcade and hits him with 5 Madison Slams.
Backstage interview with MVW COO Michele Kai (with abe knight) who talks about her upcoming match with Amara Tennoh.
Wes East (sans elena) battles Euthanasia for the MVW Street Fight Championship outside in the parking lot. Euthanasia retains.
Christmas/Holiday greetings and wishes from The MVW and Modern Vintage Studios.
The Main Event: Amara Tennoh (with maggie sanger) battles Michele Kai (with abe knight) for the COO position at MVW. If Tennoh loses,she's out of the company forever. Kai displays some nice Collegent Wrestling. In fact,the early stages of the match was Collegent,though they did brawl once outside the ring. Sanger and Knight also fight it out (with sanger starting the whole thing). This got them both banned from ringside. Tennoh wins with a tight inside cradle and becomes the New MVW COO. Tennoh throws Kai lut of the ring so she can celebrate. All of MVW's Heels come out to celebrate with the New Chief Operations Officer.
Finally,The announcers give a preview of whats to come Next Season.
No More Shows Until January. Holiday Vacation!
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See Ya In 2016,MVW Faithful!
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MVW 2015 Recap Part 3
July 2015:
No Show 4 The 1st Week.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 20:The show begins with an in ring promo from Maggie Sanger and the Cousins of Hamas,bashing America and the Jews,per the norm. They even desecrate the flag. Unable to stand this any longer The Black Gammaz come out and decide to fight for their country and challenge the tag team champions to a title match. Amara Tennoh comes out and makes the match official. Tennoh does color commentary during the match. The Gammaz have the fight won,but The Evil Commishiner stops the match,stating that she has changed her mind about this being a title match,so she makes it a Non-title match instead. However,COO Michele Kai comes out and Reverses the Commishiner's rule,so the match is a Title Match. A pissed off Tennoh blasts Kai for the decision and out of spite, costs the Gammaz the match. The MVW Champion,The Death Angel cuts a promo. MVW Street Fight Championship Match: Wes East (champion; with elena the wmvw us champion) vs Arachnid. Wes East retains. 6 Man Tag Action: Ron Rude,Reno Nevada,and Philly Madison vs US Champ Reymundo Magnifico,Vic Wuton and Raoul Valdez [with abe knight]. Abe's Knights win,thanks to Abe Knight's interference. Honorary Valkyrie Ruby(with the 3 valkyries) vs The Absolutist (with musashi and the asian sisterhood). The Absolutist takes a crack at Americas polititions before the match.The Valkyries and The Sisterhood brawl outside,while the match is going on. The Absolutist wins,but gets assaulted by Commishiner Tennoh and Ruby afterward. Thankfully WMVW Champion,Janette Joplin comes to Absolutist's aid. The Asian American Order cut a back stage promo about the fact that they will finally become the tag champions soon at Championship Melee. Musashi and the Asian Sisterhood vs The 3 Valkyries (with amara tennoh). Janette Joplin does
commentary for this match. The match ends abruptly when Tennoh decides to fire the Babyfaces for hitting her. The crowd boos. Tennoh sends out Madam Rosa and Elena and forces them to compete against the Valkyries in a handycap match. She also warns that if Joplin interferes in anyway,she will be fired..this time for good. Reyas pins Madam Rosa for the 3 count to win the match. Michele Kai cuts her first in ring promo. During her promo,she unfires the Sisterhood and Musashi. Commishiner Tennoh interrupts and verbally assaults the COO for constantly interfering with her. Tennoh's tirade reminded Kai of a very important thing she needed to do: Revoke Tennoh's Commishinership. She does this and Amara Tennoh is no longer the Commishiner. An angry Tennoh smacks Kai,causing her to fall down. Tennoh shouts at the COO that Her [tennohs] Rule is Law and that it will Always be Law..because she has seniority. The show ends here.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 21:The night opens up with Rufus going one on one against Euthanasia. After winning the match,Rufus cuts a promo about Championship Melee next week and plans to win the Championship. After the full MVW Championship Melee is revealed,Michele Kai cuts an in ring promo talking about Ex-Commishiner Tennoh's actions last week. Instead of firing Tennoh,she puts her in a match against The Absolutist instead. The match will be the main event. Amara Tennoh objects and she is overruled. Non-Title Match: MVW Tag Team Champs The Cousins of Hamas battle The Asian American Order,who mock their oppnents before the match.The AAO wins via pinfall. After the match CoH assault the AAO and the 2 teams brawl.
Sanger tries to interfere on CoH's behalf,but Hakeem Abdul Jafar rushes in to help the AAO. WMVW Champion,Janette Joplin battles Ruby in a non-title match. The match ends in a DQ in Joplin's favor as the Valkyries interfere. Michele Kai comes out and decides to make a special match the week after Championship Melee. All 4 members of the Valkyries will fight in a no DQ match against each other. And that any 'fingerpoke of doom' type stuff will result in no pay for the night. Reno Nevada and Ron Rude cut a backstage interview talking about Championship Melee. WMVW US Champion Elena battles Lita Kino in a non-title match. Wes East,MVW Street Fight Champion does color commentary during the match. Elena wins and leaves the ring before the Valkyries can attack. The Main Event: The Absolutist vs Amara Tennoh. Before the match,The Absolutist blasts Obama for the Iran Nuke Deal,saying that you never ever trust the Ayatollah...and That's Absolute. Tennoh puts up quite a fight and demonstrates great collegent wrestling skills. Tennoh wins using some brass knuckles. Kai comes out after the match and decides to make the ex-comishiner a WMVW Ring Warrior. Tennoh is upset at this,since she doesn't wanna be one...but to be Commishiner again.
MVW Championship Melee: The first multi-warrior event is a Fatal 4-Way for the MVW US Championship. Philly Madison vs Johnny Arcade vs Rudos Technicos (as a face) vs Reymundo Magnifico (champion). Philly Madison hit the Madison Slam (an STO type move) on Magnifico and one the US Title. Maggie Sanger is interviewed backstage and threatens to lead a strike if Amara Tennoh isn't re-instated as Commishiner. The next event is a 5-Way Fever Match for the WMVW US Championship: Miss Yumi of the Asian Sisterhood vs Ruby vs Madam Rosa vs Reina Reyas vs Elena [champion].Elena hits Reyas with her Turk Kick (a Superkick move) and retains. After the Match Elena is assaulted by Ruby,who seeks to avenge her allies loss. Miss Yumi comes to Elena's aid and beats Ruby back. Amara Tennoh cuts an In-Ring promo talking about her growing number of supporters and promises them that with their help,she'll return to full power again. Michele Kai comes out and tells,the now ring warrior,Tennoh that she forgot to give her a match. So Kai puts Tennoh in the WMVW Championship match later on in the night. No friends in those kinda matches,it's every person for themselves. The next match is a 5-Way Fever Street Fight for the MVW Street Fight Championship. Euthanasia vs The Unknown vs Seifer vs Arachnid vs Wes East (champion).The fight takes place in the parking lot. Wes East pins Arachnid after hitting him with the Wespool Spash (a high-jumping frog splash) off the top of a car. Wes East Retains. Hakeem Abdul Jafar is interviewed backstage and talks about his chances winning the MVW Championship later tonight. Mahmoud Arafat and Kalil Al-fatah,The Cousins of Hamas,interupt and insult him. They then attack him,promising that he will never make it to the main event. A brawl breaks out and the security team splits them up. The Next Match is the Multi-Team brawl for the MVW Tag Team Championship. The Black Gammas [Malcolm King and Barry Wallace] vs Abe's Knights [vic wuton and raoul valdez] vs Tubman and Parks vs Ron Rude and Reno Nevada vs The Asian American Order [john tseng and ken kojiro] vs The Cousins of Hamas [mahmoud arafat and kalil al-fatah] (champions). Ron Rude and Reno Nevada win via pinfall and become the new Tag Champions. The next fight is a 7-Way match for the WMVW Championship. The Absolutist vs Janette Joplin(champion) vs Miss Ami of the Asian Sisterhood vs Musashi vs Maxine Payne vs Lita Keno vs Amara Tennoh. Michele Kai does color commentary for this match and the next ones. Ami tries her toughest not to fight Musashi out of "sisterhood". Amara Tennoh wins via Powerslam to Miss Ami and becomes the New WMVW Champion...shocking everyone. Feeling that she's lost her one true chance to become champion,Maxine Payne demands first crack at the title and when she's denied by Tennoh herself,Maxine assaults her and the 2 brawl. Michele Kai says that she'll make her decision next week. The Main Event is a Triple Threat match for the MVW Championship. Hakeem Abdul Jafar vs Rufus vs The Death Angel (champion). Michele Kai [who's still on commentary] mentions the lack of Main Event contenders in MVW and plans on doing something about it soon. The Cousins of Hamas rush out and beat Jafar with baseball bats,until they are forced out. The Death Angel wins via submittion,when he applies the White Hand (a claw type submition move) on Jafar. The New Tag Team Champions,Ron Rude and Reno Nevada are interviewed backstage and will make an open challenge for their belts each week on Retro Reality TV. The Final Event is a Battle Royal for the MVW Battle Championship. Here are the participents: Johnny Arcade,Arachnid,Reymundo Magnifico,Rudos Technicos (as a heel),Euthanasia,The Unknown,Seifer,Kalil Al-fatah,Mahmoud Arafat,Vic Wuton,Raoul Valdez,Tubman,Parks,Malcolm King,Barry Wallace,Ken Kojiro,John Tseng,Rufus,and Hakeem Abdul Jafar. Euthanashia wins the match and becomes the Battle Champion.
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August 2015:
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 21: New WMVW Champion Amara Tennoh kicked off the show with an in-ring promo bragging about her victory last week and then threatens to hold the WMVW main event hostage if she isn't put back into power. Maxine Payne inturrupts and demands a rematch for the title. Tennoh refuses,but Michele Kai comes out and grants Payne her request..for later tonight. In a 2-on-1 handycap match,Hakeem Abdul Jafar was overcome by the Cousins of Hamas. Rufus cuts a backstage interview talking about the lack of competition in the Main Event Scene. Michele Kai appears and tells him that that little problem will be rectified soon. MVW Street Fight Champion Wes East defeated MVW Battle Champion Euthanasia in a Champion vs Champion Non-Title Street Fight. East used his Wespool Splash. WMVW US champion Elena was on commentary during the match. Maggie Sanger gave a backstage interview angry about her teams title loss,but promises to win them back. She also warns that the strike will still happen in Tennoh isn't re-instated as commissioner. Elena retains her WMVW US championship against,Reina Reyas. Elena used her Turk Kick. After the match,Amara Tennoh and Lita Keno came out and blasted Reinas for losing to what they consider to be an Easy opponent. Reinas,in no mood for this,spits on Keno and chastises her for losing the title to a Tennoh,who she sees as a "False Wrestler". The 2 then assaulted the Latina,which prompt Maxine Payne to come out to her rescue. Tag Champions Ron Rude and Reno Nevada took on Abes Knights in a non-title match. They won by pinfall. The WMVW Championship was put on the line as Champion Amara Tennoh vs Maxine Payne. Payne wins thanks to outside interference from Ruby and Lita Keno. Janette Joplin and Reina Reyas come to Payne's aid,when the heels give her a post-match beat down. The heels quickly escape.
Week 2: Summer Vacation!!!! No Show!!!
Week 3: Summer Vacation Continues!!!!!!
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 22: Show opens up with Michele Kai talking about what happened last week and makes the Main event a 6-woman Tag team Match: WMVW Champion Amara Tenno,Lita Keno,and Ruby vs Maxine Payne,Reina Reyas,and Janette Joplin. She also grants The Cousins of Hamas a rematch for the MVW Tag Titles against the champs Ron Rude and Reno Nevada later on.But warns that it'll be their final shot. She then decides to hold a Number 1 contenders match for the MVW Championship between Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Rufus next week. Next she introduces the opening contest: The Asian Sisterhood against Madam Rosa and The Yellow Mercenary. The Sisterhood wins by pinfall. Maggie Sanger is interviewed backstage and promises to get the tag titles back. Abe Knight comes by and wishes to make peace between them. He wishes her and her team the best of luck. They even shake hands. The next match is Mercenary Force vs. The Black Gammaz. The Gammaz win via Pinfall. Abe Knight cuts a promo about his team,Abe's Knights and reveals that they are the new #2 contenders for the Tag Titles.He then wishes Sanger luck. Philly Madison put his MVW US Champioship on the line against Rudos Technicos (in face mode). Technicos get DQ'd,when he switches to heel mode and beats the hell out of Philly. The MVW Tag Titles are on the line as Navada and Rude take on Maggie Sanger's Cousins of Hamas. It was a back and forth match,but as soon as Navada and Rude were about to finish things,Abe Knight and his Knights,Valdez and Wuton come and cost the Champs their titles. So Cousins of Hamas are now 2X MVW Tag Team Champions. Knight and Sanger shake hands and leave the ring together with their teams. A Promo for the upcoming MVW show Crash,which debuts this fall. The Main Event: WMVW Champion Amara Tennoh,Lita Keno,and Ruby v.s.Janette Joplin,Reina Reyas,and Maxine Payne. Tennoh gets the win for her team in this match. As the heels are celebrating. Michele Kai comes out to tell Tennoh that next week she has to defend her title against the Absolutist. Tennoh isn't that thrilled about it. The Absolutist appears in the stands.
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September 2015:
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 23: The show opens up with Maggie Sanger and Abe Knight talking about their new partnership. Saying that it didn't make sence for them to fued,because together they have the power to dominate MVW and will own all of the championships. The COO,Michele Kai interupts and because of what happened,last week,she's gonna force Abe's Knights into a no-disqualification match against Ron Rude and Reno Nevada. Plus,that Sanger and her guys will not be allowed at ringside. That also goes for Abe's other men. This infuriates The heels. The opening match is for the MVW Championship: Rufus vs Hakeem Abdul Jafar. Jafar wins with a fishermans suplex. As HAJ is celebrating he is confronted by MVW Champion,Death Angel. Reno Nevada and Ron Rude are interviewed backstage about last weeks injustice against them and their upcoming match. Next match is for the MVW US Championship,Champion Philly Madison vs Reymundo Magnifico(with abe knight). Thanks to Maggie Sanger,Magnifico defeats Madison and The Championship changes hands. The 2 managers hug and celebrate. More promos for MVW Crash,MVW's take on a Wrestling B-Show. A Promo for Kid Justice,an upcoming MVW Ring Warrior that's a spoof of Japanese Superheroes. The next match is For the WMVW US Championship,Champion Elena vs Ruby (with lita keno). Elena wins by DQ,when Kino interferes. Both Elena and Keno brawl outside the ring. The next contest is Ron Rude and Reno Nevada vs Abe's Knights(wuton and valdez). Both Abe Knight and Maggie Sanger try to interfere,but are interrupted by Philly Madison,who soon gets attacked by Reymundo Magnifico. Abe's Knights get the win thanks to a chair. In The Main Event,Amara Tennoh refuses to defend the WMVW championship unless she is reinstated as MVW Commishiner. Michele Kai comes out and argues with her. The Absolutist hits the ring and Kai officially begins the match. The Absolutist wins by Count Out when Tennoh runs away into the crowds. The Absolutist demands a rematch..Inside a Steel Cage. Kai grants her that request for next week.
Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 24: The Show opens with Tennoh blasting Michele Kai for putting her in a steel cage match and for not giving her her job as commish back. Kai comes out and tells Tennoh that is she doesn't compete she'll be instantly sripped of the title AND suspended. The Absolutist arrives to instigate things,encouraging Tennoh's suspension. The Opening bout is a 6-man tag team bout: MVW Tag Champs,Cousins of Hamas and MVW US Champion,Reymundo Magnifico vs Philly Madison,Ron Rude and Reno Navada. And since Abe's Knight's are at ringside,Reno Nevada summons The Asian American Order to be in their corner. The Match ends in a double DQ,due to all of the chaos caused by the waring teams. Tubman and Parks are being interviewed about their upcoming match with The Black Gammaz. The next bout is for the WMVW US Championship,Champion Elena [with wes east] vs Lita Keno[with ruby]. Ruby interferes constantly. When Ruby interferes enough,East tries to get involved,but gets assaulted by a mystery man. Due to the chaos,Lita Keno defeats Elena via pinfall and wins the US Championship. Michele Kai is interviewed backstage and is not pleased about what has happened thus far and issues a 10-man tag for next week between the Babyfaces and The Sanger/Knight connection. She Also issues a rematch for the WMVW US Title between Lita and Elena. She then issues a fine for the man who assaulted Wes East. Promos for MVW Crash. The Black Gammas battle Tubman & Parks. Parks pins King for a 3-count and wins the match for his team. After the match,Barry Wallace braizenly assaults his partner and hits him with 4 double powerslam. He leaves his partner for dead. Another promo for Kid Justice is aired. Next match is the Main event: The Steel Cage Match for the WMVW Championship,The Absolutist vs Amara Tennoh. The only way to win is go either climb out of the cage or exit it through a door guarded by a ref. Tennoh Wins via rushing out the door and with big help from Ruby. After the match,Michele Kai comes out to foil Tennoh's celebration. She announces that next week she will be puutting her title on the line again..this time against...Ruby! Tennoh and Ruby are upset. Kai also says that the match will be No count outs. Kai then warns against any DQ finishes or "fingerpokes of doom",saying that if any of this occurs,they won't be paid for the night. Tennoh is pissed.
Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 25: Barry Wallace kicks off the show to explain his actions from last week,saying that King held him back for years and that he's been held back his whole life. He then goes on a rant,transforming him into an angry selfish heel. After the rant,Wallace demands a World title shot. Michele Kai comes out and refuses his demand,but gives him a match against his former partner later in the show. The 1st match is for the WMVW US championship: Challenger Elena (with wes east) vs Champ. Lita Keno (with ruby). East does color commentary during this match. Thanks to Ruby and Ex-Commishiner Tennoh,Lita Keno retains. A handycap brawl between the former Valkiries and Elena ensues. Wes East is once again assaulted by the mystery man. After the attack,the Mystery Man states his name (osborne) and leaves. Michele Kai comes out and decides to punish the heel trio. First, She decides to reverse the decision of the match and name Elena the winner by DQ. Second,she decides to suspend Tennoh and Ruby if they don't have a proper match later tonight. Lastly,she address Osborne and tells him that he will face Wes East in a non-title hardcore match on the 1st episode of Crash this Sunday afternoon. Malcolm King is interviewed and gives his thoughts on his partners betrayl. the promo for Kid Justice is reshown. A new promo for Crash is shown. the Next match is a 10-man tag: MVW US Champion,Reymundo Magnifico and Abe's Knights and Tag Champions Cousins of Hamas (with sanger and knight) vs Philly Madison,Ron Rude,Reno Nevada,and The Asian American Order. The match ends in a chaotic win for the heels. The 2 heel managers hug and leave with their men. The Babyfaces run after them and attack,leading into a massive brawl. Amara Tennoh is interviewed backstage and is pissed at the COO and vows to make her pay. Wallace assaults King before their match begins. The match ends in a double count out,when the 2 brawl outside the ring. The main event is Ruby vs Amara Tennoh for the WMVW Championship. Tennoh and Ruby have a ligit match at first,but WMVW Champion, Lita Keno comes down to ringside to disrupt things. Michele Kai cones out and warns Keno that if she interferes in anyway,she'll be stripped of her US title. Keno threatens to assault Kai,but Kai threatens to susspend her if she attacks. Keno backs down and leaves. Tennoh defeats Ruby with a rolling pin. After the match the 2 shake hands and hug. Tennoh warns Kai that she will make her pay for everything.
MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 1: The show opens with a WMVW Tag match: The Asian Sisterhood vs Reina Reyas and Maxine Payne. The sisterhood wins by pinfall. Backstage,Wes East is interviewed and talks about Osborne and what he's gonna do to him. MVW US Championship Match, Challenger,Johnny Arcade vs Champion,Reymundo Magnifico (with sanger and knight). Philly Madison comes down to ringside and takes out both managers. While distracted by this,Magnifico is pinned for a 3 count by Arcade. Madison leaves with a cocky smirk. While Arcade celebrates his title win,a really pissed Magnifico races back to the locker room to search for Madison. a 2nd Promo for Kid Justice airs. The Unknown and Arachnid vs Mercenary Force. The unpredictability of Unknown,overwhelms the Mercenarys and The mysterious ring warrior picks up the win for his team. Madam Rosa battles the Yellow Mercenary. Rosa predicts her victory and for once,her prediction was true. Backstage,a furious Reymundo Magnifico continues his search for Philly Madison. The Main Event is a Hardcore Non-Title match between MVW Street Fight Champion Wes East vs Osborne. Elena is on commentary for this match. The 2 battle all over the arena and eventually end up outside. Wes East gets the win.
Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 26: Promos for the next MVW special,Wrestlewar. Including Death Angel vs Hakeem Abdul Jafar for the MVW Title. Amara Tennoh opens the show and demands her job back. COO Kai comes out and snaps back. She also tells her that tonight Tennoh will defend her title against the Absolutist AND should their be outside interference,the match will end and not only will Tennoh lose her title,but should Lita Keno or Ruby interfere,she'll face a tough punishment too. The opening bout is a tag team bout ,MVW Tag Team Champions Cousins of Hamas vs The Asian American Order. The AaO win by DQ,when Abe's Knight's come to CoH's rescue. Because of this injustice,Michele Kai comes out and decides to make The Asian American Order the #1 contenders for the Tag Team Championship at Wrestlewar. Plus,the long awaited Title fight between Cousins of Hamas and Abe's Knights will be for Next Week's show. Barry Wallace is interviewed. He regrets nothing and will finish off King tonight. Janette Joplin battled Ruby,but lost thanks to WMVW US Champ,Lita Keno's interference. Malcolm King won his match via DQ when his opponent,Barry Wallace,beat him down with a chair. Michele Kai comes out and makes a No DQ match between the 2 power houses for next week. Ron Rude and Reno Nevada battle Abe's Knights. The Knights win via interference by The CoH. The Main Event: WMVW Championship Match: Champ Amara Tennoh vs The Absolutist. After the Absolutist does her thing(this time talking about the pope),the match begins. Dirty tricks and a running Power Slam give the ex-Commissioner the victory. Ruby and Lita Keno come out with a sledge hammer and 2 chairs. Tennoh suddenly snaps and tells her allies to beat the hell out of the Absolutist,which they do (with the chairs). They then hold her up. She then threatens to bust the Absolutist's head open with the sledge hammer if she doesn't get her job back..with job security. She'll also do it if Anyone in the back wants to play "Hero". Michele Kai comes out and a heated confrontation begins. Seeing that she has no choice,she gives Tennoh back her job as Commishiner. The beaten Absolutist is tossed out of the Ring. The Heel's celebrate.
MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 2: Next promo for Wrestlewar. The opening match was Madam Rosa vs Reina Reyas. Reyas hits 'Latinas Wrath' for the win. Reymundo Magnifico is interviewed on his rematch for the US Title. He also promises to make Philly Madison pay. The Unknown battles Philly Madison. Magnifico costs Madison the match bu assaulting him outside the ring as the ref was distracted. SF Champion Wes East battles Euthanasia in a street fight. Elena is once again on commentary for this bout. East Loses when Osborne smashes him with a baseball bat. The Main Event: Johnny Arcade vs Reymundo Magnifico (without abe knight,surprisingly) for the MVW US Championship. Madison costs Magnifico his match by getting him counted out. The 2 get into a fight. Backstage,Commishiner Amara Tennoh is interviewed. While admitting that it was good to have her power back,she regrets that she's still beneath COO. And She wants that position and will get it sooner than later.
No Show 4 The 1st Week.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 20:The show begins with an in ring promo from Maggie Sanger and the Cousins of Hamas,bashing America and the Jews,per the norm. They even desecrate the flag. Unable to stand this any longer The Black Gammaz come out and decide to fight for their country and challenge the tag team champions to a title match. Amara Tennoh comes out and makes the match official. Tennoh does color commentary during the match. The Gammaz have the fight won,but The Evil Commishiner stops the match,stating that she has changed her mind about this being a title match,so she makes it a Non-title match instead. However,COO Michele Kai comes out and Reverses the Commishiner's rule,so the match is a Title Match. A pissed off Tennoh blasts Kai for the decision and out of spite, costs the Gammaz the match. The MVW Champion,The Death Angel cuts a promo. MVW Street Fight Championship Match: Wes East (champion; with elena the wmvw us champion) vs Arachnid. Wes East retains. 6 Man Tag Action: Ron Rude,Reno Nevada,and Philly Madison vs US Champ Reymundo Magnifico,Vic Wuton and Raoul Valdez [with abe knight]. Abe's Knights win,thanks to Abe Knight's interference. Honorary Valkyrie Ruby(with the 3 valkyries) vs The Absolutist (with musashi and the asian sisterhood). The Absolutist takes a crack at Americas polititions before the match.The Valkyries and The Sisterhood brawl outside,while the match is going on. The Absolutist wins,but gets assaulted by Commishiner Tennoh and Ruby afterward. Thankfully WMVW Champion,Janette Joplin comes to Absolutist's aid. The Asian American Order cut a back stage promo about the fact that they will finally become the tag champions soon at Championship Melee. Musashi and the Asian Sisterhood vs The 3 Valkyries (with amara tennoh). Janette Joplin does
commentary for this match. The match ends abruptly when Tennoh decides to fire the Babyfaces for hitting her. The crowd boos. Tennoh sends out Madam Rosa and Elena and forces them to compete against the Valkyries in a handycap match. She also warns that if Joplin interferes in anyway,she will be fired..this time for good. Reyas pins Madam Rosa for the 3 count to win the match. Michele Kai cuts her first in ring promo. During her promo,she unfires the Sisterhood and Musashi. Commishiner Tennoh interrupts and verbally assaults the COO for constantly interfering with her. Tennoh's tirade reminded Kai of a very important thing she needed to do: Revoke Tennoh's Commishinership. She does this and Amara Tennoh is no longer the Commishiner. An angry Tennoh smacks Kai,causing her to fall down. Tennoh shouts at the COO that Her [tennohs] Rule is Law and that it will Always be Law..because she has seniority. The show ends here.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 21:The night opens up with Rufus going one on one against Euthanasia. After winning the match,Rufus cuts a promo about Championship Melee next week and plans to win the Championship. After the full MVW Championship Melee is revealed,Michele Kai cuts an in ring promo talking about Ex-Commishiner Tennoh's actions last week. Instead of firing Tennoh,she puts her in a match against The Absolutist instead. The match will be the main event. Amara Tennoh objects and she is overruled. Non-Title Match: MVW Tag Team Champs The Cousins of Hamas battle The Asian American Order,who mock their oppnents before the match.The AAO wins via pinfall. After the match CoH assault the AAO and the 2 teams brawl.
Sanger tries to interfere on CoH's behalf,but Hakeem Abdul Jafar rushes in to help the AAO. WMVW Champion,Janette Joplin battles Ruby in a non-title match. The match ends in a DQ in Joplin's favor as the Valkyries interfere. Michele Kai comes out and decides to make a special match the week after Championship Melee. All 4 members of the Valkyries will fight in a no DQ match against each other. And that any 'fingerpoke of doom' type stuff will result in no pay for the night. Reno Nevada and Ron Rude cut a backstage interview talking about Championship Melee. WMVW US Champion Elena battles Lita Kino in a non-title match. Wes East,MVW Street Fight Champion does color commentary during the match. Elena wins and leaves the ring before the Valkyries can attack. The Main Event: The Absolutist vs Amara Tennoh. Before the match,The Absolutist blasts Obama for the Iran Nuke Deal,saying that you never ever trust the Ayatollah...and That's Absolute. Tennoh puts up quite a fight and demonstrates great collegent wrestling skills. Tennoh wins using some brass knuckles. Kai comes out after the match and decides to make the ex-comishiner a WMVW Ring Warrior. Tennoh is upset at this,since she doesn't wanna be one...but to be Commishiner again.
MVW Championship Melee: The first multi-warrior event is a Fatal 4-Way for the MVW US Championship. Philly Madison vs Johnny Arcade vs Rudos Technicos (as a face) vs Reymundo Magnifico (champion). Philly Madison hit the Madison Slam (an STO type move) on Magnifico and one the US Title. Maggie Sanger is interviewed backstage and threatens to lead a strike if Amara Tennoh isn't re-instated as Commishiner. The next event is a 5-Way Fever Match for the WMVW US Championship: Miss Yumi of the Asian Sisterhood vs Ruby vs Madam Rosa vs Reina Reyas vs Elena [champion].Elena hits Reyas with her Turk Kick (a Superkick move) and retains. After the Match Elena is assaulted by Ruby,who seeks to avenge her allies loss. Miss Yumi comes to Elena's aid and beats Ruby back. Amara Tennoh cuts an In-Ring promo talking about her growing number of supporters and promises them that with their help,she'll return to full power again. Michele Kai comes out and tells,the now ring warrior,Tennoh that she forgot to give her a match. So Kai puts Tennoh in the WMVW Championship match later on in the night. No friends in those kinda matches,it's every person for themselves. The next match is a 5-Way Fever Street Fight for the MVW Street Fight Championship. Euthanasia vs The Unknown vs Seifer vs Arachnid vs Wes East (champion).The fight takes place in the parking lot. Wes East pins Arachnid after hitting him with the Wespool Spash (a high-jumping frog splash) off the top of a car. Wes East Retains. Hakeem Abdul Jafar is interviewed backstage and talks about his chances winning the MVW Championship later tonight. Mahmoud Arafat and Kalil Al-fatah,The Cousins of Hamas,interupt and insult him. They then attack him,promising that he will never make it to the main event. A brawl breaks out and the security team splits them up. The Next Match is the Multi-Team brawl for the MVW Tag Team Championship. The Black Gammas [Malcolm King and Barry Wallace] vs Abe's Knights [vic wuton and raoul valdez] vs Tubman and Parks vs Ron Rude and Reno Nevada vs The Asian American Order [john tseng and ken kojiro] vs The Cousins of Hamas [mahmoud arafat and kalil al-fatah] (champions). Ron Rude and Reno Nevada win via pinfall and become the new Tag Champions. The next fight is a 7-Way match for the WMVW Championship. The Absolutist vs Janette Joplin(champion) vs Miss Ami of the Asian Sisterhood vs Musashi vs Maxine Payne vs Lita Keno vs Amara Tennoh. Michele Kai does color commentary for this match and the next ones. Ami tries her toughest not to fight Musashi out of "sisterhood". Amara Tennoh wins via Powerslam to Miss Ami and becomes the New WMVW Champion...shocking everyone. Feeling that she's lost her one true chance to become champion,Maxine Payne demands first crack at the title and when she's denied by Tennoh herself,Maxine assaults her and the 2 brawl. Michele Kai says that she'll make her decision next week. The Main Event is a Triple Threat match for the MVW Championship. Hakeem Abdul Jafar vs Rufus vs The Death Angel (champion). Michele Kai [who's still on commentary] mentions the lack of Main Event contenders in MVW and plans on doing something about it soon. The Cousins of Hamas rush out and beat Jafar with baseball bats,until they are forced out. The Death Angel wins via submittion,when he applies the White Hand (a claw type submition move) on Jafar. The New Tag Team Champions,Ron Rude and Reno Nevada are interviewed backstage and will make an open challenge for their belts each week on Retro Reality TV. The Final Event is a Battle Royal for the MVW Battle Championship. Here are the participents: Johnny Arcade,Arachnid,Reymundo Magnifico,Rudos Technicos (as a heel),Euthanasia,The Unknown,Seifer,Kalil Al-fatah,Mahmoud Arafat,Vic Wuton,Raoul Valdez,Tubman,Parks,Malcolm King,Barry Wallace,Ken Kojiro,John Tseng,Rufus,and Hakeem Abdul Jafar. Euthanashia wins the match and becomes the Battle Champion.
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August 2015:
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 21: New WMVW Champion Amara Tennoh kicked off the show with an in-ring promo bragging about her victory last week and then threatens to hold the WMVW main event hostage if she isn't put back into power. Maxine Payne inturrupts and demands a rematch for the title. Tennoh refuses,but Michele Kai comes out and grants Payne her request..for later tonight. In a 2-on-1 handycap match,Hakeem Abdul Jafar was overcome by the Cousins of Hamas. Rufus cuts a backstage interview talking about the lack of competition in the Main Event Scene. Michele Kai appears and tells him that that little problem will be rectified soon. MVW Street Fight Champion Wes East defeated MVW Battle Champion Euthanasia in a Champion vs Champion Non-Title Street Fight. East used his Wespool Splash. WMVW US champion Elena was on commentary during the match. Maggie Sanger gave a backstage interview angry about her teams title loss,but promises to win them back. She also warns that the strike will still happen in Tennoh isn't re-instated as commissioner. Elena retains her WMVW US championship against,Reina Reyas. Elena used her Turk Kick. After the match,Amara Tennoh and Lita Keno came out and blasted Reinas for losing to what they consider to be an Easy opponent. Reinas,in no mood for this,spits on Keno and chastises her for losing the title to a Tennoh,who she sees as a "False Wrestler". The 2 then assaulted the Latina,which prompt Maxine Payne to come out to her rescue. Tag Champions Ron Rude and Reno Nevada took on Abes Knights in a non-title match. They won by pinfall. The WMVW Championship was put on the line as Champion Amara Tennoh vs Maxine Payne. Payne wins thanks to outside interference from Ruby and Lita Keno. Janette Joplin and Reina Reyas come to Payne's aid,when the heels give her a post-match beat down. The heels quickly escape.
Week 2: Summer Vacation!!!! No Show!!!
Week 3: Summer Vacation Continues!!!!!!
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 22: Show opens up with Michele Kai talking about what happened last week and makes the Main event a 6-woman Tag team Match: WMVW Champion Amara Tenno,Lita Keno,and Ruby vs Maxine Payne,Reina Reyas,and Janette Joplin. She also grants The Cousins of Hamas a rematch for the MVW Tag Titles against the champs Ron Rude and Reno Nevada later on.But warns that it'll be their final shot. She then decides to hold a Number 1 contenders match for the MVW Championship between Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Rufus next week. Next she introduces the opening contest: The Asian Sisterhood against Madam Rosa and The Yellow Mercenary. The Sisterhood wins by pinfall. Maggie Sanger is interviewed backstage and promises to get the tag titles back. Abe Knight comes by and wishes to make peace between them. He wishes her and her team the best of luck. They even shake hands. The next match is Mercenary Force vs. The Black Gammaz. The Gammaz win via Pinfall. Abe Knight cuts a promo about his team,Abe's Knights and reveals that they are the new #2 contenders for the Tag Titles.He then wishes Sanger luck. Philly Madison put his MVW US Champioship on the line against Rudos Technicos (in face mode). Technicos get DQ'd,when he switches to heel mode and beats the hell out of Philly. The MVW Tag Titles are on the line as Navada and Rude take on Maggie Sanger's Cousins of Hamas. It was a back and forth match,but as soon as Navada and Rude were about to finish things,Abe Knight and his Knights,Valdez and Wuton come and cost the Champs their titles. So Cousins of Hamas are now 2X MVW Tag Team Champions. Knight and Sanger shake hands and leave the ring together with their teams. A Promo for the upcoming MVW show Crash,which debuts this fall. The Main Event: WMVW Champion Amara Tennoh,Lita Keno,and Ruby v.s.Janette Joplin,Reina Reyas,and Maxine Payne. Tennoh gets the win for her team in this match. As the heels are celebrating. Michele Kai comes out to tell Tennoh that next week she has to defend her title against the Absolutist. Tennoh isn't that thrilled about it. The Absolutist appears in the stands.
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September 2015:
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 23: The show opens up with Maggie Sanger and Abe Knight talking about their new partnership. Saying that it didn't make sence for them to fued,because together they have the power to dominate MVW and will own all of the championships. The COO,Michele Kai interupts and because of what happened,last week,she's gonna force Abe's Knights into a no-disqualification match against Ron Rude and Reno Nevada. Plus,that Sanger and her guys will not be allowed at ringside. That also goes for Abe's other men. This infuriates The heels. The opening match is for the MVW Championship: Rufus vs Hakeem Abdul Jafar. Jafar wins with a fishermans suplex. As HAJ is celebrating he is confronted by MVW Champion,Death Angel. Reno Nevada and Ron Rude are interviewed backstage about last weeks injustice against them and their upcoming match. Next match is for the MVW US Championship,Champion Philly Madison vs Reymundo Magnifico(with abe knight). Thanks to Maggie Sanger,Magnifico defeats Madison and The Championship changes hands. The 2 managers hug and celebrate. More promos for MVW Crash,MVW's take on a Wrestling B-Show. A Promo for Kid Justice,an upcoming MVW Ring Warrior that's a spoof of Japanese Superheroes. The next match is For the WMVW US Championship,Champion Elena vs Ruby (with lita keno). Elena wins by DQ,when Kino interferes. Both Elena and Keno brawl outside the ring. The next contest is Ron Rude and Reno Nevada vs Abe's Knights(wuton and valdez). Both Abe Knight and Maggie Sanger try to interfere,but are interrupted by Philly Madison,who soon gets attacked by Reymundo Magnifico. Abe's Knights get the win thanks to a chair. In The Main Event,Amara Tennoh refuses to defend the WMVW championship unless she is reinstated as MVW Commishiner. Michele Kai comes out and argues with her. The Absolutist hits the ring and Kai officially begins the match. The Absolutist wins by Count Out when Tennoh runs away into the crowds. The Absolutist demands a rematch..Inside a Steel Cage. Kai grants her that request for next week.
Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 24: The Show opens with Tennoh blasting Michele Kai for putting her in a steel cage match and for not giving her her job as commish back. Kai comes out and tells Tennoh that is she doesn't compete she'll be instantly sripped of the title AND suspended. The Absolutist arrives to instigate things,encouraging Tennoh's suspension. The Opening bout is a 6-man tag team bout: MVW Tag Champs,Cousins of Hamas and MVW US Champion,Reymundo Magnifico vs Philly Madison,Ron Rude and Reno Navada. And since Abe's Knight's are at ringside,Reno Nevada summons The Asian American Order to be in their corner. The Match ends in a double DQ,due to all of the chaos caused by the waring teams. Tubman and Parks are being interviewed about their upcoming match with The Black Gammaz. The next bout is for the WMVW US Championship,Champion Elena [with wes east] vs Lita Keno[with ruby]. Ruby interferes constantly. When Ruby interferes enough,East tries to get involved,but gets assaulted by a mystery man. Due to the chaos,Lita Keno defeats Elena via pinfall and wins the US Championship. Michele Kai is interviewed backstage and is not pleased about what has happened thus far and issues a 10-man tag for next week between the Babyfaces and The Sanger/Knight connection. She Also issues a rematch for the WMVW US Title between Lita and Elena. She then issues a fine for the man who assaulted Wes East. Promos for MVW Crash. The Black Gammas battle Tubman & Parks. Parks pins King for a 3-count and wins the match for his team. After the match,Barry Wallace braizenly assaults his partner and hits him with 4 double powerslam. He leaves his partner for dead. Another promo for Kid Justice is aired. Next match is the Main event: The Steel Cage Match for the WMVW Championship,The Absolutist vs Amara Tennoh. The only way to win is go either climb out of the cage or exit it through a door guarded by a ref. Tennoh Wins via rushing out the door and with big help from Ruby. After the match,Michele Kai comes out to foil Tennoh's celebration. She announces that next week she will be puutting her title on the line again..this time against...Ruby! Tennoh and Ruby are upset. Kai also says that the match will be No count outs. Kai then warns against any DQ finishes or "fingerpokes of doom",saying that if any of this occurs,they won't be paid for the night. Tennoh is pissed.
Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 25: Barry Wallace kicks off the show to explain his actions from last week,saying that King held him back for years and that he's been held back his whole life. He then goes on a rant,transforming him into an angry selfish heel. After the rant,Wallace demands a World title shot. Michele Kai comes out and refuses his demand,but gives him a match against his former partner later in the show. The 1st match is for the WMVW US championship: Challenger Elena (with wes east) vs Champ. Lita Keno (with ruby). East does color commentary during this match. Thanks to Ruby and Ex-Commishiner Tennoh,Lita Keno retains. A handycap brawl between the former Valkiries and Elena ensues. Wes East is once again assaulted by the mystery man. After the attack,the Mystery Man states his name (osborne) and leaves. Michele Kai comes out and decides to punish the heel trio. First, She decides to reverse the decision of the match and name Elena the winner by DQ. Second,she decides to suspend Tennoh and Ruby if they don't have a proper match later tonight. Lastly,she address Osborne and tells him that he will face Wes East in a non-title hardcore match on the 1st episode of Crash this Sunday afternoon. Malcolm King is interviewed and gives his thoughts on his partners betrayl. the promo for Kid Justice is reshown. A new promo for Crash is shown. the Next match is a 10-man tag: MVW US Champion,Reymundo Magnifico and Abe's Knights and Tag Champions Cousins of Hamas (with sanger and knight) vs Philly Madison,Ron Rude,Reno Nevada,and The Asian American Order. The match ends in a chaotic win for the heels. The 2 heel managers hug and leave with their men. The Babyfaces run after them and attack,leading into a massive brawl. Amara Tennoh is interviewed backstage and is pissed at the COO and vows to make her pay. Wallace assaults King before their match begins. The match ends in a double count out,when the 2 brawl outside the ring. The main event is Ruby vs Amara Tennoh for the WMVW Championship. Tennoh and Ruby have a ligit match at first,but WMVW Champion, Lita Keno comes down to ringside to disrupt things. Michele Kai cones out and warns Keno that if she interferes in anyway,she'll be stripped of her US title. Keno threatens to assault Kai,but Kai threatens to susspend her if she attacks. Keno backs down and leaves. Tennoh defeats Ruby with a rolling pin. After the match the 2 shake hands and hug. Tennoh warns Kai that she will make her pay for everything.
MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 1: The show opens with a WMVW Tag match: The Asian Sisterhood vs Reina Reyas and Maxine Payne. The sisterhood wins by pinfall. Backstage,Wes East is interviewed and talks about Osborne and what he's gonna do to him. MVW US Championship Match, Challenger,Johnny Arcade vs Champion,Reymundo Magnifico (with sanger and knight). Philly Madison comes down to ringside and takes out both managers. While distracted by this,Magnifico is pinned for a 3 count by Arcade. Madison leaves with a cocky smirk. While Arcade celebrates his title win,a really pissed Magnifico races back to the locker room to search for Madison. a 2nd Promo for Kid Justice airs. The Unknown and Arachnid vs Mercenary Force. The unpredictability of Unknown,overwhelms the Mercenarys and The mysterious ring warrior picks up the win for his team. Madam Rosa battles the Yellow Mercenary. Rosa predicts her victory and for once,her prediction was true. Backstage,a furious Reymundo Magnifico continues his search for Philly Madison. The Main Event is a Hardcore Non-Title match between MVW Street Fight Champion Wes East vs Osborne. Elena is on commentary for this match. The 2 battle all over the arena and eventually end up outside. Wes East gets the win.
Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 26: Promos for the next MVW special,Wrestlewar. Including Death Angel vs Hakeem Abdul Jafar for the MVW Title. Amara Tennoh opens the show and demands her job back. COO Kai comes out and snaps back. She also tells her that tonight Tennoh will defend her title against the Absolutist AND should their be outside interference,the match will end and not only will Tennoh lose her title,but should Lita Keno or Ruby interfere,she'll face a tough punishment too. The opening bout is a tag team bout ,MVW Tag Team Champions Cousins of Hamas vs The Asian American Order. The AaO win by DQ,when Abe's Knight's come to CoH's rescue. Because of this injustice,Michele Kai comes out and decides to make The Asian American Order the #1 contenders for the Tag Team Championship at Wrestlewar. Plus,the long awaited Title fight between Cousins of Hamas and Abe's Knights will be for Next Week's show. Barry Wallace is interviewed. He regrets nothing and will finish off King tonight. Janette Joplin battled Ruby,but lost thanks to WMVW US Champ,Lita Keno's interference. Malcolm King won his match via DQ when his opponent,Barry Wallace,beat him down with a chair. Michele Kai comes out and makes a No DQ match between the 2 power houses for next week. Ron Rude and Reno Nevada battle Abe's Knights. The Knights win via interference by The CoH. The Main Event: WMVW Championship Match: Champ Amara Tennoh vs The Absolutist. After the Absolutist does her thing(this time talking about the pope),the match begins. Dirty tricks and a running Power Slam give the ex-Commissioner the victory. Ruby and Lita Keno come out with a sledge hammer and 2 chairs. Tennoh suddenly snaps and tells her allies to beat the hell out of the Absolutist,which they do (with the chairs). They then hold her up. She then threatens to bust the Absolutist's head open with the sledge hammer if she doesn't get her job back..with job security. She'll also do it if Anyone in the back wants to play "Hero". Michele Kai comes out and a heated confrontation begins. Seeing that she has no choice,she gives Tennoh back her job as Commishiner. The beaten Absolutist is tossed out of the Ring. The Heel's celebrate.
MVW Crash Season 1,Episode 2: Next promo for Wrestlewar. The opening match was Madam Rosa vs Reina Reyas. Reyas hits 'Latinas Wrath' for the win. Reymundo Magnifico is interviewed on his rematch for the US Title. He also promises to make Philly Madison pay. The Unknown battles Philly Madison. Magnifico costs Madison the match bu assaulting him outside the ring as the ref was distracted. SF Champion Wes East battles Euthanasia in a street fight. Elena is once again on commentary for this bout. East Loses when Osborne smashes him with a baseball bat. The Main Event: Johnny Arcade vs Reymundo Magnifico (without abe knight,surprisingly) for the MVW US Championship. Madison costs Magnifico his match by getting him counted out. The 2 get into a fight. Backstage,Commishiner Amara Tennoh is interviewed. While admitting that it was good to have her power back,she regrets that she's still beneath COO. And She wants that position and will get it sooner than later.
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
MVW Roster Update 2015
Time for an MVW Roster Update.
Executives:
Stefan Bullock - President of Modern Vintage Studios and Chief Executive Officer of MVW.
Michele Kai - The Chief Operation Officer. The Good authority.
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Managers:
Maggie Sanger - The companies Top Manager,a dirty heel to the bitter end.
Abe Knight - A Don King-esque manager. He has great charisma.
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Main Division (Top Card):
The Death Angel - A white reaper,complete with scythe. His finisher is The White Hand (the claw to the head). MVW CHAMPION. (body)
Hakeem Abdul Jafar - An Arab American,who hates those who pervert his Muslim faith. He's technical wrestler. His finisher is The Jafarplex (fishermans suplex,like the perfectplex). (face)
Rufus Barton - A somewhat cocky anti-hero,who is always after the championship. He loves specialty matches. His finisher is the R-Impact (fierce powerbomb/pinning combo). (body)
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Main Division (Mid-Card):
Reymundo Magnifico - A hot blooded latino lover. Managed by Abe Knight. His finisher is the Magnifico Kick (a superkick after he throws his opponent to the ropes). MVW U.S. CHAMPION.(heel)
Philly Madison - A fun loving everyman. His finisher is The Madison Slam (an STO type move). (body)
Johnny Arcade - A retro gamer with guts. Finisher is Game Over (spinning heel kick from the top rope). (face)
Rudos Techinicos - A masked mexican who has multiple personalities. He has no finisher. (switches between face and heel)
Malcolm King - A charismatic strong man. Finisher is the Double Legdrop (one runing then one standing). (face)
Barry Wallace- A muscle man with a no nonsense attitude. His finisher is the Double Power Slam. (heel).
The Unknown - A Mysterious masked man in black. His moves are very unpredictable. He has no unique finisher.(body)
Arachnid - An agile highflying ring warrior. His finisher is The Arachnid Splash (somersault splash off the ropes). (face)
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Tag Team Division:
The Cousins Of Hamas (Mahmoud Arafat and Kalil Al-fatah) - 2 masked Anti-semetic,Anti-American Islamo-fascists. Managed by Maggie Sanger. Their finisher is Glory of Allah (one holds the opponent sideways and the other hits with a leg drop from the top rope). MVW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. (heels).
Abe's Knights (Vic Wuton and Raoul Valdez) - 2 high-flying specialist. Managed by Abe Knight. Their finisher is The Slayer (valdez does a hurricanrana off the top rope,then wuton hits a corkscrew splash off another turnbuckle). (heels)
Tubman & Parks - Men against the current Black establishment. Their finisher is Against The Black Machine (a move similar to the road warriors 'doomsday devise'). (faces)
Ron Rude and Reno Nevada - 2 tough guys with some heart. Their finisher is Turk's United (reno holds the opponent in place with a full nelson,while ron strikes with a heart punch). (faces).
The Asian American Order (John Tseng and Ken Kojiro) - Their act is similar to Degeneration X's. Their finishing move is AAO Driver (a spike piledriver). (bodies).
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The Street Fight Division:
Wes East - A Deadpool-esque nut job. He's psychotic and funny. His finisher is the Wespool Splash (a high jumping frogsplash off the turnbuckle). MVW STREET FIGHT CHAMPION. (body)
Euthanasia - He is a man with the attitude of a serial killer. his finisher is The Euthaniser (an asiatic spike). (body)
Seifer - An angry youth looking for a fight. His finisher is hitting opponents many times with anything he can get his hands on. (heel).
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WMVW (top contenders)
Amara Tennoh - The ex-commissioner. She seeks to regain power any way she can. she has a sence of sarcasm and wit. Her finisher is a Running Powerslam. WMVW CHAMPION (heel).
"Nature Girl" Lita Keno - An arrogant heel with lots of technical abilities. Her finisher is the Figure 4 Leg Lock. (heel)
The Absolutist - Speaks her mind a lot about things and ends her "rants" with her catchphrase "And That's Absolute". The finisher is the Absolution (a scissor takedown to the head). (face)
Janette Joplin - An old school rocker with attitude and charisma. Her finisher is The Hard Rockarana (hurricanrana off the top turnbuckle). (face)
Miss Ami - A member of The Asian Sisterhood. She believes in Asian Women Unity. Her Special is The Ami Buster (a jackhammer type move). (body).
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WMVW (mid-card)
Elena - A crazy blonde,who's the partner of Wes East. She's as screwy as him. Her finisher is The Turk Kick (a super kick). THE WMVW US CHAMPION (body)
Musashi - A martial arts expert with attitude Her finisher is The Musashi Strike (spinning back kick) (face)
Reina Reyas - A proud Latina who strives for excellence. Her Finisher is Latina's Wrath (running spin wheel kick) (body/face)
Maxine Payne - A tough gal with great strength. Her finisher is Maximum Payne (a gorilla press slam,followed by an STF). (body/face).
Ruby - A ninja-esque woman in red. Like a ninja,she has a killer instinct. Her finisher is The Ruby Fatality (scissor kick then a leg drop). (heel)
Miss Yumi - The other half of The Asian Sisterhood,like Ami,Yumi is dedicated to Asian Women's issues and refuses to fight other Asian Women. Her finisher is The Yumi Buster (spiral DDT). (Body)
Madam Rosa - A fortune teller. She sees all and tells all with her crystal ball. She has no finisher. (heel)
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Upcoming:
Kid Justice - A young masked wrestler from Japan. He is the living embodiment of a Non-Henshin Japan Hero. His finisher is The Nihon Banzai (a moonsault splash off the top rope).
The Shinobi Twins (Masamune and Murasame) - Ninjas in Black. Their finisher is Shinobi Death Strike (double super kick)
Yamato Senshi Dai Nihon Man- A Japanese Patriot and Henshin Hero. His finisher is the Kimura Lock.
Vipra - A Female masked wrestler,who's attitude emulates a snake. Her finisher is The Lethal Viper (A double arm DDT).
Carnavore - A Wild Cannibal. His finisher is the Wild Crush (a head squeeze submission,similar to what Crush use to use)
Jackie Dan - A humorous martial artist. His finishing move is Unnamed (a spinning kick off the top rope)
Kwang - A modern version of Kwang. his finisher is the Arial Spear (a spear from the top turnbuckle).
Osborne - A mean brawler with a few crews loose. His finisher is The Oz Crush (it's basically doink the clown's 'whoopie cushion' finisher).
Princessa Pereira - A psychotic woman,who wants to take over MVW and promote Brazil's native ideas. She's a proud Brazilian. Her finisher is The Sao Paulo Crab (the boston crab,basically).
The P.C. Enforcers (Leo Kenny,Chuck Radford,and Jenny Valentino) - These guys are dedicated to enforcing Political Correctness. They can get very annoying. Their finishers are The P.C. Wing (jenny's crossface chicken wing finisher) and The P.C. Super Bomb (leon and chuck's double team power bomb)
The Omega Warrior - A hyper,charismatic,masked fighter with the heart of a warrior. His Finisher is The Warrior's Elbow (a launching elbow strike off the ropes).
The Injustice - A repackaged Mr.Injustice. A nasty bully to the end. His Finisher is the Bully Rack (a torture rack).
Tim Mahoney - A frontier/old west themed thug,who has a lawless mentality. His finisher is beating down opponents with taped up fists. (heel)
D.C. Cyrus - A southern gal who can't wrestle and fakes it. Was brought here because of her rich father,B.S. Cyrus. Finisher is the spinning piledriver.
B.S. Cyrus - A rich tycoon from the south. He's a jack of all trades,thats how he earned his fortune. He's a manager.
Vikki Vicious - A street fighting badass who really wants to kill everyone. Her finisher is the Power Bomb.
Lt.Sheena A. - The 4th member if the PC Enforcers is a pissed black woman who hates all white people. Her finisher is called Revenge of a Mad Black Woman (chokehold,followed by a forceful slam and then a vicious knee drop)
"Worse News" Allen Brown - A hard edge street fighting black man from NYC. His finisher is Worse News Strikes (spinning kicks to the head)
Wolfgang Borga - The astranged nephew of the late Ludwig Borga. His finisher is The Helsinke Hellraiser (launches opponent up and punches him in mid air)
Kamen Fighter - Another masked wrestler with great agility and speed. His finisher is The Kamen Buster (a frankensteiner off the top rope)
The Greywolf Cousins (billy and jimmy) - Native American (or half NA) men with something to prove(mainly that NA's need more representation). Both men have the Reverse Fall Away Slam.
Unnamed Tag Team - No information at this time. Both men have no finisher.
Unnamed Tag Team - No information at this time. For their finisher: 1 uses a high legdrop to the back,the other follows up with a Clover Leaf.
Unnamed Tag Team - No Information at this time. Their finisher is a double impact Crucifix Powerbomb,where one partner aids the other in maximising the impact of the bomb.
Unnamed Tag Team - No Information at this time. Their finisher is a Double Elbow Drop from the top turnbuckle.
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Executives:
Stefan Bullock - President of Modern Vintage Studios and Chief Executive Officer of MVW.
Michele Kai - The Chief Operation Officer. The Good authority.
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Managers:
Maggie Sanger - The companies Top Manager,a dirty heel to the bitter end.
Abe Knight - A Don King-esque manager. He has great charisma.
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Main Division (Top Card):
The Death Angel - A white reaper,complete with scythe. His finisher is The White Hand (the claw to the head). MVW CHAMPION. (body)
Hakeem Abdul Jafar - An Arab American,who hates those who pervert his Muslim faith. He's technical wrestler. His finisher is The Jafarplex (fishermans suplex,like the perfectplex). (face)
Rufus Barton - A somewhat cocky anti-hero,who is always after the championship. He loves specialty matches. His finisher is the R-Impact (fierce powerbomb/pinning combo). (body)
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Main Division (Mid-Card):
Reymundo Magnifico - A hot blooded latino lover. Managed by Abe Knight. His finisher is the Magnifico Kick (a superkick after he throws his opponent to the ropes). MVW U.S. CHAMPION.(heel)
Philly Madison - A fun loving everyman. His finisher is The Madison Slam (an STO type move). (body)
Johnny Arcade - A retro gamer with guts. Finisher is Game Over (spinning heel kick from the top rope). (face)
Rudos Techinicos - A masked mexican who has multiple personalities. He has no finisher. (switches between face and heel)
Malcolm King - A charismatic strong man. Finisher is the Double Legdrop (one runing then one standing). (face)
Barry Wallace- A muscle man with a no nonsense attitude. His finisher is the Double Power Slam. (heel).
The Unknown - A Mysterious masked man in black. His moves are very unpredictable. He has no unique finisher.(body)
Arachnid - An agile highflying ring warrior. His finisher is The Arachnid Splash (somersault splash off the ropes). (face)
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Tag Team Division:
The Cousins Of Hamas (Mahmoud Arafat and Kalil Al-fatah) - 2 masked Anti-semetic,Anti-American Islamo-fascists. Managed by Maggie Sanger. Their finisher is Glory of Allah (one holds the opponent sideways and the other hits with a leg drop from the top rope). MVW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. (heels).
Abe's Knights (Vic Wuton and Raoul Valdez) - 2 high-flying specialist. Managed by Abe Knight. Their finisher is The Slayer (valdez does a hurricanrana off the top rope,then wuton hits a corkscrew splash off another turnbuckle). (heels)
Tubman & Parks - Men against the current Black establishment. Their finisher is Against The Black Machine (a move similar to the road warriors 'doomsday devise'). (faces)
Ron Rude and Reno Nevada - 2 tough guys with some heart. Their finisher is Turk's United (reno holds the opponent in place with a full nelson,while ron strikes with a heart punch). (faces).
The Asian American Order (John Tseng and Ken Kojiro) - Their act is similar to Degeneration X's. Their finishing move is AAO Driver (a spike piledriver). (bodies).
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The Street Fight Division:
Wes East - A Deadpool-esque nut job. He's psychotic and funny. His finisher is the Wespool Splash (a high jumping frogsplash off the turnbuckle). MVW STREET FIGHT CHAMPION. (body)
Euthanasia - He is a man with the attitude of a serial killer. his finisher is The Euthaniser (an asiatic spike). (body)
Seifer - An angry youth looking for a fight. His finisher is hitting opponents many times with anything he can get his hands on. (heel).
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WMVW (top contenders)
Amara Tennoh - The ex-commissioner. She seeks to regain power any way she can. she has a sence of sarcasm and wit. Her finisher is a Running Powerslam. WMVW CHAMPION (heel).
"Nature Girl" Lita Keno - An arrogant heel with lots of technical abilities. Her finisher is the Figure 4 Leg Lock. (heel)
The Absolutist - Speaks her mind a lot about things and ends her "rants" with her catchphrase "And That's Absolute". The finisher is the Absolution (a scissor takedown to the head). (face)
Janette Joplin - An old school rocker with attitude and charisma. Her finisher is The Hard Rockarana (hurricanrana off the top turnbuckle). (face)
Miss Ami - A member of The Asian Sisterhood. She believes in Asian Women Unity. Her Special is The Ami Buster (a jackhammer type move). (body).
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WMVW (mid-card)
Elena - A crazy blonde,who's the partner of Wes East. She's as screwy as him. Her finisher is The Turk Kick (a super kick). THE WMVW US CHAMPION (body)
Musashi - A martial arts expert with attitude Her finisher is The Musashi Strike (spinning back kick) (face)
Reina Reyas - A proud Latina who strives for excellence. Her Finisher is Latina's Wrath (running spin wheel kick) (body/face)
Maxine Payne - A tough gal with great strength. Her finisher is Maximum Payne (a gorilla press slam,followed by an STF). (body/face).
Ruby - A ninja-esque woman in red. Like a ninja,she has a killer instinct. Her finisher is The Ruby Fatality (scissor kick then a leg drop). (heel)
Miss Yumi - The other half of The Asian Sisterhood,like Ami,Yumi is dedicated to Asian Women's issues and refuses to fight other Asian Women. Her finisher is The Yumi Buster (spiral DDT). (Body)
Madam Rosa - A fortune teller. She sees all and tells all with her crystal ball. She has no finisher. (heel)
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Upcoming:
Kid Justice - A young masked wrestler from Japan. He is the living embodiment of a Non-Henshin Japan Hero. His finisher is The Nihon Banzai (a moonsault splash off the top rope).
The Shinobi Twins (Masamune and Murasame) - Ninjas in Black. Their finisher is Shinobi Death Strike (double super kick)
Yamato Senshi Dai Nihon Man- A Japanese Patriot and Henshin Hero. His finisher is the Kimura Lock.
Vipra - A Female masked wrestler,who's attitude emulates a snake. Her finisher is The Lethal Viper (A double arm DDT).
Carnavore - A Wild Cannibal. His finisher is the Wild Crush (a head squeeze submission,similar to what Crush use to use)
Jackie Dan - A humorous martial artist. His finishing move is Unnamed (a spinning kick off the top rope)
Kwang - A modern version of Kwang. his finisher is the Arial Spear (a spear from the top turnbuckle).
Osborne - A mean brawler with a few crews loose. His finisher is The Oz Crush (it's basically doink the clown's 'whoopie cushion' finisher).
Princessa Pereira - A psychotic woman,who wants to take over MVW and promote Brazil's native ideas. She's a proud Brazilian. Her finisher is The Sao Paulo Crab (the boston crab,basically).
The P.C. Enforcers (Leo Kenny,Chuck Radford,and Jenny Valentino) - These guys are dedicated to enforcing Political Correctness. They can get very annoying. Their finishers are The P.C. Wing (jenny's crossface chicken wing finisher) and The P.C. Super Bomb (leon and chuck's double team power bomb)
The Omega Warrior - A hyper,charismatic,masked fighter with the heart of a warrior. His Finisher is The Warrior's Elbow (a launching elbow strike off the ropes).
The Injustice - A repackaged Mr.Injustice. A nasty bully to the end. His Finisher is the Bully Rack (a torture rack).
Tim Mahoney - A frontier/old west themed thug,who has a lawless mentality. His finisher is beating down opponents with taped up fists. (heel)
D.C. Cyrus - A southern gal who can't wrestle and fakes it. Was brought here because of her rich father,B.S. Cyrus. Finisher is the spinning piledriver.
B.S. Cyrus - A rich tycoon from the south. He's a jack of all trades,thats how he earned his fortune. He's a manager.
Vikki Vicious - A street fighting badass who really wants to kill everyone. Her finisher is the Power Bomb.
Lt.Sheena A. - The 4th member if the PC Enforcers is a pissed black woman who hates all white people. Her finisher is called Revenge of a Mad Black Woman (chokehold,followed by a forceful slam and then a vicious knee drop)
"Worse News" Allen Brown - A hard edge street fighting black man from NYC. His finisher is Worse News Strikes (spinning kicks to the head)
Wolfgang Borga - The astranged nephew of the late Ludwig Borga. His finisher is The Helsinke Hellraiser (launches opponent up and punches him in mid air)
Kamen Fighter - Another masked wrestler with great agility and speed. His finisher is The Kamen Buster (a frankensteiner off the top rope)
The Greywolf Cousins (billy and jimmy) - Native American (or half NA) men with something to prove(mainly that NA's need more representation). Both men have the Reverse Fall Away Slam.
Unnamed Tag Team - No information at this time. Both men have no finisher.
Unnamed Tag Team - No information at this time. For their finisher: 1 uses a high legdrop to the back,the other follows up with a Clover Leaf.
Unnamed Tag Team - No Information at this time. Their finisher is a double impact Crucifix Powerbomb,where one partner aids the other in maximising the impact of the bomb.
Unnamed Tag Team - No Information at this time. Their finisher is a Double Elbow Drop from the top turnbuckle.
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Wednesday, June 17, 2015
MVW 2015 Recap Part 2
April 2015 Cont:
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 10: Mr.Injustice,Neo-Doink,and MVW Champion Dark Avenger vs Death Angel in a 3-on-1 handycap match. Death Angel won by DQ. In-ring,MVW Commissioner Amara Tennoh talks about Joplin's firing and is glad that the WMVW championship is back where it belongs. Suddenly,Rufus comes out and interrupts. Tennoh may have fired him,but according to Rufus,a higher power rehired him. Tennoh calls him a liar and that No one is higher-up on the authority than her.Rufus promises that she'll meet them soon. He finishes up by adding that the "Higher Power" has granted him a rematch against the Avenger for the MVW title at the next Special Event,Ringwize. This pisses off Tennoh. Before her match,The Absolutist slams modern parenting and states that it's irresponsible for Parents to have Tablets and Television babysit their children (and that's absolute!). She battles Reina Reyas and loses via count out,when Maxine Payne knocks her out. Backstage interview with the New MVW Arm wrestling champion,Ruby. She is challenged by Raoul Valdez for the title. And so an 2-out of-3 fall arm wrestling match begins..with Ruby retaining. MVW US Championship Match: Champion Ron Rude battles Reymundo Magnifico(with abe knight).Reno Nevada is on commentary for this match. Reymundo wins thanks to Abe Knight's new men: Raoul Valdez and Vic Wuton. A brawl ensues between Abe's Knights and Reno and Rude. In a backstage interview,Amara Tennoh demands answers on who this "Higher Power"is and warns that this isn't over.It's also been revealed that Janette Joplin has been reinstated and will battle Lita Keno for the WMVW title at the next Special. This pisses off Tennoh. The Cousins of Hamas battle Tubman and Parks for the MVW Tag Team titles.Thanks to Hakeem Abdul Jafar,CoH lose the match. Sanger demands a rematch. WMVW US Championship Match, Champion Elena vs Challenger Maxine Payne(with the valkyries). WMVW "Champion" Lita Keno does color commentary for this match. The Match ends in a DQ in Payne's favor when the Absolutist comes out and assaults her. The Other Valkyries come to Payne's aid,but Janette Joplin rushes out to even the odds. The night ends with the Faces standing in the ring,triumphant.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 11: Promo for MVW's next special,Ringwize. The Cousins of Hamas (with maggie sanger)and MVW US Champion,Reymundo Magnifico (with abe knight) battle Hakeem Abdul Jafar and MVW Tag Champions Tubman and Parks. Thanks to interference,Hamas wins and goes on an anti-American,Anti-Jew tirade. MVW Commishiner Amara Tennoh talks about Ringwize,which she makes a match for the event...The Cousins of Hamas vs Tubman and Parks for Tag Titles. Next thing she talks about is the "Higher Power" and considers them nothing and if and when they show themselves,they will know who the True authority is. Philly Madison vs The Unknown. Philly Madison wins. During the match it was announced that Ruby had lost the Arm Wrestling championship to Barry Wallace. The Asian American Order vs Seifer and Euthanasia. The AaO wins. The Loss causes Seifer and Euthanasia to turn on each other. Madam Rosa vs WMVW Champion Lita Keno in a non-title contest. Madam Rosa predicts her win,but she is proven wrong and loses the match. Barry Wallace is challenged by his Tag Partner,Malcolm King for his newly won Arm Wrestling championship. Wallace wins the 2-out of-3 fall match. He's then challenged by Maxine Payne. Wallace wins again. Abe's Knight's (vic wuton and raoul valdez) battles Ron Rude and Reno Nevada. The match ends in a Double DQ. The Absolutist,WMVW US Champion,Elena (with wes east),and Janette Joplin vs The Valkyries (reina reyas,maxine payne,and musashi). Lita Keno is once again on Commentary for this match. Commishiner Tennoh is also at Ringside. The Valkyries win,when Lita Keno costs Joplin the match. Joplin and Keno have a huge brawl that leads into the locker room. Security breaks them up.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 12: Seifer vs Euthanasia in the opening bout. Euthanasia wins. MVW Champion,The Dark Avenger and his 2 buddies,Neo Doink and Mr.Injustice cut a promo about Rufus getting his rematch for the title,as well as Death Angel. Death Angel interrupts and wants to destroy the Avenger. Amara Tennoh appears and decides to give the Death Angel his title match tonight..as a 1 time only deal. Reina Reyas and Maxine Payne of The Valkyries vs The Absolutist and WMVW US Champion Elena. Wes East is on commentary for this match. Absolutist and Elena win. Amara Tennoh cuts an in-ring promo and decides to grant Janette Joplin her rematch at Ringwize,but she'll only get it If she defeats the other 3 Valkyries in 1-on-1 matches in the same event. Vic Wuton (with abe knight and raoul valdez) vs. Ron Rude (with reno nevada). The match ends in a double DQ. The Asian American Order (kojiro and tseng) comes out and cut an in ring promo,angry about constantly being ignored for a Tag Title shot. Amara Tennoh comes out and decides to grant them that request...but only After MVW Ringwize. The Asian Sisterhood (ami and yumi) vs Ruby and Madam Rosa (who predicts victory). The Sisterhood wins. MVW Championship Match: Champion,The Dark Avenger (with neo-doink and mr,injustice) vs The Death Angel. Death Angel becomes the new champion. Amara Tennoh comes out and reveals that she didn't like the way the match looked,so she decides to restart it. And to make things interesting,she decides to make it a 3-fall match in Dark Avenger's favor,meaning that Death Angel must beat Avenger 3-times,while the Avenger only has to win once. No DQ's or count out's either. The Match restarts and Death Angel gets 2 wins,but loses,when Neo-Doink and Mr, Injustice help the Avenger. After the match,the evil trio assault the Reaper. Rufus runs in and makes the save and the 2 faces beat back the heel trio.
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May 2015:
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 13: MVW Battle Championship 10 Man Battle Royal. Philly Madison wins. Amara Tennoh cuts an in ring promo verbally assaulting those who disrespect her authority. She also spits in the face of the "higher power". Janette Joplin interrupts and has heated words with the Commish. MVW Street Fight Championship match: Champion Wes East (with wmvw us champ,elena) vs Neo Doink (with mr.injustice). Injustice gets assaulted by Elena and Wes East wins. Rufus is interviewed backstage and talks about his Rematch for the title,his match tonight,and Commishiner Tennoh. Madam Rosa vs Asian Sisterhood's Miss Yumi (with miss ami). Madam Rosa predicts her win and thanks to some heel tactics (hitting yumi with her crystal ball) she does win. New MVW Arm Wrestling champion,Barry Wallace welcomes all challengers for his title. The Absolutist is the 1st challenger and is defeated. The next opponent is Johnny Arcade,who also loses. The final opponent is Maxine Payne,who defeats Wallace. Reina Reyas vs Elena for.WMVW US Championship. Amara Tennoh is on guest commentary. Elena retains her title. Rufus and the Death Angel vs Mr.Injustice and MVW Champion,Dark Avenger (with neo-doink). The heels lose,but they all gang up on Rufus and The Death Angel. Thankfully, MVW SF Champ,Wes East comes out to even the odds.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 14: Team 90's announces early retirement from wrestling to pursue other things.Reno Nevada and Ron Rude vs Valdez and Wuton (with abe knight). After winning,Rude and Nevada demand the #1 contender spot for the Tag Titles. Commishiner Amara Tennoh comes out and decideds that the 2 must prove their worth in Tag Team Turmoil next week. Hakeem Abdul Jafar makes an in ring promo talking about his upcoming match at ringwise for the MVW US Title. MVW US Champ Reymundo Magnifico and his Manager,Abe Knight come out and degrade HAJ.Both men trade jabs before a fight breaks out. Asian Sisterhood Member Miss Ami (with Yumi) vs Madam Rosa. Yumi hits Madam Rosa with her own Crystal Ball,which allows Ami to get the win. Maggie Sanger responds to Tag Team Turmoil and Team 90's retirement. The Absolutist vs. Reina Reyas. The Absolutist tries to talk Reyas out of being a "slave" to the evil Authority..it fails. The Absoluitist wins and warns Reyas that she's betraying her humanity and her race by kissing the ass of people like Commishiner Tennoh. Commishiner Tennoh responds to comments made by The Absolutist and calls it near-treason and promises retaliation. She then talks about the Main Event,which will be a 6-Man Falls Count Anywhere Match,as requested by Rufus. WMVW US Championship Match: Elena (champion) vs. Musashi. Elena wins by DQ,when the other Valkyries interfere. Janette Joplin comes to even the odds. Falls Count Anywhere Match: MWW SF Champion Wes East,Death Angel,and Rufus vs MVW Champ Dark Avenger,Neo Doink,and Mr.Injustice. Rufus' team wins. A Match has officially been added to Ringwize: The Death Angel vs Neo-Doink and Mr. Injustice in a Handycap match.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 15: Tag Team Turmoil to determine #1 Contender for Tag Titles. Participants: Ron Rude and Reno Nevada,The Cousins of Hamas,Abe's Knights,The Asian American Order,Neo-Doink and Mr.Injustice,and Team 90's(in their next to last match). The Cousin's of Hamas win. As MVW Commishiner Amara Tennoh is readying for an in ring promo,when she is confronted by The Absolutist,who berates her and calls her an out of control bully,who's soon gonna be put in her place (and that's absolute!). The Absolutist leaves. During her in-ring promo,The MVW Commish. just rips her critics apart and guarantees that those who are unworthy in her eyes Will not win at Ringwize next week. Maggie Sanger comes out and sucks up to the Commishiner. Sanger wants to get on Tennoh's good side,so that her team,the Cousins of Hamas,will be Tag Champions. Tennoh says she'll think about it. MVW Street Fight Championship Match: Champion,Wes East vs. Johnny Arcade. East retains WMVW US Championship Match: Elena (champ) vs Musashi (with the Valkyries). Amara Tennoh on commentary for this match.Elena wins,but is immediately assaulted by The other Valkyries. Janette Joplin comes to Elena's aid.
MVW Ringwize: Death Angel vs Mr. Injustice and Neo-Doink in a Handycap Match. Death Angel wins by Submission. Janette Joplin v. Reina Reyas. Joplin advances to her next match via DQ. Amara Tennoh is interviewed backstage and claims that tonight belongs to her and that Joplin got lucky. : Reymundo Magnifico (c/with abe knight) vs Hakeem Abdul Jafar for the MVW US Championship. Jafar wins via DQ,when Abe's Knights (valdez and wuton) interfere. HAJ beats them back though. Rufus is interviewed. Janette Joplin v. Maxine Payne is next. Commishiner Tennoh comes out and adds a stipulation to the match,a 2-out-of-3 falls match. Joplin wins with no losses,annoying Tennoh. The Absolutist is interviewed. She takes a swipe at Authority figures in Wrestling. Team 90's(chris grunge,mc mike) battles Abe's Knights (vic wuton,raoul valdez/w abe knight) in their Final Match,which they win. After their victory,Team 90's says some final words to the fans and the fans chant "Thank You,90's". Maggie Sanger and the Cousins of Hamas (mahmoud arafat,khalil al-fatah)are interviewed. Janette Joplin vs Musashi is next and,like before,Commishiner Tennoh adds a stipulation. This time it's a Falls Count Everywhere match. Joplin wins again and will face off against Lita Keno for the WMVW Championship later on in the Main Event.Team 90's is interviewed. More News of the "Higher Power". Cousins of Hamas (w/ maggie sanger) battle Tubman and Parks for the MVW Tag Team Championships. Tuibman and Parks retain,but Comm.Tennoh didn't like how the match ended and restarts the match. Tubman and Parks win again,but Tennoh hated how that match went,so she restarts it again. This time Cousins of Hamas win and become the new Tag Champions. Tennoh is pleased with the match and leaves it at that. Tubman and Parks are pissed. Janette Joplin is interviewed. Dark Avenger (c) vs Rufus for the MVW Championship. As always,the Avenger has Neo-Doink and Mr.Injustice in his corner. Neo-Doink and Injustice constantly interfere,this causes The Death Angel to come down to the ring and beat them both up. Rufus eventually wins the match and becomes the new MVW Champion. Comm. Tennoh comes out and DQ's Rufus,claiming that he had help from the Death Angel. Pissed off,Rufus verbally assaults the Commishiner and even threatens to destroy her. Tennoh fires Rufus for his insolence. MVW Chairman and Founder and CEO of Modern Vintage Studios Stefan Bullock's retirement from MVW is announced for next year. And now The Main Event: Lita Keno (c) v. Janette Joplin for the WMVW championship. Commishiner Tennoh comes out and makes this match No DQ. Janette Joplin overcomes the odds and becomes the WMVW Champion. Commishiner Tennoh tells Joplin that she hasn't won yet and that she has one more opponent left. That opponent is The Commishiner Herself. Amara Tennoh defeats an exhausted Joplin and celebrates in the ring with the 4 Valkyries,Maggie Sanger,and other Heels,who just wanna suck up to the Commishiner. Leta Keno is given back her title. Suddenly,from the audience isle,The Absolutist lays the verbal smackdown on The Commishiner and assures that the "Higher Power" will make her sorry.
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June 2015:
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 16: The show opened up with Commishiner Amara Tennoh talking about Ringwize and how she has made examples out of the likes of Rufus and Joplin. Tennoh decides to celebrate her dominance through out the night. She then is joined by The 4 Valkiryies,Maggie Sanger,and the New MVW Tag Champs,The Cousins of Hamas. Sanger and the Valkyries say a few words and praise Commishiner Tennoh. The Absolutist interrupts from the audience and continues her verbal assault on the Commish and even challenges her to a fight. Rufus then arrives and so does Janette Joplin. Both also join in a verbal assault against the commish. Tubman and Parks also come out and even threaten Tennoh. Commishiner Tennoh rejects the Absolutists challenge,but makes a massive mixed tag team match for the main event instead: Lita Keno,Musashi,The Cousins of Hamas,and The Dark Avenger vs Janette Joplin,The Absolutist,Tubman and Parks,and Rufus. Suddenly,they are all visited by Death Angel,who wants The Dark Avenger. Tennoh decides to do something better (according to her),he puts The Death Angel in a Carrer Match against Neo-Doink and Mr.Injustice,later in the show. Once everyone leaves,the 1st match begins. Hakeem Abdul Jafar battles MVW US champion Reymundo Magnifico in a non-title match.Jafar wins via DQ,when Abe's Knights interfere. The Black Gammaz come to Jafars aid. In the 2nd match,Philly Madison and Johnny Arcade square off,with Arcade winning cleanly via pinfall. The 3rd match was a WMVW Free For All,winner becomes #1 contender for Elena's US Championship. The Participants: Ruby,Reina Reyas,Ami,Yumi,Maxine Payne,and Madam Rosa. Ruby wins,but Commishiner Tennoh reverses the decision and gives the match to Musashi,enraging Ruby,while annoying Payne and Reyas. The Death Angel defeats both Mr.Injustice and Neo-Doink in a Carrer match. And in the Main Event,Joplin,Rufus,Tubman,Parks,and the Absolutist defeat The Valkyries,The Cousins of Hamas,and The Death Angel. Commishiner Tennoh orders the Mixed-Tag to restart,claiming that it played out wrong. The crowd claims "Bullshit". However,a mysterious female voice demands Tennoh to shut up and declares the match over with the Face team as the winners. It's the 'Higher Power'. Tennoh is infuriated. The crowd cheers.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 17: The show opens up with a review of the last moments of last weeks show, The first match is a title match for the MVW US Championship. Hakeem Abdul Jafar battles the US Champ,Reymundo Magnifico [with manager abe knight].The Cousins of Hamas run interference and cost Hakeem Abdul Jafar the match.Later in the show,the Tag Champs and HAJ engage in a brutal brawl. The main event has been announced for later tonight,thanks to the mysterious 'Higher Power'. The main event is Janette Joplin vs Lita Keno for the WMVW championship.Commishiner Tennoh is pissed. MVW takes a moment to remember Dusty Rhodes. The next match is for the WMVW US championship,as Musashi(challenger) takes on Elena (champion). Elena retains via pinfall,despite constant interference by the Valkyries. After the match,Lita Keno chastises Musashi for her loss and verbally abuses her,before kicking her out of the Valkyries. Musashi attacks Keno,but she is assaulted by Maxine Payne and Reina Reyes. The Asian Sisterhood quickly comes to Musashi's aid and forces the Valkyries to retreat. The Death Angel is stalking the halls,looking fkr MVW Champion,Dark Avenger. The next MVW special is announced: MVW Championship Melee,where every title will beon the line in multi-man matches and that everyone in MVW will get a shot. The next match is a tag match Ron Rude and Reno Nevada battle The Asian American Order. The match ends in a double DQ,when both teams go overboard. Death Angel inturupts a backstage interview with Comminshiner Tennoh,demanding a match with Dark Avenger. Tennoh tells the Reaper to suck it. Death Angel walks away,promising to get his enemy by any means. The next match is for the MVW Street Fight championship,Champion Wes East takes on Euthanasia. WMVW US champion Elena,east's companion,is on commentary during this match. Wes East retains,but the fight between the competitors continues after the match. In The main event,Janette Joplin takes on WMVW Champion,Lita Keno for the title. Constant interference by the Valkyries and Commishiner Tennoh causes Musashi and the Asian Sisterhood to come out and even the odds. Janette Joplin wins the match and the Championship,thanks to Musashi. The Voice of Mysterious 'Higher Power' tells everyone that the match is officially over and there will be no re-dos. Tennoh is pissed,while Joplin is in the ring celebrating her win. The Mysterious 'Higher Power' chimes back in to remind the audience that next weeks main event will be a Casket Match for the MVW Championship: The Death Angel vs The Dark Avenger. This pissess off Tennoh even more and she demands to know who the 'Higher Power' is?
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 18: Commishiner Tennoh opens the show and talks about last weeks match between Janette Joplin and grants Lita Keno a Rematch for the main event tonight.she then decides to move the Casket Match earlier in the card. Tennoh decides to punish The Asian Sisterhood and Musashi for their actions last week, by putting each of them in something called an "Unfair Falls" match. In this type of match,the victim must gain multiple falls on their opponent,while the opposition can win with only 1 fall. This counts for submitions,DQ's,and count outs too. And the victims will be the Asian Sisterhood and Musashi,who will be going up against Reinas and Payne and Ruby respectively. The faces must beat the heels 3x. She then talks about MVW Championship Melee.And reminds everyone that the Entire Roster will get a chance to win the gold in that special. She then mentions that those men who fail to win championships,have a shot at the Battle Championship..kinda like a consolation prize. Finally,she takes potshots at the 'Higher Power'. The first match is a Tag Team match as The Unknown and Hakeem Abdul Jafar battle the Cousins of Hamas. CoH Manager dies commentary for this match. CoH win by pinning the Unknown. Heels run out of the arena before HAJ could retaliate. In the locker room,Musashi is approched by the Asian Sisterhood,who offer her membership into the asian sisterhood. Musashi declines,telling them that she doesn't know what to do with her Wrestling carrer at the moment. The Next match is the Absolutist[who,before the match,took a pot shot at commishiner tennoh] vs Madam Rosa [who did her fortunteller thing prior to the match]. The Absolutist wins by pinfall. The next contest pits the Asian Sisterhood against Reina Reyes and Maxine Payne of the Valkyries in an "Unfair Falls" tag match.the Valkyries win,via cheating. Though,the Sisterhood Did win 2 falls. After the match,Commishiner Tennoh comes out and taunts the Sisterhood,she then gives them an ultimatum,obey her or be destroyed and fired.The Sisterhood tell her to go suck it. Tennoh orders the Valkyries to destroy the Sisterhood and a beat down begins. Musashi rushes to the Sisterhoods aid,but she gets violently attacked by Ruby,who later pledges loyalty to Commishiner Tennoh. The next match picks up where the last one left off,Because of the beat down Musashi suffered,she is defeated by Ruby. Ruby and the Valkyries assault the former Valkyrie. Commishiner Tennoh joins in on the beating. The Absolutist runs in to make the save for Musashi. The next match is the Casket Match for the MVW Championship. The Death Angel defeats The Dark Avenger and takes his mask before stuffing him into the casket. A New MVW champ is crowned. In a backstage interview,Death Angel says he will be continuing his mission of Justice and will kill any who gets in his way. He then says he'll be going after Commishiner Tennoh next. The main event is for the WMVW championship,Champion Janette Joplin vs Challenger Lita Keno. Joplin defeats Keno and is assaulted by Ruby and the Valkyries after the match. Tennoh joins in too. The Absolutist comes out and makes the save for Joplin. The 2 beat back the Valkyries,Commishiner Tennoh,and Ruby. The Absolutist reminds Commishiner Tennoh that her time is up,because the 'Higher Power' will be appearing next week and will likely restore order. Tennoh is pissed.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 19: The show opens up with Commishiner Tennoh addressing last weeks main event and expresses no fear of the 'Higher Power'. She then insults the new MVW Champion,Death Angel and forces him to defend his title against Rufus in a 20 minute Ironman contest...most falls wins. She then issues the main event for tonight: The Valkyries and Ruby vs. The Absolutist,Musashi,and the Asian Sisterhood. The first match was Philly Madison challenging Reymundo Magnifico (with abe knight) fir the US Championship. The match ends in victory for Magnifico,when Valdez and Wuton interfere on his behalf. The trio assault Philly,but Ron Rude and Reno Nevada come to his aid. The 20 minute Ironman Match for the MVW Championship is next. The New Champion,Death Angel gets the win after a narrow victory of 2-1. In the locker room area,the MVW Ring Warriors are talking about Championship Melee and are excited. In the main event,The Absolutist,Musashi,and the Asian Sisterhood battle The 3 Valkyries and Ruby in a 8-Woman tag. Commishiner Tennoh stops the match(when the faces are winning) and tells the Ref that he's proven himself inefficient in this match. She then gives him the rest of the night off..or be fired on the spot,his choice. The ref quickly leaves and Commishiner Tennoh takes his place..and as expected,she leans toward the heels. The heels win. Commish. Tennoh gloats about her power and warns those who don't obey her,will be punished severely. Suddenly,Michele Kai (stefan's assistent) enters,surprising everyone. Kai has had enough of Tennoh's abuse of power and reveals herself to be the New interm COO of Modern Vintage Wrestling and Modern Vintage Studios. This shocks everyone and even pisses off Tennoh. Kai tells Tennoh that her tyranny ends now. Yes,Michele Kai Is indeed the 'Higher Power'.
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MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 10: Mr.Injustice,Neo-Doink,and MVW Champion Dark Avenger vs Death Angel in a 3-on-1 handycap match. Death Angel won by DQ. In-ring,MVW Commissioner Amara Tennoh talks about Joplin's firing and is glad that the WMVW championship is back where it belongs. Suddenly,Rufus comes out and interrupts. Tennoh may have fired him,but according to Rufus,a higher power rehired him. Tennoh calls him a liar and that No one is higher-up on the authority than her.Rufus promises that she'll meet them soon. He finishes up by adding that the "Higher Power" has granted him a rematch against the Avenger for the MVW title at the next Special Event,Ringwize. This pisses off Tennoh. Before her match,The Absolutist slams modern parenting and states that it's irresponsible for Parents to have Tablets and Television babysit their children (and that's absolute!). She battles Reina Reyas and loses via count out,when Maxine Payne knocks her out. Backstage interview with the New MVW Arm wrestling champion,Ruby. She is challenged by Raoul Valdez for the title. And so an 2-out of-3 fall arm wrestling match begins..with Ruby retaining. MVW US Championship Match: Champion Ron Rude battles Reymundo Magnifico(with abe knight).Reno Nevada is on commentary for this match. Reymundo wins thanks to Abe Knight's new men: Raoul Valdez and Vic Wuton. A brawl ensues between Abe's Knights and Reno and Rude. In a backstage interview,Amara Tennoh demands answers on who this "Higher Power"is and warns that this isn't over.It's also been revealed that Janette Joplin has been reinstated and will battle Lita Keno for the WMVW title at the next Special. This pisses off Tennoh. The Cousins of Hamas battle Tubman and Parks for the MVW Tag Team titles.Thanks to Hakeem Abdul Jafar,CoH lose the match. Sanger demands a rematch. WMVW US Championship Match, Champion Elena vs Challenger Maxine Payne(with the valkyries). WMVW "Champion" Lita Keno does color commentary for this match. The Match ends in a DQ in Payne's favor when the Absolutist comes out and assaults her. The Other Valkyries come to Payne's aid,but Janette Joplin rushes out to even the odds. The night ends with the Faces standing in the ring,triumphant.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 11: Promo for MVW's next special,Ringwize. The Cousins of Hamas (with maggie sanger)and MVW US Champion,Reymundo Magnifico (with abe knight) battle Hakeem Abdul Jafar and MVW Tag Champions Tubman and Parks. Thanks to interference,Hamas wins and goes on an anti-American,Anti-Jew tirade. MVW Commishiner Amara Tennoh talks about Ringwize,which she makes a match for the event...The Cousins of Hamas vs Tubman and Parks for Tag Titles. Next thing she talks about is the "Higher Power" and considers them nothing and if and when they show themselves,they will know who the True authority is. Philly Madison vs The Unknown. Philly Madison wins. During the match it was announced that Ruby had lost the Arm Wrestling championship to Barry Wallace. The Asian American Order vs Seifer and Euthanasia. The AaO wins. The Loss causes Seifer and Euthanasia to turn on each other. Madam Rosa vs WMVW Champion Lita Keno in a non-title contest. Madam Rosa predicts her win,but she is proven wrong and loses the match. Barry Wallace is challenged by his Tag Partner,Malcolm King for his newly won Arm Wrestling championship. Wallace wins the 2-out of-3 fall match. He's then challenged by Maxine Payne. Wallace wins again. Abe's Knight's (vic wuton and raoul valdez) battles Ron Rude and Reno Nevada. The match ends in a Double DQ. The Absolutist,WMVW US Champion,Elena (with wes east),and Janette Joplin vs The Valkyries (reina reyas,maxine payne,and musashi). Lita Keno is once again on Commentary for this match. Commishiner Tennoh is also at Ringside. The Valkyries win,when Lita Keno costs Joplin the match. Joplin and Keno have a huge brawl that leads into the locker room. Security breaks them up.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 12: Seifer vs Euthanasia in the opening bout. Euthanasia wins. MVW Champion,The Dark Avenger and his 2 buddies,Neo Doink and Mr.Injustice cut a promo about Rufus getting his rematch for the title,as well as Death Angel. Death Angel interrupts and wants to destroy the Avenger. Amara Tennoh appears and decides to give the Death Angel his title match tonight..as a 1 time only deal. Reina Reyas and Maxine Payne of The Valkyries vs The Absolutist and WMVW US Champion Elena. Wes East is on commentary for this match. Absolutist and Elena win. Amara Tennoh cuts an in-ring promo and decides to grant Janette Joplin her rematch at Ringwize,but she'll only get it If she defeats the other 3 Valkyries in 1-on-1 matches in the same event. Vic Wuton (with abe knight and raoul valdez) vs. Ron Rude (with reno nevada). The match ends in a double DQ. The Asian American Order (kojiro and tseng) comes out and cut an in ring promo,angry about constantly being ignored for a Tag Title shot. Amara Tennoh comes out and decides to grant them that request...but only After MVW Ringwize. The Asian Sisterhood (ami and yumi) vs Ruby and Madam Rosa (who predicts victory). The Sisterhood wins. MVW Championship Match: Champion,The Dark Avenger (with neo-doink and mr,injustice) vs The Death Angel. Death Angel becomes the new champion. Amara Tennoh comes out and reveals that she didn't like the way the match looked,so she decides to restart it. And to make things interesting,she decides to make it a 3-fall match in Dark Avenger's favor,meaning that Death Angel must beat Avenger 3-times,while the Avenger only has to win once. No DQ's or count out's either. The Match restarts and Death Angel gets 2 wins,but loses,when Neo-Doink and Mr, Injustice help the Avenger. After the match,the evil trio assault the Reaper. Rufus runs in and makes the save and the 2 faces beat back the heel trio.
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May 2015:
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 13: MVW Battle Championship 10 Man Battle Royal. Philly Madison wins. Amara Tennoh cuts an in ring promo verbally assaulting those who disrespect her authority. She also spits in the face of the "higher power". Janette Joplin interrupts and has heated words with the Commish. MVW Street Fight Championship match: Champion Wes East (with wmvw us champ,elena) vs Neo Doink (with mr.injustice). Injustice gets assaulted by Elena and Wes East wins. Rufus is interviewed backstage and talks about his Rematch for the title,his match tonight,and Commishiner Tennoh. Madam Rosa vs Asian Sisterhood's Miss Yumi (with miss ami). Madam Rosa predicts her win and thanks to some heel tactics (hitting yumi with her crystal ball) she does win. New MVW Arm Wrestling champion,Barry Wallace welcomes all challengers for his title. The Absolutist is the 1st challenger and is defeated. The next opponent is Johnny Arcade,who also loses. The final opponent is Maxine Payne,who defeats Wallace. Reina Reyas vs Elena for.WMVW US Championship. Amara Tennoh is on guest commentary. Elena retains her title. Rufus and the Death Angel vs Mr.Injustice and MVW Champion,Dark Avenger (with neo-doink). The heels lose,but they all gang up on Rufus and The Death Angel. Thankfully, MVW SF Champ,Wes East comes out to even the odds.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 14: Team 90's announces early retirement from wrestling to pursue other things.Reno Nevada and Ron Rude vs Valdez and Wuton (with abe knight). After winning,Rude and Nevada demand the #1 contender spot for the Tag Titles. Commishiner Amara Tennoh comes out and decideds that the 2 must prove their worth in Tag Team Turmoil next week. Hakeem Abdul Jafar makes an in ring promo talking about his upcoming match at ringwise for the MVW US Title. MVW US Champ Reymundo Magnifico and his Manager,Abe Knight come out and degrade HAJ.Both men trade jabs before a fight breaks out. Asian Sisterhood Member Miss Ami (with Yumi) vs Madam Rosa. Yumi hits Madam Rosa with her own Crystal Ball,which allows Ami to get the win. Maggie Sanger responds to Tag Team Turmoil and Team 90's retirement. The Absolutist vs. Reina Reyas. The Absolutist tries to talk Reyas out of being a "slave" to the evil Authority..it fails. The Absoluitist wins and warns Reyas that she's betraying her humanity and her race by kissing the ass of people like Commishiner Tennoh. Commishiner Tennoh responds to comments made by The Absolutist and calls it near-treason and promises retaliation. She then talks about the Main Event,which will be a 6-Man Falls Count Anywhere Match,as requested by Rufus. WMVW US Championship Match: Elena (champion) vs. Musashi. Elena wins by DQ,when the other Valkyries interfere. Janette Joplin comes to even the odds. Falls Count Anywhere Match: MWW SF Champion Wes East,Death Angel,and Rufus vs MVW Champ Dark Avenger,Neo Doink,and Mr.Injustice. Rufus' team wins. A Match has officially been added to Ringwize: The Death Angel vs Neo-Doink and Mr. Injustice in a Handycap match.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 15: Tag Team Turmoil to determine #1 Contender for Tag Titles. Participants: Ron Rude and Reno Nevada,The Cousins of Hamas,Abe's Knights,The Asian American Order,Neo-Doink and Mr.Injustice,and Team 90's(in their next to last match). The Cousin's of Hamas win. As MVW Commishiner Amara Tennoh is readying for an in ring promo,when she is confronted by The Absolutist,who berates her and calls her an out of control bully,who's soon gonna be put in her place (and that's absolute!). The Absolutist leaves. During her in-ring promo,The MVW Commish. just rips her critics apart and guarantees that those who are unworthy in her eyes Will not win at Ringwize next week. Maggie Sanger comes out and sucks up to the Commishiner. Sanger wants to get on Tennoh's good side,so that her team,the Cousins of Hamas,will be Tag Champions. Tennoh says she'll think about it. MVW Street Fight Championship Match: Champion,Wes East vs. Johnny Arcade. East retains WMVW US Championship Match: Elena (champ) vs Musashi (with the Valkyries). Amara Tennoh on commentary for this match.Elena wins,but is immediately assaulted by The other Valkyries. Janette Joplin comes to Elena's aid.
MVW Ringwize: Death Angel vs Mr. Injustice and Neo-Doink in a Handycap Match. Death Angel wins by Submission. Janette Joplin v. Reina Reyas. Joplin advances to her next match via DQ. Amara Tennoh is interviewed backstage and claims that tonight belongs to her and that Joplin got lucky. : Reymundo Magnifico (c/with abe knight) vs Hakeem Abdul Jafar for the MVW US Championship. Jafar wins via DQ,when Abe's Knights (valdez and wuton) interfere. HAJ beats them back though. Rufus is interviewed. Janette Joplin v. Maxine Payne is next. Commishiner Tennoh comes out and adds a stipulation to the match,a 2-out-of-3 falls match. Joplin wins with no losses,annoying Tennoh. The Absolutist is interviewed. She takes a swipe at Authority figures in Wrestling. Team 90's(chris grunge,mc mike) battles Abe's Knights (vic wuton,raoul valdez/w abe knight) in their Final Match,which they win. After their victory,Team 90's says some final words to the fans and the fans chant "Thank You,90's". Maggie Sanger and the Cousins of Hamas (mahmoud arafat,khalil al-fatah)are interviewed. Janette Joplin vs Musashi is next and,like before,Commishiner Tennoh adds a stipulation. This time it's a Falls Count Everywhere match. Joplin wins again and will face off against Lita Keno for the WMVW Championship later on in the Main Event.Team 90's is interviewed. More News of the "Higher Power". Cousins of Hamas (w/ maggie sanger) battle Tubman and Parks for the MVW Tag Team Championships. Tuibman and Parks retain,but Comm.Tennoh didn't like how the match ended and restarts the match. Tubman and Parks win again,but Tennoh hated how that match went,so she restarts it again. This time Cousins of Hamas win and become the new Tag Champions. Tennoh is pleased with the match and leaves it at that. Tubman and Parks are pissed. Janette Joplin is interviewed. Dark Avenger (c) vs Rufus for the MVW Championship. As always,the Avenger has Neo-Doink and Mr.Injustice in his corner. Neo-Doink and Injustice constantly interfere,this causes The Death Angel to come down to the ring and beat them both up. Rufus eventually wins the match and becomes the new MVW Champion. Comm. Tennoh comes out and DQ's Rufus,claiming that he had help from the Death Angel. Pissed off,Rufus verbally assaults the Commishiner and even threatens to destroy her. Tennoh fires Rufus for his insolence. MVW Chairman and Founder and CEO of Modern Vintage Studios Stefan Bullock's retirement from MVW is announced for next year. And now The Main Event: Lita Keno (c) v. Janette Joplin for the WMVW championship. Commishiner Tennoh comes out and makes this match No DQ. Janette Joplin overcomes the odds and becomes the WMVW Champion. Commishiner Tennoh tells Joplin that she hasn't won yet and that she has one more opponent left. That opponent is The Commishiner Herself. Amara Tennoh defeats an exhausted Joplin and celebrates in the ring with the 4 Valkyries,Maggie Sanger,and other Heels,who just wanna suck up to the Commishiner. Leta Keno is given back her title. Suddenly,from the audience isle,The Absolutist lays the verbal smackdown on The Commishiner and assures that the "Higher Power" will make her sorry.
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June 2015:
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 16: The show opened up with Commishiner Amara Tennoh talking about Ringwize and how she has made examples out of the likes of Rufus and Joplin. Tennoh decides to celebrate her dominance through out the night. She then is joined by The 4 Valkiryies,Maggie Sanger,and the New MVW Tag Champs,The Cousins of Hamas. Sanger and the Valkyries say a few words and praise Commishiner Tennoh. The Absolutist interrupts from the audience and continues her verbal assault on the Commish and even challenges her to a fight. Rufus then arrives and so does Janette Joplin. Both also join in a verbal assault against the commish. Tubman and Parks also come out and even threaten Tennoh. Commishiner Tennoh rejects the Absolutists challenge,but makes a massive mixed tag team match for the main event instead: Lita Keno,Musashi,The Cousins of Hamas,and The Dark Avenger vs Janette Joplin,The Absolutist,Tubman and Parks,and Rufus. Suddenly,they are all visited by Death Angel,who wants The Dark Avenger. Tennoh decides to do something better (according to her),he puts The Death Angel in a Carrer Match against Neo-Doink and Mr.Injustice,later in the show. Once everyone leaves,the 1st match begins. Hakeem Abdul Jafar battles MVW US champion Reymundo Magnifico in a non-title match.Jafar wins via DQ,when Abe's Knights interfere. The Black Gammaz come to Jafars aid. In the 2nd match,Philly Madison and Johnny Arcade square off,with Arcade winning cleanly via pinfall. The 3rd match was a WMVW Free For All,winner becomes #1 contender for Elena's US Championship. The Participants: Ruby,Reina Reyas,Ami,Yumi,Maxine Payne,and Madam Rosa. Ruby wins,but Commishiner Tennoh reverses the decision and gives the match to Musashi,enraging Ruby,while annoying Payne and Reyas. The Death Angel defeats both Mr.Injustice and Neo-Doink in a Carrer match. And in the Main Event,Joplin,Rufus,Tubman,Parks,and the Absolutist defeat The Valkyries,The Cousins of Hamas,and The Death Angel. Commishiner Tennoh orders the Mixed-Tag to restart,claiming that it played out wrong. The crowd claims "Bullshit". However,a mysterious female voice demands Tennoh to shut up and declares the match over with the Face team as the winners. It's the 'Higher Power'. Tennoh is infuriated. The crowd cheers.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 17: The show opens up with a review of the last moments of last weeks show, The first match is a title match for the MVW US Championship. Hakeem Abdul Jafar battles the US Champ,Reymundo Magnifico [with manager abe knight].The Cousins of Hamas run interference and cost Hakeem Abdul Jafar the match.Later in the show,the Tag Champs and HAJ engage in a brutal brawl. The main event has been announced for later tonight,thanks to the mysterious 'Higher Power'. The main event is Janette Joplin vs Lita Keno for the WMVW championship.Commishiner Tennoh is pissed. MVW takes a moment to remember Dusty Rhodes. The next match is for the WMVW US championship,as Musashi(challenger) takes on Elena (champion). Elena retains via pinfall,despite constant interference by the Valkyries. After the match,Lita Keno chastises Musashi for her loss and verbally abuses her,before kicking her out of the Valkyries. Musashi attacks Keno,but she is assaulted by Maxine Payne and Reina Reyes. The Asian Sisterhood quickly comes to Musashi's aid and forces the Valkyries to retreat. The Death Angel is stalking the halls,looking fkr MVW Champion,Dark Avenger. The next MVW special is announced: MVW Championship Melee,where every title will beon the line in multi-man matches and that everyone in MVW will get a shot. The next match is a tag match Ron Rude and Reno Nevada battle The Asian American Order. The match ends in a double DQ,when both teams go overboard. Death Angel inturupts a backstage interview with Comminshiner Tennoh,demanding a match with Dark Avenger. Tennoh tells the Reaper to suck it. Death Angel walks away,promising to get his enemy by any means. The next match is for the MVW Street Fight championship,Champion Wes East takes on Euthanasia. WMVW US champion Elena,east's companion,is on commentary during this match. Wes East retains,but the fight between the competitors continues after the match. In The main event,Janette Joplin takes on WMVW Champion,Lita Keno for the title. Constant interference by the Valkyries and Commishiner Tennoh causes Musashi and the Asian Sisterhood to come out and even the odds. Janette Joplin wins the match and the Championship,thanks to Musashi. The Voice of Mysterious 'Higher Power' tells everyone that the match is officially over and there will be no re-dos. Tennoh is pissed,while Joplin is in the ring celebrating her win. The Mysterious 'Higher Power' chimes back in to remind the audience that next weeks main event will be a Casket Match for the MVW Championship: The Death Angel vs The Dark Avenger. This pissess off Tennoh even more and she demands to know who the 'Higher Power' is?
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 18: Commishiner Tennoh opens the show and talks about last weeks match between Janette Joplin and grants Lita Keno a Rematch for the main event tonight.she then decides to move the Casket Match earlier in the card. Tennoh decides to punish The Asian Sisterhood and Musashi for their actions last week, by putting each of them in something called an "Unfair Falls" match. In this type of match,the victim must gain multiple falls on their opponent,while the opposition can win with only 1 fall. This counts for submitions,DQ's,and count outs too. And the victims will be the Asian Sisterhood and Musashi,who will be going up against Reinas and Payne and Ruby respectively. The faces must beat the heels 3x. She then talks about MVW Championship Melee.And reminds everyone that the Entire Roster will get a chance to win the gold in that special. She then mentions that those men who fail to win championships,have a shot at the Battle Championship..kinda like a consolation prize. Finally,she takes potshots at the 'Higher Power'. The first match is a Tag Team match as The Unknown and Hakeem Abdul Jafar battle the Cousins of Hamas. CoH Manager dies commentary for this match. CoH win by pinning the Unknown. Heels run out of the arena before HAJ could retaliate. In the locker room,Musashi is approched by the Asian Sisterhood,who offer her membership into the asian sisterhood. Musashi declines,telling them that she doesn't know what to do with her Wrestling carrer at the moment. The Next match is the Absolutist[who,before the match,took a pot shot at commishiner tennoh] vs Madam Rosa [who did her fortunteller thing prior to the match]. The Absolutist wins by pinfall. The next contest pits the Asian Sisterhood against Reina Reyes and Maxine Payne of the Valkyries in an "Unfair Falls" tag match.the Valkyries win,via cheating. Though,the Sisterhood Did win 2 falls. After the match,Commishiner Tennoh comes out and taunts the Sisterhood,she then gives them an ultimatum,obey her or be destroyed and fired.The Sisterhood tell her to go suck it. Tennoh orders the Valkyries to destroy the Sisterhood and a beat down begins. Musashi rushes to the Sisterhoods aid,but she gets violently attacked by Ruby,who later pledges loyalty to Commishiner Tennoh. The next match picks up where the last one left off,Because of the beat down Musashi suffered,she is defeated by Ruby. Ruby and the Valkyries assault the former Valkyrie. Commishiner Tennoh joins in on the beating. The Absolutist runs in to make the save for Musashi. The next match is the Casket Match for the MVW Championship. The Death Angel defeats The Dark Avenger and takes his mask before stuffing him into the casket. A New MVW champ is crowned. In a backstage interview,Death Angel says he will be continuing his mission of Justice and will kill any who gets in his way. He then says he'll be going after Commishiner Tennoh next. The main event is for the WMVW championship,Champion Janette Joplin vs Challenger Lita Keno. Joplin defeats Keno and is assaulted by Ruby and the Valkyries after the match. Tennoh joins in too. The Absolutist comes out and makes the save for Joplin. The 2 beat back the Valkyries,Commishiner Tennoh,and Ruby. The Absolutist reminds Commishiner Tennoh that her time is up,because the 'Higher Power' will be appearing next week and will likely restore order. Tennoh is pissed.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 19: The show opens up with Commishiner Tennoh addressing last weeks main event and expresses no fear of the 'Higher Power'. She then insults the new MVW Champion,Death Angel and forces him to defend his title against Rufus in a 20 minute Ironman contest...most falls wins. She then issues the main event for tonight: The Valkyries and Ruby vs. The Absolutist,Musashi,and the Asian Sisterhood. The first match was Philly Madison challenging Reymundo Magnifico (with abe knight) fir the US Championship. The match ends in victory for Magnifico,when Valdez and Wuton interfere on his behalf. The trio assault Philly,but Ron Rude and Reno Nevada come to his aid. The 20 minute Ironman Match for the MVW Championship is next. The New Champion,Death Angel gets the win after a narrow victory of 2-1. In the locker room area,the MVW Ring Warriors are talking about Championship Melee and are excited. In the main event,The Absolutist,Musashi,and the Asian Sisterhood battle The 3 Valkyries and Ruby in a 8-Woman tag. Commishiner Tennoh stops the match(when the faces are winning) and tells the Ref that he's proven himself inefficient in this match. She then gives him the rest of the night off..or be fired on the spot,his choice. The ref quickly leaves and Commishiner Tennoh takes his place..and as expected,she leans toward the heels. The heels win. Commish. Tennoh gloats about her power and warns those who don't obey her,will be punished severely. Suddenly,Michele Kai (stefan's assistent) enters,surprising everyone. Kai has had enough of Tennoh's abuse of power and reveals herself to be the New interm COO of Modern Vintage Wrestling and Modern Vintage Studios. This shocks everyone and even pisses off Tennoh. Kai tells Tennoh that her tyranny ends now. Yes,Michele Kai Is indeed the 'Higher Power'.
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Continued in July
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
MVW 2015 Recap Part 1
January 2015:
No Show The 1st Week.
MVW TV Season 2,Episode 44: A semi-full recap of MVW in 2014. Promos for The Absolutist air at the end of the show,with her.final words being: "And That's Absolute!" (her catch phrase).
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 1: MVW TV becomes MVW Retro Reality TV. The Absolutist makes another promo. MVW Champ;Rufus opens the show and talks about the new season of MVW.he then talks about Ultimate Battle 20 next month and how his title will be the grand prize to any who win that Battle Royal/Gauntlet match. He can't wait. Wes East battles Rudos Technicos (who's in heel mode). This fast-paced hardcore match ends in a double count out as the 2 psychotic rivals battle in the stands. Comm. Amara Tenno cuts a promo advertising Ultimate Battle 20 and adds an 8 woman rumble for the WMVW Championship ..just to prove that Lita Keno is superior to all women wrestlers. and the other 7 participants will be: Janette Joplin,Madam Rosa,Miss Ami,Miss Yumi,Ruby,Elena,and The Yellow Mercenary. She also announces that the tag titles will be on the line in a Triple Threat Match.The Champs,The Black Gammaz will face Tubman & Parks and Reno Nevada and Ron Rude(the street fight and us champs respectively). Before their match with Wuton and Valdez,The Asian American Order cut a promo to talk about their plans for 2015 and are upset that they weren't invited to the Tag Team Championship match at UB20. The AAO win their match. Wuton and Valdez experience team issues. Ami and Yumi battle Musashi and Lita Keno (w/amara tenno and the Valkyries). Ami/Yumi try to get Musashi to join out of Asian Woman unity. Musashi refuses. Ami and Yumi refuse to fight Musashi (one of their own) and walk out of the match. The Valkyries win by count-out. An 8-man battle royal for The MVW Battle Championship. Johnny Arcade wins. The show closes with the Dark Avenger cutting a promo,promising a newer,darker Avenger next week.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 2:Team 90's opens the show they talk about the new Season of Club 90's,being participants in Ultimate Battle 20,and becoming Champions again. They are interrupted by Maggie Sanger,who mocks their nostalgia and tells them that she has a big surprise for them in a few weeks. Abe Knight's Knights of Conquest (seifer,the unknown,and euthanasia) battle Arachnid,Hakeem Abdul Jafar,and Reymundo Maginifico in 6-man tag team action. KoC lose. The Asian American Order is backstage fooling around in the women's lockerroom. Ami and Yumi strike them with ball bats and force them out. Mr.Injustice battles and defeats Wes East..with a lot of help from Rudos Technicos. East and Technicos brawl until security breaks them up. Later in the night,it is announced by MVW Commishiner Amara Tenno that East and Technicos will meet in a No-DQ match at Ultimate Battle 20. The Mysterious and Controversial Absolutist makes another promo and says that the MVW Faithful will be seeing them soon. Elena battles and beats Musashi in a non-title match. Elena is ready to win at UB20. Reno Nevada puts his Street Fight championship on the line against the (now heel) Dark Avenger,who's debuting a new "satanic-esque" gimmick. MVW US champion,Ron Rude is on Color Commentary for this match. Dark Avenger,despite being more aggressive and evil,fails to capture the MVW Street Fight Championship.
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February 2015:
MVW Ultimate Battle 20: Wes East battled and defeated Rudos Technicos in a No DQ opening bout. Promo's with The Asian American Order. Dark Avenger and Mr.Injustice defeat Team 90's in Tag Team action. The Mysterious Absolutist makes another Promo. Participants of the Ultimate Battle are interviewed. The Asian American Order battle Ami and Yumi (now known as the asian sisterhood) in a 3-out of-5 arm wrestling contest. The ladies win and escape the ring before they are attacked. The Black Gammaz battled and defeated Tubman & Parks and Reno Nevada and Ron Rude in the Triple Threat Match for the MVW Tag Championship. The Asian Sisterhood are interviewed. Janette Joplin wins the 8-Woman brawl for the WMVW championship. Lita Keno is pissed. Maggie Sanger is interviewed,and when asked about her surprise for Team 90's? Sanger tells everyone that they'll see next week. UB20 Rules go like this. Post match,the 20 participants drew random numbers.the match will start with the participants who drew numbers 1 and 2. whoever gets eliminated 3 times will be out of the match and replaced with another participant,the one who drew the next number. this proses continues,until there is only 2 participants remaining. The last surviving participant wins. To be eliminated,one must be thrown over the top rope and onto the floor. On the eliminated participants 1st and 2nd tries, they'll have 15 seconds to make it back to the ring. Should they fail,they will be fully eliminated from the match. The Dark Avenger wins the MVW title in the UB20 Gauntlet.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 3: In the opening bout, Mr.Injustice battles and beats Raoul Valdez. at the end iof the match,The New MVW Champion,The Dark Avenger comes out and makes Mr.Injustice his disciple. Amara Tennoh comes out to the ring and talks about last weeks special: Ultimate Battle 20. Amara Tennoh then calls out both Janette Joplin and Lita Keno(with the valkiries). She then strips Joplin of the WMVW Championship and gives it back to Lita Keno. Why? because Keno is a more deserving champion. Joplin is defiant, but the belt is taken from her by force and The Valkiries deliver a beat down to Joplin. The Mysterious and Controversial Absolutist makes another promo. Vic Wuton battles and beats The Unknown(much to abe knight's disgust). Maggie Sanger gives a small in-ring promo,talking about her surprise for Team 90's. She calls them to the ring and unleashes her surprise....Her New Acquisitions: Mahmoud Arafat and Khalil Al-fatah,The Cousins of Hamas. 2 Masked Arab wrestlers with green headbands and black costumes storm down to the ring and beat on Team 90's. The Knight's of Conquest,Seifer and Euthanasia battle Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico..and lose.Pissed off at the loss,Abe Knight fires his men on the spot. Elena cuts a promo talking about her loss at UB20. She challenges Musashi for the WMVW US Championship. Musashi accepts the challenge and defeats Elena with the help of the other Valkyries. After the Match,Elena goes crazy and starts a wave of destruction. Rufus cuts an in-ring promo talking about his loss at UB20. He wants a rematch at next month's special[which has yet to be announced]. The Champion,Dark Avenger decides to reject the challenge,because Satan finds Rufus an unworthy opponent for him. Commishiner Amara Tennoh comes out and agrees with The Avenger. Though She considers Rufus unworthy because he's been a failure of a champ (according to her). Rufus promises isn't through yet and Will get that shot. The Battle Championship is on the line in a 6-man battle royal. Johnny Arcade wins it.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 4: In the opening bout,Tubman and Parks defeat Reymundo Magnifico and Hakeem Abdul Jafar. The Asian American Order cuit an-in ring promo and challenge the Tag Champs at the next MVW Special. Team 90's fight and lose to the Cousins of Hamas. In the locker room,The Asian Sisterhood try to convince Musashi to join them. Musashi refuses and tells them that she's a loyal Valkyrie. Amara Tenno warns the Sisterhood that if they ever harass Musashi again....she'll have them both suspended for proselytizing. match 3. Abe Knight cuts an in-ring promo talking about his former team. he then goes into an anti-white tirade and how he's gonna prove to the world that non-whites are superior.Power To The Minorities. Rudos Technicos (in his face mode) battles and beats The Unknown. Reno Nevada puts his Street Fight championship on the line against Wes East. MVW US champion,Ron Rude is on Color Commentary for this match.Elena comes out of nowhere and helps Wes East win the title. The 2 then form a bond and become partners. The Absolutist makes another Promo telling everyone that they'll be seeing them next week.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 5: Tubman and Parks battle The Cousins of Hamas (Mahmoud Arafat and Khalil Al-fatah) in the opening bout.After winning the match,CoH call for the death of the Jews and America. MVW Champion Dark Avenger makes an in ring promo talking about his recent change and how he's embraced it. He then reveals that he never did regret bulling and admits he really enjoyed it. The Mysterious Absolutist make their debut and to everyones shock...It's a Woman! she sits in the corner of the ring (ala Raven) and starts talking about reality shows and how stupid they are. She then completes her speech by saying her catchphrase: "And That's Absolute". Her opponent is the Yellow Mercenary,which she makes quick work of. Backstage,Abe Knight tries to recruit Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico using his new "minority supremacy" rhetoric. He succeeds.Janette Joplin fights and beats Madam Rosa. After the match,Joplin addresses Commishiner Amara Tennoh and rants about Tennoh stripping her of the WMVW title. Joplin demands a rematch,or there will be problems. Commishiner Amara Tennoh addresses the audience in-ring. She is interrupted by Rufus,who has a problem with her and the fact that she refused him a rematch.The 2 have a heated confrontation,when Tennoh still refuses him a match. The Black Gammaz battle Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico (now with abe knight). The Gammaz win. Reno Nevada get his Street Fight championship rematch against New Champion Wes East (who's now accompanied by Elena). MVW US champion,Ron Rude is on Color Commentary for this match. Elena(who's now sporting a new look to match East's) interferes often. East wins,thanks to Elena. Bury Man makes a creepy promo in a very dark place,calling out the Dark Avenger and warns that The Death Angel is coming.
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March 2015:
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 6: Team 90's open up the show and battle against the Cousins of Hamas (with sanger). CoH wins and attack America and The Jews verbally after the match. MVW Commishiner Amara Tennoh makes an in-ring promo verbally trashing her critics and announcing the Next MVW Special: MVW Arm Wrestlemania,an inter-gender arm wrestling tournament,the winner will be declared the MVW Arm-Wrestling champion.Rufus confronts The Commish,followed by Janette Joplin. Both demand their title shots and even threaten her. Tennoh decides to test their worth in Handycap Matches. Next week,Janette Joplin vs All 4 of the Valkyries and Rufus vs Dark Avenger and Mr.Injustice. Should they lose,they won't get their rematches.Tubman and Parks battle Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico (with abe knight). Tubman and Parks win. Backstage,The Asian American Order is hunting down the Asian Sisterhood,seeking revenge,they get blind-sided by the Sisterhood,who beat the men with ball bats.Before her match,The Absolutist sits in the corner of the ring and cuts her mini-promo/rant and ends with her catchphrase. This time The Absolutist talks about and chastises the 50+ democrats who walked out on the Israeli PM's speech,calling them a bunch of "Goddamn babies". She also promises to talk about the GOP another day. The Absolutist defeats her opponent,Ruby.Backstage,various MVW and WMVW Wrestlers comment on Arm Wrestlemania. Mr.Injustice (with the dark avenger) battles and defeats The Unknown. Musashi (with the Valkyries) puts her WMVW US championship on the line against Elena (with wes east). Elena wins the match and the title thanks to Wes East's help. The Valkyries and Tennoh are pissed. Bury Man makes another creepy promo in the same very dark place as last week,calling out the Dark Avenger once again and warns that The Death Angel will be appearing soon...And when he does,No Bastard will be safe.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 7: In the opening match,Janette Joplin took on All 4 Valkyries(lita keno,musashi,maxine payne,and reina reyas w/ commissioner amara tennoh) in a handycap match for the right to face Lita Keno for the WMVW title. Joplin wins,but Tennoh decides to restart the match and make it an 4-on-1 Elimination match. Joplin eliminates Reyas and then Payne,but gets beat by Leta Keno herself. A backstage interview with Rufus,who talks about his handycap match tonight for the right to face The Dark Avenger for the MVW title. Before her match,The Absolutist sits in the corner of the ring and cuts her mini-promo/rant and ends with her catchphrase. This time The Absolutist talks about The "Give Diva's A Chance" Movement and chastises Vince McMahon for always devaluing,demeaning,and degrading it's female talent. A thing McMahon has been doing since the Late 80's. The Absolutist defeats her opponent,Madam Rosa.The Asian American Order raids the women's locker room and vandalizes the Asian Sisterhood's stuff. The Asian Sisterhood (ami and yumi) vs Ruby and the Yellow Mercenary. The Sisterhood wins. A Promo for ArmWrestlemania is shown. The Asian Sisterhood find their stuff ruined and know who is responsible. Commissioner Tennoh comes in and blames them for invoking the wrath of the Asian American Order.This pisses the Sisterhood off. However,Tennoh decides to let them have a shot at revenge, A Team Arm Wrestling match for Arm Wrestlemania,loser must give their weekly paychecks to the Winners.The Sisterhood agrees. The Cousins of Hamas battle and defeat Team 90's. After the match,the CoH and Maggie Sanger blast America and Israel. Rufus battles WWE Champion Dark Avenger and his Disciple,the Adult Bully Mr. Injustice in a 2-on-1 handycap match. Near the end of the match,as the Avenger is winning,The Death Angel (a white robed grim reaper) appears,takes out Mr.Injustice,and disappears. Rufus gets the win on a distracted Avenger. After the match,Commishiner Amara Tennoh comes out and declares that Rufus didn't win the match fairly,so he doesn't get his title shot. Rufus is pissed and threatens the Commishiner. Tennoh decides to suspend Rufus for that.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 8: Update on Rufus' suspension.Euthanasia and Seifer vs Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico (with abe knight). Euthanasia and Seifer win. In ring,Commissioner Tennoh addresses Rufus' suspension and explains why she's been acting so evil for the last couple of months. Simple answer: the Power has corrupted her..and She Loves It!. After insulting Janette Joplin,she addresses Musashi's loss to Elena a few weeks ago and issues a WMVW US title rematch for tonight's main event. The Absolutist battles Reina Reyas and wins. For her "rant" this week,she takes a huge swipe at Feminists and the retarded things they do. In a Backstage interview,The Asian Sisterhood talk about their match at Arm Wrestlemania. Another Promo for Arm Wrestlemania. Mr.Injustice (with dark avenger) vs The Death Angel (formerly known as buryman). The Death Angel defeats Injustice and after the match,sets his sights on The Dark Avenger,who cowers away from him. The Reaper is then assaulted by Neo Doink. Death Angel fights back and the evil clown(with the avenger and mr.injustice) retreat. The AAO talk about their match at Arm Wrestlemania and are not happy to put their weekly paychecks on the line. The Cousins of Hamas(with maggie sanger) take on and defeat Mercenary Force. Hakeem Abdul Jafar interrupts the teams after match anti-american/anti-jew tirade and blasts them (and people like them) for giving Muslims a shitty name and he's sick and damn tired of it. He also doesn't appreciate the American bashing and openly admits to being a proud American. Sanger and Jafar have a heated back and forth. Jafar challenges The CoH to a match next week. Both Mahmoud Arafat and Khalil Al-fatah agree,as does Maggie Sanger. A 2nd MVW show is announced and more details will be revealed in the coming weeks. Musashi (with Com. Tennoh and the other 3 Valkyries) battles Elena (with street fight champion,wes east) for the WMVW US Championship. During the match,Janette Joplin comes from out of nowhere and brawls with the Valkyries,steals Lita Keno's WMVW Championship,and making a swift and daring exit. This pisses off The Valkyries. Elena beats Musashi and retains the WMVW US Championship. Amara Tennoh is pissed of and warns Joplin that if she doesn't return the WMVW championship to Lita Keno right now,she'll face fines and suspension. We then take you to Janette Joplin who's outside near her car. Joplin tells Tennoh that she'll give back the title once she's given her rematch. Joplin gets into her car and drives off with the title.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 9: Philly Madison is defeated by Reymundo Magnifico,thanks in part to Abe Knight. The 4 Valkyries and Com. Amara Tennoh cut an in ring promo/rant on Janette Joplin.Keno warns Joplin that if she doesn't return the WMVW championship to her by the end of the night,the 4 Valkyries will hunt her down and beat her to death. Tennoh also adds that after the beating is done,she'll fire Joplin on the spot.Before her match with Ruby,The Absolutist delivers another one of her promo's/mini-rants. This time taking a huge swipe at pop stars (like nick jonas) and their mindless followers. she ends it in the usual way with her catchphrase "and That's Absolute!". Ruby is defeated. Tubman and Parks interrupt an interview with the MVW Tag Team Champions,The Black Gammaz. Tubman and Parks challenge the Gammaz for the titles at Arm Wrestlemania. The Gammaz accept the challenge. The Death Angel battles Neo Doink and wins by DQ,when The Dark Avenger and Mr.Injustice interfere. The 3 heels escape,when The Death Angel fights them back. Another Arm Wrestlemania promo and the Tag Championship match between the Gammaz and Tubman and Parks is made official. In ring,Maggie Sanger and her Cousins of Hamas team bash America and the Jews some more and after they do that,they demand a shot at the winners of the upcoming Tag Team championship.They then address Hakeem Abdul Jafar and warn him that he will be extremely sorry if he screws with The Cousins of Hamas. 10 man Battle Royal for the MVW Battle Championship.The Unknown wins the battle royal and the championship. Musashi (with the comish and the Valkyries) battles WMVW US Champ Elena(with wes east) for the WMVW US championship. Wes East does commentary. Elena wins by DQ,when the Valkyries interfere. However,Commishiner Tennoh demands the match restart as a No DQ match..and so it does. Elena wins using her extreme moves. Just as Tennoh was about to have the match start again. Janette Joplin comes out (with the wmvw title) and smack talks Tennoh and the Valkyries. Keno and Tennoh threaten Joplin. Joplin tells her foes thast the belt will be Keno's once again,but Only after she gets her rematch. Tennoh tells Joplin that she has a choice: Return the belt willingly or be forced to give it back after her firing. Joplin tells Tennoh to just give her the rematch and this will all be over. Tennoh tells Joplin to go screw herself and that she's not worthy to be Champion. With those words,Joplin,nonchalantly,walks out of the arena with the belt in tow. The Valkyries go after her and a huge fight breaks out.
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April 2015:
MVW Special: Arm Wrestlemania: The Multi-Gender,3-out of-5 falls,Arm Wrestling Tournament..winner gets the MVW Arm Wrestling Championship,which must be defended Anytime,Anywhere during work hours. Challengers can be anyone. The tournament has 16 participants (matches in the 1st round are all picked at random). Match 1 of the 1st Round is Abe Knight vs Maggie Sanger. The 2 swap barbs at each other before the match. Abe Knight wins. Round 1,Match 2 has Raoul Valdez clash with Reina Reyas of the 4 Valkyries.Reyas wins. In Match 3 of Round 1,it's Maxine Payne vs Vic Wuton. Payne wins. The Absolutist takes on Mr.Injustice in the 4th match of the 1st Round. Before the match,Absolutist bashes Modern Feminists again,because she enjoyed doing it the last time. Mr.Injustice wins. The 5th Match of Round 1 was the battle of the nutjobs: WMVW US Champion Elena vs MVW Street Fight Champ Wes East. Wes East Wins. Ruby triumphed over Arachnid in the 6th match,Philly Madison defeated Musashi during the 7th.And in the 8th,WMVW Champion Lita Keno defeated MVW Champion Dark avenger when Death Angel caused a distraction. In an in ring interview,Janette Joplin (with the wmvw championship belt) is confronted by Commishiner Amara Tennoh,who demands the belt back or risk being fired. When Joplin refuses and insults The Commish. Tennoh summons security,who draw their guns at Joplin. Tennoh warns that they will shoot,unless Joplin drops the belt. Joplin drops the title to Tennoh's feet. Tennoh fires Joplin on the spot. Joplin assaults Tennoh and gets carried out by security. Round 2 begins with Abe Knight vs Reina Reyas. Knight tries to get Reyas to join him in his crusade against the "White Powers". Reynas declines by telling the Manager to "Suck It" in Spanish. Reynas wins. Next is Maxine Payne vs Mr.Injustice. Injustice wins..but barely. Match 3 of the 2nd Round has Ruby battle and defeat Wes East. In the 4th Match of Round,Philly Madison barely defeats Lita Keno. The Announcement of a 2nd MVW show,MVW Crash. Next up,the Paychecks v Paychecks Team Arm Wrestling Match. Ami and Yumi of The Asian Sisterhood vs Kojiro and Tseng of The Asian American Order. The Team with the most wins gets the losers Weekly Paycheck for that week. The Asian Sisterhood win. In the 3rd Round Reyna Reyas battles Mr.Injustice and wins. Then Philly Madison takes on Ruby and loses. The next match is The Black Gammaz vs Tubman and Parks for the Tag Titles. Tubman and Parks win. The 2 teams shake hands after the match. In the Finals,Reyna Reyas battles Ruby for the Arm Wrestle Championship. Ruby ends up winning and a new Champion is crowned..
No Show The 1st Week.
MVW TV Season 2,Episode 44: A semi-full recap of MVW in 2014. Promos for The Absolutist air at the end of the show,with her.final words being: "And That's Absolute!" (her catch phrase).
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 1: MVW TV becomes MVW Retro Reality TV. The Absolutist makes another promo. MVW Champ;Rufus opens the show and talks about the new season of MVW.he then talks about Ultimate Battle 20 next month and how his title will be the grand prize to any who win that Battle Royal/Gauntlet match. He can't wait. Wes East battles Rudos Technicos (who's in heel mode). This fast-paced hardcore match ends in a double count out as the 2 psychotic rivals battle in the stands. Comm. Amara Tenno cuts a promo advertising Ultimate Battle 20 and adds an 8 woman rumble for the WMVW Championship ..just to prove that Lita Keno is superior to all women wrestlers. and the other 7 participants will be: Janette Joplin,Madam Rosa,Miss Ami,Miss Yumi,Ruby,Elena,and The Yellow Mercenary. She also announces that the tag titles will be on the line in a Triple Threat Match.The Champs,The Black Gammaz will face Tubman & Parks and Reno Nevada and Ron Rude(the street fight and us champs respectively). Before their match with Wuton and Valdez,The Asian American Order cut a promo to talk about their plans for 2015 and are upset that they weren't invited to the Tag Team Championship match at UB20. The AAO win their match. Wuton and Valdez experience team issues. Ami and Yumi battle Musashi and Lita Keno (w/amara tenno and the Valkyries). Ami/Yumi try to get Musashi to join out of Asian Woman unity. Musashi refuses. Ami and Yumi refuse to fight Musashi (one of their own) and walk out of the match. The Valkyries win by count-out. An 8-man battle royal for The MVW Battle Championship. Johnny Arcade wins. The show closes with the Dark Avenger cutting a promo,promising a newer,darker Avenger next week.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 2:Team 90's opens the show they talk about the new Season of Club 90's,being participants in Ultimate Battle 20,and becoming Champions again. They are interrupted by Maggie Sanger,who mocks their nostalgia and tells them that she has a big surprise for them in a few weeks. Abe Knight's Knights of Conquest (seifer,the unknown,and euthanasia) battle Arachnid,Hakeem Abdul Jafar,and Reymundo Maginifico in 6-man tag team action. KoC lose. The Asian American Order is backstage fooling around in the women's lockerroom. Ami and Yumi strike them with ball bats and force them out. Mr.Injustice battles and defeats Wes East..with a lot of help from Rudos Technicos. East and Technicos brawl until security breaks them up. Later in the night,it is announced by MVW Commishiner Amara Tenno that East and Technicos will meet in a No-DQ match at Ultimate Battle 20. The Mysterious and Controversial Absolutist makes another promo and says that the MVW Faithful will be seeing them soon. Elena battles and beats Musashi in a non-title match. Elena is ready to win at UB20. Reno Nevada puts his Street Fight championship on the line against the (now heel) Dark Avenger,who's debuting a new "satanic-esque" gimmick. MVW US champion,Ron Rude is on Color Commentary for this match. Dark Avenger,despite being more aggressive and evil,fails to capture the MVW Street Fight Championship.
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February 2015:
MVW Ultimate Battle 20: Wes East battled and defeated Rudos Technicos in a No DQ opening bout. Promo's with The Asian American Order. Dark Avenger and Mr.Injustice defeat Team 90's in Tag Team action. The Mysterious Absolutist makes another Promo. Participants of the Ultimate Battle are interviewed. The Asian American Order battle Ami and Yumi (now known as the asian sisterhood) in a 3-out of-5 arm wrestling contest. The ladies win and escape the ring before they are attacked. The Black Gammaz battled and defeated Tubman & Parks and Reno Nevada and Ron Rude in the Triple Threat Match for the MVW Tag Championship. The Asian Sisterhood are interviewed. Janette Joplin wins the 8-Woman brawl for the WMVW championship. Lita Keno is pissed. Maggie Sanger is interviewed,and when asked about her surprise for Team 90's? Sanger tells everyone that they'll see next week. UB20 Rules go like this. Post match,the 20 participants drew random numbers.the match will start with the participants who drew numbers 1 and 2. whoever gets eliminated 3 times will be out of the match and replaced with another participant,the one who drew the next number. this proses continues,until there is only 2 participants remaining. The last surviving participant wins. To be eliminated,one must be thrown over the top rope and onto the floor. On the eliminated participants 1st and 2nd tries, they'll have 15 seconds to make it back to the ring. Should they fail,they will be fully eliminated from the match. The Dark Avenger wins the MVW title in the UB20 Gauntlet.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 3: In the opening bout, Mr.Injustice battles and beats Raoul Valdez. at the end iof the match,The New MVW Champion,The Dark Avenger comes out and makes Mr.Injustice his disciple. Amara Tennoh comes out to the ring and talks about last weeks special: Ultimate Battle 20. Amara Tennoh then calls out both Janette Joplin and Lita Keno(with the valkiries). She then strips Joplin of the WMVW Championship and gives it back to Lita Keno. Why? because Keno is a more deserving champion. Joplin is defiant, but the belt is taken from her by force and The Valkiries deliver a beat down to Joplin. The Mysterious and Controversial Absolutist makes another promo. Vic Wuton battles and beats The Unknown(much to abe knight's disgust). Maggie Sanger gives a small in-ring promo,talking about her surprise for Team 90's. She calls them to the ring and unleashes her surprise....Her New Acquisitions: Mahmoud Arafat and Khalil Al-fatah,The Cousins of Hamas. 2 Masked Arab wrestlers with green headbands and black costumes storm down to the ring and beat on Team 90's. The Knight's of Conquest,Seifer and Euthanasia battle Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico..and lose.Pissed off at the loss,Abe Knight fires his men on the spot. Elena cuts a promo talking about her loss at UB20. She challenges Musashi for the WMVW US Championship. Musashi accepts the challenge and defeats Elena with the help of the other Valkyries. After the Match,Elena goes crazy and starts a wave of destruction. Rufus cuts an in-ring promo talking about his loss at UB20. He wants a rematch at next month's special[which has yet to be announced]. The Champion,Dark Avenger decides to reject the challenge,because Satan finds Rufus an unworthy opponent for him. Commishiner Amara Tennoh comes out and agrees with The Avenger. Though She considers Rufus unworthy because he's been a failure of a champ (according to her). Rufus promises isn't through yet and Will get that shot. The Battle Championship is on the line in a 6-man battle royal. Johnny Arcade wins it.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 4: In the opening bout,Tubman and Parks defeat Reymundo Magnifico and Hakeem Abdul Jafar. The Asian American Order cuit an-in ring promo and challenge the Tag Champs at the next MVW Special. Team 90's fight and lose to the Cousins of Hamas. In the locker room,The Asian Sisterhood try to convince Musashi to join them. Musashi refuses and tells them that she's a loyal Valkyrie. Amara Tenno warns the Sisterhood that if they ever harass Musashi again....she'll have them both suspended for proselytizing. match 3. Abe Knight cuts an in-ring promo talking about his former team. he then goes into an anti-white tirade and how he's gonna prove to the world that non-whites are superior.Power To The Minorities. Rudos Technicos (in his face mode) battles and beats The Unknown. Reno Nevada puts his Street Fight championship on the line against Wes East. MVW US champion,Ron Rude is on Color Commentary for this match.Elena comes out of nowhere and helps Wes East win the title. The 2 then form a bond and become partners. The Absolutist makes another Promo telling everyone that they'll be seeing them next week.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 5: Tubman and Parks battle The Cousins of Hamas (Mahmoud Arafat and Khalil Al-fatah) in the opening bout.After winning the match,CoH call for the death of the Jews and America. MVW Champion Dark Avenger makes an in ring promo talking about his recent change and how he's embraced it. He then reveals that he never did regret bulling and admits he really enjoyed it. The Mysterious Absolutist make their debut and to everyones shock...It's a Woman! she sits in the corner of the ring (ala Raven) and starts talking about reality shows and how stupid they are. She then completes her speech by saying her catchphrase: "And That's Absolute". Her opponent is the Yellow Mercenary,which she makes quick work of. Backstage,Abe Knight tries to recruit Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico using his new "minority supremacy" rhetoric. He succeeds.Janette Joplin fights and beats Madam Rosa. After the match,Joplin addresses Commishiner Amara Tennoh and rants about Tennoh stripping her of the WMVW title. Joplin demands a rematch,or there will be problems. Commishiner Amara Tennoh addresses the audience in-ring. She is interrupted by Rufus,who has a problem with her and the fact that she refused him a rematch.The 2 have a heated confrontation,when Tennoh still refuses him a match. The Black Gammaz battle Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico (now with abe knight). The Gammaz win. Reno Nevada get his Street Fight championship rematch against New Champion Wes East (who's now accompanied by Elena). MVW US champion,Ron Rude is on Color Commentary for this match. Elena(who's now sporting a new look to match East's) interferes often. East wins,thanks to Elena. Bury Man makes a creepy promo in a very dark place,calling out the Dark Avenger and warns that The Death Angel is coming.
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March 2015:
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 6: Team 90's open up the show and battle against the Cousins of Hamas (with sanger). CoH wins and attack America and The Jews verbally after the match. MVW Commishiner Amara Tennoh makes an in-ring promo verbally trashing her critics and announcing the Next MVW Special: MVW Arm Wrestlemania,an inter-gender arm wrestling tournament,the winner will be declared the MVW Arm-Wrestling champion.Rufus confronts The Commish,followed by Janette Joplin. Both demand their title shots and even threaten her. Tennoh decides to test their worth in Handycap Matches. Next week,Janette Joplin vs All 4 of the Valkyries and Rufus vs Dark Avenger and Mr.Injustice. Should they lose,they won't get their rematches.Tubman and Parks battle Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico (with abe knight). Tubman and Parks win. Backstage,The Asian American Order is hunting down the Asian Sisterhood,seeking revenge,they get blind-sided by the Sisterhood,who beat the men with ball bats.Before her match,The Absolutist sits in the corner of the ring and cuts her mini-promo/rant and ends with her catchphrase. This time The Absolutist talks about and chastises the 50+ democrats who walked out on the Israeli PM's speech,calling them a bunch of "Goddamn babies". She also promises to talk about the GOP another day. The Absolutist defeats her opponent,Ruby.Backstage,various MVW and WMVW Wrestlers comment on Arm Wrestlemania. Mr.Injustice (with the dark avenger) battles and defeats The Unknown. Musashi (with the Valkyries) puts her WMVW US championship on the line against Elena (with wes east). Elena wins the match and the title thanks to Wes East's help. The Valkyries and Tennoh are pissed. Bury Man makes another creepy promo in the same very dark place as last week,calling out the Dark Avenger once again and warns that The Death Angel will be appearing soon...And when he does,No Bastard will be safe.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 7: In the opening match,Janette Joplin took on All 4 Valkyries(lita keno,musashi,maxine payne,and reina reyas w/ commissioner amara tennoh) in a handycap match for the right to face Lita Keno for the WMVW title. Joplin wins,but Tennoh decides to restart the match and make it an 4-on-1 Elimination match. Joplin eliminates Reyas and then Payne,but gets beat by Leta Keno herself. A backstage interview with Rufus,who talks about his handycap match tonight for the right to face The Dark Avenger for the MVW title. Before her match,The Absolutist sits in the corner of the ring and cuts her mini-promo/rant and ends with her catchphrase. This time The Absolutist talks about The "Give Diva's A Chance" Movement and chastises Vince McMahon for always devaluing,demeaning,and degrading it's female talent. A thing McMahon has been doing since the Late 80's. The Absolutist defeats her opponent,Madam Rosa.The Asian American Order raids the women's locker room and vandalizes the Asian Sisterhood's stuff. The Asian Sisterhood (ami and yumi) vs Ruby and the Yellow Mercenary. The Sisterhood wins. A Promo for ArmWrestlemania is shown. The Asian Sisterhood find their stuff ruined and know who is responsible. Commissioner Tennoh comes in and blames them for invoking the wrath of the Asian American Order.This pisses the Sisterhood off. However,Tennoh decides to let them have a shot at revenge, A Team Arm Wrestling match for Arm Wrestlemania,loser must give their weekly paychecks to the Winners.The Sisterhood agrees. The Cousins of Hamas battle and defeat Team 90's. After the match,the CoH and Maggie Sanger blast America and Israel. Rufus battles WWE Champion Dark Avenger and his Disciple,the Adult Bully Mr. Injustice in a 2-on-1 handycap match. Near the end of the match,as the Avenger is winning,The Death Angel (a white robed grim reaper) appears,takes out Mr.Injustice,and disappears. Rufus gets the win on a distracted Avenger. After the match,Commishiner Amara Tennoh comes out and declares that Rufus didn't win the match fairly,so he doesn't get his title shot. Rufus is pissed and threatens the Commishiner. Tennoh decides to suspend Rufus for that.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 8: Update on Rufus' suspension.Euthanasia and Seifer vs Hakeem Abdul Jafar and Reymundo Magnifico (with abe knight). Euthanasia and Seifer win. In ring,Commissioner Tennoh addresses Rufus' suspension and explains why she's been acting so evil for the last couple of months. Simple answer: the Power has corrupted her..and She Loves It!. After insulting Janette Joplin,she addresses Musashi's loss to Elena a few weeks ago and issues a WMVW US title rematch for tonight's main event. The Absolutist battles Reina Reyas and wins. For her "rant" this week,she takes a huge swipe at Feminists and the retarded things they do. In a Backstage interview,The Asian Sisterhood talk about their match at Arm Wrestlemania. Another Promo for Arm Wrestlemania. Mr.Injustice (with dark avenger) vs The Death Angel (formerly known as buryman). The Death Angel defeats Injustice and after the match,sets his sights on The Dark Avenger,who cowers away from him. The Reaper is then assaulted by Neo Doink. Death Angel fights back and the evil clown(with the avenger and mr.injustice) retreat. The AAO talk about their match at Arm Wrestlemania and are not happy to put their weekly paychecks on the line. The Cousins of Hamas(with maggie sanger) take on and defeat Mercenary Force. Hakeem Abdul Jafar interrupts the teams after match anti-american/anti-jew tirade and blasts them (and people like them) for giving Muslims a shitty name and he's sick and damn tired of it. He also doesn't appreciate the American bashing and openly admits to being a proud American. Sanger and Jafar have a heated back and forth. Jafar challenges The CoH to a match next week. Both Mahmoud Arafat and Khalil Al-fatah agree,as does Maggie Sanger. A 2nd MVW show is announced and more details will be revealed in the coming weeks. Musashi (with Com. Tennoh and the other 3 Valkyries) battles Elena (with street fight champion,wes east) for the WMVW US Championship. During the match,Janette Joplin comes from out of nowhere and brawls with the Valkyries,steals Lita Keno's WMVW Championship,and making a swift and daring exit. This pisses off The Valkyries. Elena beats Musashi and retains the WMVW US Championship. Amara Tennoh is pissed of and warns Joplin that if she doesn't return the WMVW championship to Lita Keno right now,she'll face fines and suspension. We then take you to Janette Joplin who's outside near her car. Joplin tells Tennoh that she'll give back the title once she's given her rematch. Joplin gets into her car and drives off with the title.
MVW Retro Reality TV Season 1,Episode 9: Philly Madison is defeated by Reymundo Magnifico,thanks in part to Abe Knight. The 4 Valkyries and Com. Amara Tennoh cut an in ring promo/rant on Janette Joplin.Keno warns Joplin that if she doesn't return the WMVW championship to her by the end of the night,the 4 Valkyries will hunt her down and beat her to death. Tennoh also adds that after the beating is done,she'll fire Joplin on the spot.Before her match with Ruby,The Absolutist delivers another one of her promo's/mini-rants. This time taking a huge swipe at pop stars (like nick jonas) and their mindless followers. she ends it in the usual way with her catchphrase "and That's Absolute!". Ruby is defeated. Tubman and Parks interrupt an interview with the MVW Tag Team Champions,The Black Gammaz. Tubman and Parks challenge the Gammaz for the titles at Arm Wrestlemania. The Gammaz accept the challenge. The Death Angel battles Neo Doink and wins by DQ,when The Dark Avenger and Mr.Injustice interfere. The 3 heels escape,when The Death Angel fights them back. Another Arm Wrestlemania promo and the Tag Championship match between the Gammaz and Tubman and Parks is made official. In ring,Maggie Sanger and her Cousins of Hamas team bash America and the Jews some more and after they do that,they demand a shot at the winners of the upcoming Tag Team championship.They then address Hakeem Abdul Jafar and warn him that he will be extremely sorry if he screws with The Cousins of Hamas. 10 man Battle Royal for the MVW Battle Championship.The Unknown wins the battle royal and the championship. Musashi (with the comish and the Valkyries) battles WMVW US Champ Elena(with wes east) for the WMVW US championship. Wes East does commentary. Elena wins by DQ,when the Valkyries interfere. However,Commishiner Tennoh demands the match restart as a No DQ match..and so it does. Elena wins using her extreme moves. Just as Tennoh was about to have the match start again. Janette Joplin comes out (with the wmvw title) and smack talks Tennoh and the Valkyries. Keno and Tennoh threaten Joplin. Joplin tells her foes thast the belt will be Keno's once again,but Only after she gets her rematch. Tennoh tells Joplin that she has a choice: Return the belt willingly or be forced to give it back after her firing. Joplin tells Tennoh to just give her the rematch and this will all be over. Tennoh tells Joplin to go screw herself and that she's not worthy to be Champion. With those words,Joplin,nonchalantly,walks out of the arena with the belt in tow. The Valkyries go after her and a huge fight breaks out.
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April 2015:
MVW Special: Arm Wrestlemania: The Multi-Gender,3-out of-5 falls,Arm Wrestling Tournament..winner gets the MVW Arm Wrestling Championship,which must be defended Anytime,Anywhere during work hours. Challengers can be anyone. The tournament has 16 participants (matches in the 1st round are all picked at random). Match 1 of the 1st Round is Abe Knight vs Maggie Sanger. The 2 swap barbs at each other before the match. Abe Knight wins. Round 1,Match 2 has Raoul Valdez clash with Reina Reyas of the 4 Valkyries.Reyas wins. In Match 3 of Round 1,it's Maxine Payne vs Vic Wuton. Payne wins. The Absolutist takes on Mr.Injustice in the 4th match of the 1st Round. Before the match,Absolutist bashes Modern Feminists again,because she enjoyed doing it the last time. Mr.Injustice wins. The 5th Match of Round 1 was the battle of the nutjobs: WMVW US Champion Elena vs MVW Street Fight Champ Wes East. Wes East Wins. Ruby triumphed over Arachnid in the 6th match,Philly Madison defeated Musashi during the 7th.And in the 8th,WMVW Champion Lita Keno defeated MVW Champion Dark avenger when Death Angel caused a distraction. In an in ring interview,Janette Joplin (with the wmvw championship belt) is confronted by Commishiner Amara Tennoh,who demands the belt back or risk being fired. When Joplin refuses and insults The Commish. Tennoh summons security,who draw their guns at Joplin. Tennoh warns that they will shoot,unless Joplin drops the belt. Joplin drops the title to Tennoh's feet. Tennoh fires Joplin on the spot. Joplin assaults Tennoh and gets carried out by security. Round 2 begins with Abe Knight vs Reina Reyas. Knight tries to get Reyas to join him in his crusade against the "White Powers". Reynas declines by telling the Manager to "Suck It" in Spanish. Reynas wins. Next is Maxine Payne vs Mr.Injustice. Injustice wins..but barely. Match 3 of the 2nd Round has Ruby battle and defeat Wes East. In the 4th Match of Round,Philly Madison barely defeats Lita Keno. The Announcement of a 2nd MVW show,MVW Crash. Next up,the Paychecks v Paychecks Team Arm Wrestling Match. Ami and Yumi of The Asian Sisterhood vs Kojiro and Tseng of The Asian American Order. The Team with the most wins gets the losers Weekly Paycheck for that week. The Asian Sisterhood win. In the 3rd Round Reyna Reyas battles Mr.Injustice and wins. Then Philly Madison takes on Ruby and loses. The next match is The Black Gammaz vs Tubman and Parks for the Tag Titles. Tubman and Parks win. The 2 teams shake hands after the match. In the Finals,Reyna Reyas battles Ruby for the Arm Wrestle Championship. Ruby ends up winning and a new Champion is crowned..
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